5/11/16 MDT

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Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

hello friends, here are your football players

West Ham v Stoke
West Ham (3-4-3) Adrian; Kouyate, Collins, Ogbonna; Antonio, Noble, Obiang, Cresswell; Lanzini, Ayew, Payet.

Stoke (4-2-3-1) Grant; Bardsley, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters; Whelan, Adam; Walters, Allen, Sobhi; Bony.

I spent so loving long trying to make a thread and couldn't get imgur to work. I'm glad West Ham have a formation now, perhaps we'll start not losing games

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 16:28

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:19

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

inx posted:

watched the entire first half of west ham v stoke and I dont quite know why

I wish Lanzini would calm the gently caress down and stop trying to run the entire team

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 16:51

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Kouyate surges forward from CB, bombs down the right into space, Antonio turns around and gives it to a stoke player.

Nice, nice.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:12

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I can't tell if the players keep falling over because they aren't properly conditioned or they're all too stupid to realise by the 50th minute that the ref isn't going for it

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:16

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Antonio has been loving dreadful today

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:20

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Lanzini and Ayew off, Antonio somehow stays on.

It's one of those games you wish you had 7 subs because everyone is poo poo. We need Kouyate in midfield, and a wingback who isnt playing like turd, and Payet needs a rest

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:26

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

micky tony scores because he's just so loving good at headers

he's having the worst game of his west ham career but when he's at that near post he's unstoppable. Payet also been crap but when he crosses, it lands on yer head.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:28

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

11 headed goals in 2016 for Antonio, phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:28

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Bea Nanner posted:

wet spam

Adrian is so good except those days he isn't, like today

he switches between the best goalkeeper we've had in 2 decades and the worst in the space of a week, it's amazing

EvilHawk posted:

https://my.mixtape.moe/xlyqjl.mp4

Lmao what the gently caress does Adrian think he's doing out there???

this is going to be hammered on MOTD because it was the third time he did that and got caught in 5 minutes. Got away with the Crouch ones.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:40

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Zaza won't be coming on and isn't injured. He's done.

e; to be clear the 22 year old free transfer from man united, last seen on loan at Barnsley, is favoured over him.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:50

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

ffs adrian stay in the loving goal

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:52

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

we got done by bojan, pack it in lads

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 17:58

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

this chelsea side are incredible

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 19:47

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Barry Shitpeas posted:

who would have thought that an italian would get chelsea scoring millions of goals

Victor Moses has been good. Conte is magic.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 19:57

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I think the lesson here is that Ngolo Kante is better than claude makelele

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 19:59

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Reprisal posted:

Liverpool are the only side naturally set up to attack a 3-5-2.

Arsenal and City can shift into the necessary formation and have the players to attack with width and overload the midfield, but its not their natural playstyle.

I expect similar results in the followup matches.

the weird thing is that marcos alonso and victor moses are looking really good as wingbacks despite being rejected from Bolton and everyone in the prem respectively.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 21:24

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

did mclatz just play advantage on an offside?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 14:51

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

EvilHawk posted:

Janssen is so loving bad jfc

either his confidence is shot or he's actually really bad

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 14:53

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

EvilHawk posted:

Our rivals for top have all dropped points (except Chelsea), I wonder how we'll conspire to lose against Watford...

#LFC team v @WatfordFC: Karius, Clyne, Lucas, Matip, Milner, Henderson, Can, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino #LIVWAT

Oh right there we go.

holy poo poo liverpool are about to go 1st in november

somebody light the finnsignal

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 15:01

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

tarbrush posted:

Man, we're actually good

calm down you haven't scored 5 yet

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 16:35

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Spangly A posted:

calm down you haven't scored 5 yet

lol loving hell, that was an excellently composed pass too

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 16:36

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sadiowns mane

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 16:37

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:19

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I like that after several years of effort from everyone, one team alone have figured out how to play short corners.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 17:07

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