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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
I'm ryder shepherd and I need to find a space kid

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Hmmm. Well I fished out my ME3 and even looked at the store and it doesn't look like it's available for backwards compatibility yet on the Xbone

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Jul 17, 2003

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Okay yeah now it's working for me, I restarted my Xbox and it took the disc, not sure if it was timing or restarting the box that did it

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moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Nov 8, 2016

moist turtleneck
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I didn't hear the tuba sound of the reapers in the preview and I'm kinda upset that I won't know that the reapers are around if there's no farting

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Jul 17, 2003

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WHO THE FUCKS READY TO GO TO MARS?!

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Jul 17, 2003

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It makes it a lot easier to Discern the Pubby when there are standard classes though which was pretty important in the early days of Platinum

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It was more knowing what power upgrades people picked because some were Good and some were Awful and that was important when teamwork is key (also some powers straight up didn't work or work as described so you knew if they were bad based on that)

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Jul 17, 2003

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There was also the cool thing where phantoms were way harder to kill if you were the host

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Ending was bad, even after they "fixed" it

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All we can hope is that the lead bad monster has a blonde combover and a legion of proletariat rock men chanting "SEND THEM BACK"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Do the kett get boners or stoners

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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The Hanar were in ME:3, you had to do a detective mission on the Citadel I think

moist turtleneck
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Shoulda been crab people, a rock lobster if you will

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Hedrigall posted:

Nobody should overestimate the minimum amount of anthropomorphism something needs for the internet to want to gently caress it

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Jul 17, 2003

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moist turtleneck
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Yeah I hope this game understands gender fluidity and asexuality are things that all living creatures can be born with.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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I got mass effect all over my kids idiot joke book

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Jul 17, 2003

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I'm glad I maxed out my resources for a long time to really see not much of a difference on Earth at the end.

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Jul 17, 2003

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:heysexy:

modedit: there were some creepy fanfic pics of a pregnant tali here

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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I hope there's a robot with a big smiley face and a cowboy hat on the casino planet

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Oh no a child died on this planet, which is different from the rest of the loving devastated planet

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Jul 17, 2003

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I just watched the ending to ME2 without ever playing the game and it's so much better than ME3 it isn't even funny

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Jul 17, 2003

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Jul 17, 2003

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Would you put your brain into a Colossal SquidBot body?

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Jul 17, 2003

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Moola posted:

id put my dick in a Colossal SquidBot body

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Some dude at work drives the shittiest dodge neon because he has to buy the elite man child edition of every game out there so he can get the dumbass toys that come with it

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Jul 17, 2003

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no bones about it posted:

Yes.


Im single and I make enough money that I can do dumb things like buy a crapton of video games and I dont have to drive a lovely dodge neon.

Sounds like you don't buy enough frivolous toys and games then

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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The Illusion Man when you kill Kai Leng

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Jul 17, 2003

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Pattonesque posted:

"The only thing you have to do to make me happy, Shepard, is come home at the end of the day."

"If you haven't seen Shepard dance, then you haven't seen Shakespeare the way it was meant to be seen."

Actually yeah why did they make a dance option at the nightclub that was you just doing the shake with the wall

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Jul 17, 2003

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Chomp8645 posted:

I'm new to Mass Effect threads and was curious why everyone was ragging on you. Now I get it.

You're like the local Zaphod.

lol I love that the ghost of zaphod haunts all of SA

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Jul 17, 2003

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Wait does she have boobs and a butt like that in real life?!

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Jul 17, 2003

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Pretty pissed that Mass Effect: Androgynous isn't going to have any 10 butthole fetch quests

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Jul 17, 2003

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You guys keep saying Catalyst even though his name is Star Kid

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Jul 17, 2003

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All I wanted for the ending was to have a large battle involving all the war assets I got including that stupid loving spider queen that jumped ship on my super weapon

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A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Actually in retrospect they got bought out by a huge entity and suffered a brain drain and then terrible project management brought on by an unrealistic timeline and pressure from above.

EA works in mysterious ways

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Jul 17, 2003

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In the intro Shepherd outwits a reaper and when he opens it up he punches a husk in the face while yelling Earf

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I decided to kill all of the robots because if I can't gently caress EDI then no one can it's bullshit that Joker got her through negging

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Jul 17, 2003

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The premiere shows them replaying the end of ME3 to prepare for Androidema

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