TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:10

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:54

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

crabcakes66 posted:

Have you ever thought about what it would be like if people had wings?

I think sometimes that a lot of human history comes down to man's subconscious desire for flight, Seth.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:54

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

This real-estate millionaire took a photo of his face every day for 2 year!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Boosted's back! In cuck form!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:06

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:17

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Kyo wa have a nice day!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:38

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

TRUMP DEFEAT STREAM PARTY

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:42

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

FLORIDA AND OHIO NOW TINTED FAINTLY BLUE ON THE GRAUN. :siren:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:52

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

GobiasIndustries posted:

This fuckin cake is the thing of nightmares
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/796150036312813568

And you could haave it aaaaalll,
My empire of diiiirt,

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:57

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

So, it's 2003.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:00

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

i just remembered a few months ago all the british mps got together to call trump a prick

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:22

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/796220992163119104

it's already gone bro

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:23

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

frankenfreak posted:

Remember that when he was offered the VP slot, they told him he would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy.

Pence, of course, asked what Trump would be in charge of.

The answer: "Making America great again."

I believe this story was about the offer to Kasich, not that that makes a dfifference

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:33

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

NecroMonster posted:

or maybe we should fix and expand education funding

What's that? Abolish the department of education? Sure thing.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 03:51

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Venom Snake posted:

This past siege we just killed more than 100 Goblins (plus trolls)! Lots 3-4 Soldiers though

We should take them fight to them, I'd love to see our dwarfs charging into a goblin's nest.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 03:26

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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gradenko_2000 posted:

Have the Keepin' It 1600 people committed seppuku yet

Honestly they took it better than I would have expected.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 10:30

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Laws only exist when the Chief of Staff is competent enough to enforce them.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 14:16

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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Nichael posted:

I don't even know what this means.

I envy you. Don't look. Try to forget the words themselves.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 01:22

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Lawman 0 posted:

we are going to have to invent new words to describe how bad and corrupt this administration will be assuming we survive it.

Yah we need a word that indicates great size and importance, but is also sort of dumb and crass.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 05:20

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

This just in, Donald accuses Hillary Clinton of trying to give Ivanka a top security clearance.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 13:04

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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Karl Sharks posted:

so i'm trying to catch up on the past <week or so, having just needed a lil break (played tyranny too, fun game imo)

any particularly hilarious things happen (other than trump still being the president elect)

caught bits and pieces like all the lobbyists on his transition team, kids asking for top secret clearance and just read the new yorker piece posted but i'm sure it's missed plenty

There were reports he was trying to get his kids security clearances, he went on twitter and said of course not, then there were more reports of Jared Kushner getting one.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 03:30

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

"In seven generations a member of your family will be doomed to eternally rediscover the result to the 2016 US election."

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 02:53

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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Dolash posted:

Accept now that things operate on Trump's goodwill, not on the actual hard constraints of a civilized society. Trump has said that he won't prosecute Hillary because "they're good people, I don't want to hurt them" - not that they haven't broken the law, or that the FBI handled the matter, but as a gesture of his magnanimity in victory, and with the implicit understanding that if the Clintons were to cause trouble down the line he could revisit the idea.

The taboos that are broken now are just acclimatizing us to the idea that there never were any real repercussions behind any of the things we were told that politicians cannot do. These were the same civic institutions and norms that were supposed to make a Trump presidency impossible in the first place, and without them there is no normal and no certain. Trump has definitively proven that so long as you never admit a mistake or a lie then it does not matter what is actually "true" and whether people try to bring it to bear on you.

Nixon's mistake was having enough of a sense of shame to try and cover up what he was doing, which made for an implicit admission of guilt. If a President Trump decides he wants to know what's being planned in the Democratic Party's headquarters he'll just demand they fork it over. Probably make a crack about a private email server while he's at it.

Or in other words, nothing matters.

New mouseover text please.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 12:36

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Jefferson Beauregard Secessions III.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 14:43

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

what about children?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 15:16

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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euphronius posted:

The Hamilton trip was most likely a bannon stunt to feed the narrative

It's a small comfort, to think the republicans also think that play is somehow a big important cultural phenomenon.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 15:33

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Wait so did Bannon actually reference satan or something?

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 02:03

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

UMPMU

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 06:31

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Fidel Castronaut posted:

It will be weird when the tech bubble pops and Twitter goes out of business all on its own. Maybe Trump will buy it and let Barron run things, banning anybody who says mean things about Trump et. al.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 08:44

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

You used to be cool, Carl... you used to slay cucks!

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 10:04

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

We should call him big-dick Donald, to remind people of what a meanie he is.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 15:04

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

comingafteryouall posted:

When Trump is on screen, everyone should be high fiving and saying "Yeah, the Donald's gonna score!" When Trump isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking, "Where's the Donald?"

That way we don't normalize what is happening.

You should get prizes just for watching.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 15:13

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

They were saying "too-rump", sir

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 22:40

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

I think we literally hit peak oil from conventional sources in like 2006.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 23:43

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

During one of the email leaks 4channers and Freeper-types got together to convince themselves that all the references to food in the emails were coded references to a vast underground paed ring, and that John Podesta is a sex offender and satanist.

These are I think the same people who are a bit put off by donald changing his mind on lock-her-upping.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 01:55

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

You know looking back, Breaking Bad will be remembered not just as like a good show, but somehow super prophetic and insightful, positing a man who keeps on escalating and lying bigger and somehow winning.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 02:34

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

If Jeb! were still fat, would Trump have kept him around longer?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 04:21

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Zikan posted:

so you're saying we get leftist reagan next who drags the Democratic Party incredibly to the left and sets up a powerhouse coalition and party

cool, too bad tons of ppl are gonna get hurt and die during the meantime

This scenario depends on donald becoming a great humanitarian after his term, so grain of salt, and all that.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 05:29

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

I can't believe I'm posting on page 1000!

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 06:13

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:54

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
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MadJackal posted:

If I were a healthier individual, my New Year's Resolution this year would be to delete the living poo poo out of every single bookmark for political news.

No more Politico, cram this thread up its own rear end, unsubscribe from every last subreddit that isn't about some viddy game or whatever, give up reading the NYT and WaPo.

And while I'm at it, I could cut down on the booze and take up jogging and volunteer my free time to help out orphans with diseases and hit on Christina Hendricks and set up a three way because this is all a goddamn fantasy.

I was going to cut down on internetpol too, but then Donald won, and now I guess I need to do this until his term ends, or I just lose my loving mind, whichever. Jesus christ I'm not even american.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 10:13

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