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What does a DJT concession speech look like
No call, no speech, nothing for days
Birther conference - 3 lines worth of puppetmaster defense
Smith dinner - starts off normalish, turns into a hateful angry car crash
The pivot - a gracious, genuine attempt at reconciliation and healing
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awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
Assume for the sake of argument america is not made great again, and this is clear to the cable news channels at some time late tuesday night. Things begin to sink in at the trump tower bunker.
What does DJT do?

My money is on something like the smith dinner, in that he'll start off on-message-ish, and then veer into hateful angry stump language for a while. I don't think he'll call Clinton to concede.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
you cant post a thing that wont exist

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx
 

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


"I announce my candidacy for Presidency of the United States in 2020"

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
I have been looking forward to this for about a year. The cool thing about donald trump is that he's seldom a disappointment.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
PEA-nuts get your PEA-nuts he-ERE! I got CRA-cker Jacks! HOT dogs HOT steaming HOT dogs! ICE cold so-DA, who wants an ICE cold so-DA? JOL-ly Ranchers, AIR-heads, LICK-a-maid!

Essential Inks
May 10, 2013

by exmarx
"Please, please leave the room if this will affect you."

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







IM NOT OWNED

IM NOT OWNED

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


MaxNV posted:

"I announce my candidacy for Presidency of the United States in 2020"

"If not before"

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

his made up family motto on his made up coat of arms is 'never concede'
I have high hopes for this speech

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?



But Trump.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice





:abuela:

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

"The aristocrats"

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

"The aristocrats"

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The stag in the forest runs free
But gather together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to me

The branch of the linden is leafy and green
The Rhine gives its gold to the sea
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to me

The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee
But soon, says a whisper
"Arise, arise, tomorrow belongs to me!"

Old James
Nov 20, 2003

Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!



I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

i 100% cannot even begin to guess and i am extremely excited to find out

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It will be a Tweet, not a speech.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

My hope is that he freaks out, has a stroke, and suffers permanent brain damage, and then proceeds to humiliate himself even worse than usual for about 7 long and pointless years, before he dies even less popular than Sarah Palin.

Thank you for reading this post in which I confessed the darkness that has possessed my heart. Love you, CSPAM!

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
"Do I smell toast?"

*collapses*

KIND OF A KIM DEAL
Oct 28, 2016

by zen death robot

Barbe Rouge posted:

The sun on the meadow is summery warm
The stag in the forest runs free
But gather together to greet the storm
Tomorrow belongs to me

The branch of the linden is leafy and green
The Rhine gives its gold to the sea
But somewhere a glory awaits unseen
Tomorrow belongs to me

The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
The blossom embraces the bee
But soon, says a whisper
"Arise, arise, tomorrow belongs to me!"

Tower to the skies
An academy of lies
And what goes up surely must come down
And we felt the mighty blowout with the walls coming down
Or something like that

Most of us are quite pleased
With the same old song
And all of a sudden I'm relatively sane
With everything to lose and nothing to gain
Or something like that

Men of wisdom
And men of compromise
Men of weak flesh in an armored disguise
All fall down

If it's right you can tell
Echos Myron like a siren
With endurance like the liberty bell
And he tells you of the dreamers, but he's cracked up like the road
And he'd like to lift us up, but we're a very heavy load
And we're finally here
And poo poo yeah, it's cool
And shouldn't it be
Or something like that...





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:abuela:

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

*cough, sniff*

"bababooey"

*leaves*

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
it's going to be chaos

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

*very jon glaser-ly* RIIIGGGGGEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*transmogrifies into corncob*

epic weed mom
Sep 1, 2006

He's going to jumpstart the cause to impeach Hillary right then and there

Yureina
Apr 28, 2013

Yeap. I found this out recently. Really turns me off the Palestinian cause to find out they basically consist entirely of raging racists.
I can't see it ending on anything positive or conciliatory. My hope is that after whatever rant about rigging or impeachment he goes on after the election, eventually someone will tell him to shut the gently caress up. But... that's probably just a dream. Free press coverage will likely continue and he will remain a plague for some time.

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD
He'll concede on the Tuesday night but by Wednesday morning he'll be telling anyone who listens that he only lost because of voter fraud and how he's thinking of a court challenge.

epic weed mom
Sep 1, 2006

By the morning of November 11th, a defenseless Donald J Trump will be struck on his person by a flung piece of food.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
"We campaigned to make America great again...

And we...

have...

...seceded."

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill himself doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. And surely not because death seems suddenly appealing. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kill himself the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise. Make no mistake about people who leap from burning windows. Their terror of falling from a great height is still just as great as it would be for you or me standing speculatively at the same window just checking out the view; i.e. the fear of falling remains a constant. The variable here is the other terror, the fire’s flames: when the flames get close enough, falling to death becomes the slightly less terrible of two terrors. It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames. And yet nobody down on the sidewalk, looking up and yelling ‘Don’t!’ and ‘Hang on!’, can understand the jump. Not really. You’d have to have personally been trapped and felt flames to really understand a terror way beyond falling.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
He'll glare in silence at his audience while grinding his teeth until he manages to snap a molar.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


hes going to walk out on stage, say the results were rigged, and call for revolution

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

hes going to walk out on stage, say the results were rigged, and call for revolution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLWsogg7a3g

:retrogames: :smugdon:

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

initially comes on stage with plans to announce trumptv, but loses the thread within 2 minutes and instead swears vengeance on his enemies up to and including a superpac dedicated to destroying the republican party.

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UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

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