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Scrub-Niggurath posted:"The aristocrats"
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:22 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 19:14 |
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"I have always been a supporter of Hilary Clinton. Her biggest supporter. I never ran against her or said anything which could be considered negative about her."
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:31 |
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Varkk posted:"I have always been a supporter of Hilary Clinton. Her biggest supporter. I never ran against her or said anything which could be considered negative about her." "Such a lovely woman. Nobody respects Hilary Clinton more than I do."
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 03:38 |
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I hope for Bill Paxton from Event Horizon
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:15 |
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It occurred to me exactly what's going to happen. Trump will concede election night, then take it back some number of days later.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:22 |
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Contra Duck posted:He'll concede on the Tuesday night but by Wednesday morning he'll be telling anyone who listens that he only lost because of voter fraud and how he's thinking of a court challenge. Jeb! Repetition posted:It occurred to me exactly what's going to happen. Trump will concede election night, then take it back some number of days later. i keep thinking something like this is likely, then i imagine him actually in front of a crowd admitting he lost and its just completely out of character i think he's going to walk out on stage, intending to concede, and then... not
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 04:54 |
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Chants of "Lock Her Up" and "Trump That Bitch" thunder and echo through the venue as he mounts the stage, but quiet as he reaches the mic. Just as feedback threatens the absolute silence, he begins. "When the last days were upon me, and the ugly trifles of existence began to drive me to madness like the small drops of water that torturers let fall ceaselessly upon one spot of their victim’s body, I loved the irradiate refuge of sleep." Kellyanne shoots Ivanka a WTF look.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:03 |
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"I never ran for president"
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:05 |
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:"The aristocrats" I want this so loving bad
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:01 |
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ivanka has lined the trump campaign room with wildfire
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:13 |
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That DICK! posted:ivanka has lined the trump campaign room with wildfire
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:19 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:hes going to walk out on stage, say the results were rigged, and call for revolution Or, given the massive Hispanic turnout, a straight up pogrom.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:24 |
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I bet he calls for her to be killed and the Secret Service arrests him on live TV
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:30 |
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Jeb! Repetition posted:It occurred to me exactly what's going to happen. Trump will concede election night, then take it back some number of days later.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:59 |
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Also here's my prediction I made over in the Trump thread:frankenfreak posted:He won't, though. He's gonna say he didn't lose, America lost by not voting him. Trump cannot fail, only be failed.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:15 |
Don't stop belivin' Hold onto that feelin' Streetlights, people Don't stop-- Smash cut to black. Everyone in the nation says, "Wait, what?" Looking around at each other in confusion. Start clicking their remotes, trying to unpause. Actually calling their freaking cable providers to check if the lines went down, because it cannot possibly end with a loving cut to black, after all these years, a weird, unexpected anti-climax and then the credits start rolling, and we all realize: we've been owned
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:37 |
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Essential Inks posted:"Please, please leave the room if this will affect you." I like the subtlety here. You didn't post the picture, and that makes this post all the better.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:41 |
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I hope hillary put him and his supporters into loving camps
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:44 |
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no president, no president, YOU're the president.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:17 |
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*Rips off mask to reveal he's actually Ron Paul.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:26 |
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I always wondered during all of those hours in math class learning about empty sets when such knowledge could ever be used in real life. Years later, seeing this thread title, I finally found my answer...
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:29 |
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Essential Inks posted:"Please, please leave the room if this will affect you."
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:32 |
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No speech, and immediate statements from the campaign (if it's even remotely close) will be along the lines of "Crooked Hillary stole the election, I will sue everyone until I win". However, since Trump is a lazy gently caress and won't actually do this, it'll be at least a week before we hear from him again, and his people will release a statement saying in effect "can't fight the Man, Crooked stole it, I totally coulda won if the media hadn't sandbagged me".
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 15:43 |
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"We had a tremendous, tremendous campaign. Really just tremendous. Some of the people here... just tremendous. They say to me 'Donald, don't give up!'"
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:22 |
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tadashi posted:*Rips off mask to reveal he's actually Andy Kaufmann.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:28 |
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tadashi posted:*Rips off mask to reveal he's actually Herman Cain.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:29 |
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tadashi posted:*Rips off wig to reveal he's actually Ron Paul.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:44 |
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"No President. No President. You're the President."
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 16:51 |
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PST posted:"No President. No President. You're the President." bruvs I just did that one. anyway seriously I think he's gonna surprise everyone by how outwardly well he takes it because in his head none of this, the people he represents, or the issues he's been screaming about for the last 15 months actually matter anyway. he'll give a speech that sounds sorta like america owes him a big favour for conceding and graciously "allowing" the first female president happen.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 17:52 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:00 |
im permabanned poster wetbackstomper58. i first started reading USA Today when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "anti-globalism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my speech process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "were gonna build a wall" and "i love china. i love em but theyre killing us" in my head for hours, and i would get really nonchalant, start grabbing women right in the pussy etc, basically primadonna narcissism. im now on huffpo's poo poo list. i always wondered what the kind of "blustering" style of american politics was all about; i think it's the business world leaking into the presidential sphere, what austrian theory considered to be the cause of popular and populist politics. i would advise all people who "get" me to apply to Trump University because that likely means you have a predisposition to success. peace.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 18:01 |
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Standing on the edge of the crater Like the prophets once said and the ashes are all cold now No more bullets and the embers are dead Whispers in the air tell the tales Of the brothers gone Desolation, devastation What a mess we made, when it all went wrong Watching from the edge of the circus For the games to begin Gladiators draw their swords form their ranks for Armageddon I'm nuclear I'm wild I'm breaking up inside A heart of broken glass Defiled Deep inside The abandoned child Standing on the edge of the underworld Looking at the abyss and I'm hoping for some miracle To breakout, to escape from all this Whispers in the air tell the tales of a life that's gone Desolation, devastation What a mess we made, when it all went wrong I'm nuclear I'm wild I'm breaking up inside A heart of broken glass Defiled Deep inside The abandoned child I'm nuclear I'm wild I'm breaking up inside A heart of broken glass Defiled Deep inside The abandoned child
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:01 |
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i really hope he just casually strolls out and just goes 'gg hillary' then moves straight back to his 08' position of how much he respects the clintons and what a terrific president she will be - just to to watch the realisation among his people that all the revolutionary anti-establishment stuff was an angle and he was never going to fight for these morons, ever.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:02 |
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I desperately hope he thinks he's going to win
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 19:42 |
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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796064758512361472 m bison yes.gif
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:04 |
Did you know that his RNC acceptance speech was the longest one in the last 40 years? I think that's what he'll do with his concession speech. He'll be up there for four hours, raving and sniffing all over the place.
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:17 |
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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind. Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:18 |
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Donald's "concession speech" is gonna be the biggest television event this side of the Super Bowl
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# ? Nov 8, 2016 20:21 |
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Blame List:
For all these reasons, I do not concede Bonus points if he literally uses the words "stabbed in the back"
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:26 |
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Oddly tho I think Trump sees it coming, unlike Romney
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:31 |