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http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew This poll is closed.
	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

my ballot in PA is real easy, taking that straight D

had to start working before the polls opened but will be voting after!

ed balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkPe-9rM1Q

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:50

mgreen42: Oct 22, 2002

Umm, Cuyahoga County precinct here. It was lined up out the door at 6.

...The polls in Ohio open at 6:30. Never really seen anything like that.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:05

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

iospace posted:

Are you going to chaos dunk Boosted if you see him?

I'm going to inazuma kick him in the balls

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:07

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

cross-fuckin-postin, try and stop me

D&D: O that we had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Day Crew
That do no posting to-day!

BALOOGAN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, D&D? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to toxx, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to post,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Joementum, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my quotes;
It yearns me not if men my custom titles wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet postcount,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Nite Crew.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, D&D, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this thread,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And red text for USPOL put into his purse;
We would not post in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of CSPAM.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of CSPAM.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint CSPAM."
Then will he strip his rap sheet and show his sixers,
And say "These wounds I had on CSPAM's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words�
Ed Balls, Trump and Doctor,
Big Wet and rear end, Sex and Cake�
Be in their flowing bottles freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And CSPAM Trump Thread shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that posts his posts with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in D&D now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their sippy cups cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint CSPAM's day.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:07

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

iospace posted:

Are you going to chaos dunk Boosted if you see him?

He lives in Soith Carolina, dumbo!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:11

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Massive turnout means :abuela:

wins right?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:13

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

redneck nazgul posted:

cross-fuckin-postin, try and stop me

D&D: O that we had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Day Crew
That do no posting to-day!

BALOOGAN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, D&D? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to toxx, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to post,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Joementum, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my quotes;
It yearns me not if men my custom titles wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet postcount,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Nite Crew.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, D&D, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this thread,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And red text for USPOL put into his purse;
We would not post in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of CSPAM.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of CSPAM.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint CSPAM."
Then will he strip his rap sheet and show his sixers,
And say "These wounds I had on CSPAM's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words�
Ed Balls, Trump and Doctor,
Big Wet and rear end, Sex and Cake�
Be in their flowing bottles freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And CSPAM Trump Thread shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that posts his posts with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in D&D now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their sippy cups cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint CSPAM's day.

I think not.

CSpam are the good guys and D&D are the bad guys

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:14

F. Lobot: Jul 6, 2010

Thanks to targeted ads I learned that my local Senate candidate supports giving Guantanamo Bay inmates EVEN MORE RIGHTS. I wasn't sure what to think of her with such limited information, but if that's the worst they could dig up I'm pretty stoked.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:15

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

hey i just learned some shocking new information

donald trump is bad

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:17

Colonel Corazon: Feb 12, 2011; A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Hiss ya'll

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:17

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

also why are robert morrow and ed balls not options for the poll??? this is a break with tradition

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:18

Abrasive Obelisk: May 2, 2013; ~~I joined th~~
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!

he still knows...

mgreen42 posted:

Umm, Cuyahoga County precinct here. It was lined up out the door at 6.

...The polls in Ohio open at 6:30. Never really seen anything like that.

Remember that this is Cleveland, heavy Democrat, so

comingafteryouall posted:

Massive turnout means wins right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

I think not.

CSpam are the good guys and D&D are the bad guys

d&d ARE THE englishmen now a bed aka d&d

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:24

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:26

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Less than half an hour since polls opened here in St Pete, FL. Parking lot is about 70% full, line to get in is about 40 people and growing. I am ready to pledge my vote to Dread Abuela.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:28

ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

This loving Mike Kelly joker on FNC seems like he's probably raped a few people.

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/795962817249771520

https://twitter.com/ErlogLabonte/status/795962420934021121

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:29

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

Remember that this is Cleveland, heavy Democrat, so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVcD1RydY4

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:31

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Sun is blasting through the windows here but thankfully this guy in front of me is a little taller so his head has made an excellent shield.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 13:39

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Shenji nooooo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:00

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

wow i hosed up the years on my last post and i cant edit. rip

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:00

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

crazy cloud posted:

Shenji nooooo

Insanely hosed up

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/795972084195278849

KASICH HAS MORE VOTES THAN STEIN

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:00

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME :trumppop:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Repostin' because Trump thread got locked seconds after.

I voted. Place was packed half an hour after the polls opened, which is good for Hillary. Voters seemed to be a bit more diverse than the population at large, which is also good for Hillary.

I feel quite comfortable in predicting that Hillary is going to take my home state of Rhode Island.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wow i hosed up the years on my last post and i cant edit. rip

It ended with a gently caress up by a gently caress up.

Truly a fitting end to the Trump thread.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:00

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Current mude

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Since I can't edit it into my last post, please change my name to Tim Flopsweat

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

MA goons: vote against question 2. Seriously, we do not need more loving charter schools. They're killing teacher's unions and they drain money away from real public schools.

Also legalize weed :getin:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

Dogstoyevsky: Oct 9, 2012; If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wow i hosed up the years on my last post and i cant edit. rip

haha

All these moments will be lost like happy meals in Chris Christie's panniculus.
Time to die.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:01

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Alter Ego posted:

MA goons: vote against question 2. Seriously, we do not need more loving charter schools. They're killing teacher's unions and they drain money away from real public schools.

Also legalize weed

already voted no, no, yes, yes in that order

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:02

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol comedy purgatory has 170 active users because of moving the thread

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:02

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Oh Brave New Thread
that has such posters ITT!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:02

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Line 60 deep when I passed by a nearby church on my way back from the taco truck for breakfast tacos here in Austin.

Despite having record-breaking early voting turnout.

:getin:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:03

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Trump would never have closed the trump thread.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:03

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

this thread is only 3 pages long and it has pathetically few hail satans and trump doctor sex cakes in it what the h*ck is this low energy jeb! poo poo

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:03

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Alter Ego posted:

MA goons: vote against question 2. Seriously, we do not need more loving charter schools. They're killing teacher's unions and they drain money away from real public schools.

Also legalize weed

Done and Done :420:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:02

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dogstoyevsky posted:

All these moments will be lost like happy meals in Chris Christie's panniculus.

Huge, when filled.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:02

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

exploding mummy posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/795972084195278849

KASICH HAS MORE VOTES THAN STEIN

the one Kasich-voting FB guy I know who is now voting Trump is at his nadir, posting about Hillary's satan cannibal tendancies and how she smells like potatoes. I am not making this up. It's very sad, he used to be a good guy.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:03