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500562 49.92%
139 0.01%
153 0.02%
500888 49.95%
940 0.09%
Total: 1002682 votes
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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

cross-fuckin-postin, try and stop me

D&D: O that we had here
But one ten thousand of those men in Day Crew
That do no posting to-day!

BALOOGAN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, D&D? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to toxx, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to post,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Joementum, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my quotes;
It yearns me not if men my custom titles wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet postcount,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Nite Crew.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, D&D, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this thread,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And red text for USPOL put into his purse;
We would not post in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of CSPAM.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of CSPAM.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint CSPAM."
Then will he strip his rap sheet and show his sixers,
And say "These wounds I had on CSPAM's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Ed Balls, Trump and Doctor,
Big Wet and rear end, Sex and Cake—
Be in their flowing bottles freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And CSPAM Trump Thread shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that posts his posts with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in D&D now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their sippy cups cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint CSPAM's day.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

brb starting a thread in QCS about the closing of the trump thread

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


this is some thinly veiled racism, mill bitchell

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

publishko posted:

I voted for :abuela: and now the Trump thread is dead. It's all tumbling down. :rip:

you've already lost the plot, you better turn back around
when there's nothing to lose you know it's gotta come crashing down
come crashing down

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

posting on 15000

looking forward to keeping it 16000

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Regular Nintendo posted:

Shenji yang, closing the other thread, retaining his longtime mantle of "most butthurt mod"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

mad as heck

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

OB_Juan posted:

I voted, and will therefore be witnessed.



WITNESSSSSS!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Squizzle posted:

remember if you got yr votin rights by amendment then you gotta vote today

if you had yours in the og constitution then you can stay home

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

eonwe posted:

im going to eat a nice steak when i get off work then get high

you hit that once for me and everyone else who can't join you, brother

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Teikanmi posted:

how is this shape even possible, though, really



he's actually trying to use the bat to dislodge that small planet that has chosen to orbit him

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Turdfuzz posted:

its a drat good thing they closed the trump thread b4 it got good

shut your gently caress up bicht

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

GobiasIndustries posted:

The ballots haven't resulted in an election yet, expect white smoke later tonight

habemus trumpum

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

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Venom Snake posted:

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Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

Venom Snake posted:

quote this post if you love drone strikes

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

triple sulk posted:

:siren: THE WORD "WOKE" HAS BEEN UTTERED ON MSNBC :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pF477abcPE

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

comingafteryouall posted:

It'd be pretty funny if Trump wins and this thread and the Trump thread get used in a libel lawsuit because several journalists are discovered to post here

i'd like the jury to consider exhibit k: a tweet by the honorable ed balls of britain

it reads simply "ed balls"

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

eonwe posted:

i cant wait for all the tears

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

York_M_Chan posted:

I think this attorney is just stalling for an extra billable hour.

who cares, trump's not going to pay him

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Beachcomber posted:

I have plenty of alcohol...could someone lend me a cat?

Vacuuming completed. Now I'm free to mainline the election til the end! :wooper:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


GOP clearly bringing back the ancient catholic tradition of charging for pilgrimage to the bones of saints

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Themagicalgoat posted:

It's a time capsule.

remember when we let the lunatics run the asylum?

reince, do you remember this?

reince, put down the baileys

no

no reince, that does not mean put away the baileys

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Consummate Professional posted:

I need some fuckin data! Gimme those sweet numbers!!

69
420
1488
ed balls

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

breaklaw posted:

+1 For Hillary in a swing state and didn't even wait in line for 1 minute. Walked straight up to the table and signed in then on to the booth :smuggo:

glad to see that you didnt even have the balls to support your rapist candidate, rapist supporter

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


no cat

drinks milk

get out of here, day walker

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

KiteAuraan posted:

even that name. one letter away from bonegrips, two letters from bonergrips. that's a porn doctor's name, not a man doctor.

doctor bonergrips, do i really need a prostate exam? i just turned 18

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

gimme them loving polls

inject them straight into my eye veins so i can spurt from my post stumps

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

guys i just saw the exit polls and now im beating myself with knives and howlign

hnnnnnngh

so jealous

i want to scourge myself while shrieking unholy praises of the dread abuela

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Schnorkles posted:

please don't freak out about early exit polls. :saddowns:

NO

YOU WILL CRAM THOSE POLLS INTO MY ELECTION PORES

YOU WILL SQUEEZE THEM ALL OVER MY BODY AND WE WILL BOTH WRITHE IN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE MASS OF THE MANY

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

ReV VAdAUL posted:

The faster we post the faster we'll get to the page with the exit polls on!

fcking give me those polls already

fuuuuuuuck

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

fart blood posted:

my dumb stupid question: weren't exit polls way off in 2012?

nothing matters

polls

polls polls polls

wel wel wel com com com eto eto eto CSP CSP CSP AMM AMM AMM

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

skylined! posted:

Like we are about to see an unprecedented massacre.

Worse than the first debate. Worse than Obama 08. Just a loving voter bloodbath in a few hours.

eyyyy snipe, ed balls?

GIVE ME BLOOD

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD ABUELA

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL YAAAAAAAAS

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mormonpartyboat posted:

my machete is sharpened and i got some juggalo jenkem

stop me now pollwatchers

WORDS WORDS WORDS

THE ABUELA DEMANDS MURDER

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

STOP TALKING SHITLORDS

YOUR WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS

CHAOS MUST REIGN, THE WORLD MUST END, COME DARKNESS, COME INFINITE LIBERAL NIGHT

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mr. Pumroy posted:

trump storms into his tower, screams his servants out and kicks an ottoman for a minute straight. wheezing and sweating, he looks up, his body hunched like an animal anticipating an attack when he notices a human silhouette to his side. whipping around to roar at the intruder, he stops. and he sees.

the trump cake.

its eyes light up. its mouth opens

the amphetamine psychosis finally kicks in

spiders spew out of the mouth, writhing everywhere, their spindly legs skittering furiously across the gold plated floor of his venetian knock off penthouse

he opens his mouth as if to scream but only a choked gasp comes out

maga

magaaaaa

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

remusclaw posted:

A lot of talk right now over what Clinton is going to have to deal with after the election. Lots of "if Trump loses" but no real speculation as to the future if he wins.

let's talk about the future where you're a good poster while we're at it

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


gop quickly becoming the donner party

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Boosted_C5 posted:

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

thecluckmeme posted:

hisssssssss hatless hisssssss

south carolina

hissssss

grab guns

yallllllll

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Billy the Mountain posted:

I'm starting to Arzy now... Trump leading VA and FL...

shut the gently caress up

major population centers aren't even in, these are the banjo loving hick towns

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Crows Turn Off posted:

Is Clinton going to lose VA?

are you loving high even by nite crew standards

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