TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Rip trump thread 14/088

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 19:51

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

Looks like the Guardian is going to use those cute animations from the primaries. :3:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

jisforjosh posted:

man I wish we had some cool propositions or ballot initiatives here

all we had was a shadily drawn up healthcare district that is going to fail

I think I'm voting no/no/yes/yes.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

STAC Goat posted:

Laura's hearing from a lot of middle aged people who have never voted. True American heroes.

The only people these assholes care about voting, old racist white people.

edit: Yes, please keep comparing Trump to Goldwater your racist idiot.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

Dogstoyevsky: Oct 9, 2012; If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

https://twitter.com/lellygal/status/795975931659571204

I have not heard that news, no.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Election 2016: That scene from Mulholland Drive where the cowboy tells the director "this is the girl" and that he will see him one more time if he does good and two more times if he does bad.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

man i cant believe all those posts were posted in the trump thread in -1 days

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

crazy cloud posted:

there arent even any gifs here what the fvc (

Be the change you want to see!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:08

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

STAC Goat posted:

Laura Ingraham just opened her segment by predicting a LSU national championship.

She says Trump's winning PA and Nevada. This is a movement! Laura's hearing from a lot of middle aged people who have never voted. True American heroes.

Talking to some friends in PA, there were already lines at 715 am in places that are normally in and out.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

memy posted:

Poll worker said the board of elections never sent them "I Voted" stickers. It's a rigged system folks.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

foxy boxing babe: Jan 17, 2010

trump thread closed on page 14088 :trumppop:

c'mon abuela!!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Dogstoyevsky posted:

https://twitter.com/lellygal/status/795975931659571204

I have not heard that news, no.

snap deleted heh

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Hey zdr what kind of records are there on sa forums for most concurrent users, page views/hr, etc. and might we see them broken today?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Trogdos! posted:

Rip trump thread 14(((0)))88

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Krazyface posted:

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:09

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Was landing on riding the trump thread straight to hell.

Hail Hillary!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

kibaces: Jul 11, 2016

I'm a human

and I'm coming

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Hey OP I just read the post and it's 866 OUR-VOTE, not 800. Still toll free.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

In Guam, normally it's about 55-45 for the Democratic presidential candidate. We're a day ahead and all that. Out votes don't count but we do a straw poll anyway.

Our current vote tallies are showing 75-25.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Krazyface posted:

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

lol

primary rallies were even more insane, recent ones have been trump on a teleprompter instead of just winging it and reading notes he wrote in sharpie

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Dogstoyevsky posted:

https://twitter.com/lellygal/status/795975931659571204

I have not heard that news, no.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Krazyface posted:

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

welcome to august 2015 noob

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

I bought some Arrogant Bastard on a friend's recommendation and it's good. I hope everyone has a good drink or smoke after Herself's inevitable victory. If you've got the opportunity, celebrate with others it'll make victory sweeter.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

zen death robot posted:

Oh thank god Sheng-Ji might have saved me a massive headache with that page trying to render all day billions of times today.

should treat this like a debate thread and reopen the trump thread on the 9th :unsmigghh:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Oh thank god Sheng-Ji might have saved me a massive headache with that page trying to render all day billions of times today.

My forum viewing FPS have shot up already.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Abugadu posted:

In Guam, normally it's about 55-45 for the Democratic presidential candidate. We're a day ahead and all that. Out votes don't count but we do a straw poll anyway.

Our current vote tallies are showing 75-25.

Let's hear it for all the Guamaniacs out there! :woop:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:10

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

man i cant believe all those posts were posted in the trump thread in -1 days

'Twas witchcraft

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

frankenfreak posted:

Be the change you want to see!

here is a selfie of me n my dread queen abuela after she wins 2day

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12

ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

Lol, Trump's gonna win Catholics.. right.. gotcha..

you fuckers are high

"He's a strong guy." "He's keeps that stuff private."

Yeah, Trump, so religious. "Grab them by the pussy." "They let you do it." walking in on 15 year olds while they're changing and loving bragging about it

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

guess im up for this election!!

what I need are:

STREAMS, piratical, relevant, high definition, stable

MEMES, dank, fresh and spicy

THEMES, doom, despair, rebirth, a return to normalcy

CREAMS, boston, ice, baileys, soda

BEAMS, of hope, light

TEAMS, of excellent posters making excellent posts

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Plinkey posted:

Talking to some friends in PA, there were already lines at 715 am in places that are normally in and out.

Clearly all those people are voting TRUMP

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

sootikins: May 24, 2008; Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.

Super stoked, already voted, leaving work early today and I took tomorrow off so I can F5 this thread.

Ed. Balls.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

It has been an honor to be with you on this lovely ride gentlemen. In honor of this fine day I'll be getting my sister a shelter cat after my brother in law died last year. I will grab that pussy (and give it chin scratches)

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:11

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Abugadu posted:

In Guam, normally it's about 55-45 for the Democratic presidential candidate. We're a day ahead and all that. Out votes don't count but we do a straw poll anyway.

Our current vote tallies are showing 75-25.

That's good news.

For Trump!

Err, I mean Clinton. Sorry, mistyped.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Bitchell had a deleted tweet, what was it

Also hell of a ride, end of all things, etc.

Phonepostin in a bumpy car is not ideal scenario for reminiscing

# ? Nov 8, 2016 14:12