TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Hail gay Satan

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:26

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 08:27

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Just cast our ballots for the Abuela Hierra, +2 in VA

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:12

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I got contacted 5 desperate times in the past 3 days by Clinton campaign folk reminding me to vote and making sure I had a way to get to the polls.

Uhhh, I guys I don't think Trump is gonna win

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:35

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Put your goddamned milk down and pick up a beer you bedwetting pantshitting loving goons.

Florida and Virginia are going Clinton, Ohio is going Clinton, Michigan is going Clinton, Pennsylshitvania is going Clinton.

Calm your poo poo and celebrate the the continuing millenium of Liberal Darkness.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:14

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Rynn posted:

Quoting this because I think you're wrong about FL and OH and MI but I want you to be right

I'm loving right, shut your daycrew goddamned mouth.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:21

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Good god you milk drinking arzying little bitches

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:43

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Quidam Viator posted:

I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO WINS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I ONLY WANT MY loving REVENGE.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THIS MOMENT.

THIS loving MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE ALL SHOOK AS gently caress.

NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS STABLE. NOTHING YOU BELIEVE IN IS REAL.

CHAOS LOOMS AROUND THE CORNER. YOUR CONSTANT ASSERTIONS THAT I AM CRAZY AND YOU ARE SANE ARE THROWN IN THE loving HAZARD, AREN'T THEY?

WE ARE ACCELERATING TOWARDS CHAOS AND COLLAPSE. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN BAN ME, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BAN THE FEELING OF HOW loving SHOOK YOU PLEBS ARE AT THIS MOMENT.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES, YOU CONDESCENDING MOTHERFUCKERS.

GIVE IT A FEW CYCLES.

Suck my dick, the Dread Abuela Hierra is gonna make you suck hers soon

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:45

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Stop freaking out you dumb shits, the cities still exist, and they have shitloads of votes to count

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:57

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Tiler Kiwi posted:

i now know, if before a firing line, id lose dignity and die screaming

I'd tell the punk fuckers that they'd better not miss

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:21

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Constant Hamprince posted:

I'll take a ban if it means Clinton wins.

Do you hear me God?

This is me bargaining.

Help us.

Put your loving milk down.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:35

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Constant Hamprince posted:

gently caress YOU

if we're arzying its justified

even if she wins it shouldnt be this close

it should never have been so close

I'm not saying we're all going to die

but we're counting on the loving mormons to save us

so start prepping motherfuckerrs

America loving sucks or Clinton loving sucks, take your pick.

Either way, accept your death with honor motherfucker.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:40

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comingafteryouall posted:

gently caress what if Trump is actually a Russian stooge

Say welcome to the end of American hegemony.

Oh, and also possibly nuclear devastation.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:56

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Venom Snake posted:

The democratic party ran on the most far left economic platform it ever had this year.

It's a loving shame that they ran the most unfavorable politician in US goddamn history other than Donald Trump then, isn't it?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:16

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Nenonen posted:

Can we help you guys somehow? Send a new statue of liberty or something??

Bombard us with your entire nuclear arsenal. You'll save more lives from a painful, long death that way.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:19

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Ughhhhh gently caress, I'm having a smoke. 13 months, gently caress you America.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:35

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Rabid Snake posted:

Don't do it man

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:50

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Benny D posted:

I just lit a cigarette for the first time in 3 years

Death comes to us all, brother :smith:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 05:56

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

America just shot itself in the face.

I'm sorry for my arrogance earlier, we're way stupider than I thought.

Welcome to the revolution, of the style that Germany saw in 1933, I guess.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:21

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sd6 posted:

Lol at all the "its early you idiots, babby's first election??" posts, just lol

Yeah, I loving misjudged America and the polling hardcore :smith:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:28

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

breaklaw posted:

He's going to have to look him in the eye and shake his hand on inauguration day

Here's hoping he pulls a gun and shoots that loving fascist in the goddamned mouth.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:30

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

So this is how it feels to toxx for Bernie and then to toxx for Clinton.

To have given 20 bux to Lowtax and all I get is a guerilla war against America's fascist fight against Mexico.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:45

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Holy poo poo Clinton win the popular vote lmfao

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 15:25

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

America just blazed itself

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 15:25

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Kurtofan posted:

great democracy you got there

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 15:27

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Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/PeterHamby/status/796357379944235008

This is already completely hosed on all levels.

Hell yeah! Doesn't it start with political opponents?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 15:32

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Montasque posted:

What the hell is going on with HRC?

She seems... broken.

We're all broken today

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 15:50

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Schnorkles posted:

there's a lot of anger in white people right now

loving white people

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:00

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GobiasIndustries posted:

Oh good, glad to see that national parks are officially gonna get destroyed.

Hellfire missiles is one hell of a tool to hunt with, you betcha

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:00

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they also make you do this in alabama as my sister recently learned

also legal in alabama: teachers paddling their students

Alabama is a garbage place full of garbage people.

Also the rest of America too

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:06

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Bernie is the only man in America with a loving spine.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:09

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Bernie needs to tell Trump and the GOP to go gently caress themselves.

It's the only way, who else can lead the Left?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 22:16

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NecroMonster posted:

It's going to be impossible to resist fascist america through traditional means

nukes are going to literally be the only chance the rest of the world has

I literally don't think this will all end in nuclear devastation and I'm the same person who thought Donald would never win the nomination and that Donald would never win the election.

Third time's a charm?

:unsmigghh:

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:38

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

logikv9 posted:

oh my god he is still unhinged on loving twitter

Why did you think would happen?

This is the new normal, this is your President now.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:40

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Vertical Lime posted:

it sounds like warren is ready to cry when talking about hillary

She loving sold out and a fascist got elected, she should be crying.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:46

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Donald Trump posted:

I'm literally King

Don't bother with the blindfold, just give me the cigarette you fuckin poo poo

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:47

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

We won't even see the nukes coming. Trump will get in a twitter war with some "moocher" nuke-armed country at 3am after coming down off a week-long departed jack nicholson style coke and hooker bender.

Thank god. I don't want to see the bombs coming

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:54

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Donald Trump posted:

I will get rid of gun-free zones on schools, and � you have to � and on military bases. My first day, it gets signed, okay? My first day. There�s no more gun-free zones

God I can't wait to get shot by some pissed off boot on base

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 03:58

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Venom Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/vademocrats/status/796717138732060673

Lol

I swear, I wasn't home in RVA today, it wasn't me

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 04:11

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 08:27

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

blue squares posted:

I lost faith in Bernie during the primary but turns out I was an idiot. I'm back on team Bern and signed the gently caress out of that petition

Same.

Socialism now, socialism tomorrow, socialism forever!

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 04:45

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