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Sep 24, 2014

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mormonpartyboat posted:

no-cause firing is cool and good

this is correct

IN THE UNITED STATES OF NEGAMERICA

where Dlanod Pmurt is about to become the 45th President and rule with a benevolent hand, bringing about communism for all

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Sep 24, 2014

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The best part of waking up is bourbon in your cup. :toot:

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Sep 24, 2014

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:psyduck: This is the Trump campaign in a nutshell, sustained at every turn by sheer willful ignorance.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Rex-Goliath posted:

yeah i'd like to see this as well because i don't remember seeing it anywhere in earnest

What, you mean people internalize information that fits with their narrative without critically examining its source or validity? That doesn't jive with my narrative so I will reject it out of hand

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Sep 24, 2014

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Typo posted:

in the future, Trump twitter account will be mandatory reading for school kids to learn about american civics and there will be entire dissertations written about his tweets about jeb!

This is entirely correct. One day people will cite Trump's tweets to support master's theses in political science, history, sociology, journalism...

On the other hand, someone will end up citing CSPAM posts too, probably, in their thesis on Dead Gay Forum: the Lifecycle of Early Internet Age Communities

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Sep 24, 2014

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Al! posted:

probably the one that wants to kill muslims the least???

Willard "Mitt" Romney just wants to gently caress the poor; all the others want to gently caress the poor and bomb Muslims. This makes Willard "Mitt" Romney, ironically enough, the lesser of several evils.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Epic High Five posted:

Also I'm not sure why people are holding out hope for the EC. It'll be Republican electors in this case refusing to vote or whatever and Republicans are fundamentally incapable of doing the right thing ever, and on top of that the EC itself is a system literally designed to ensure slavery and white supremacy were always the law of the land soooooo

:confused: But the electoral college is tilted in favor of small states, which were the northeastern non-slave ones (and Georgia's 23k people :laffo:).

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Sep 24, 2014

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it turns out the silver lining of the trump election was, in fact, a golden lining

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Sep 24, 2014

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Sep 24, 2014

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pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/dmitry_gordon/status/818794585413582849

translation:

From Ilya Ponomarev: Russia may blackmail, threatening to publish confirmation that they assisted Trump during election to put him at risk of impeachment if he doesn't play ball

Sorry I don't read communist

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Sep 24, 2014

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Lmao all these black congressmen with the hugest disapproving scowls.

I guess this was what the Dems were waiting for re: swinging the race hammer

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Sep 24, 2014

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Wolfsheim posted:

Also is there anything above a 0% chance that any of these people arent getting confirmed anyway

Sessions will, Tillerson won't. Graham and McCain don't give a poo poo about racism but being a Russian tool gives them flashbacks.

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Sep 24, 2014

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bump_fn posted:

i know booker isn't liked in this forum and i know that he defended bain capital is he mainly disliked cause hes not a socialist

He's a centrist dem like Obama but more centrist and with more wall street and charter school ties. I don't hate him like some do but his past positions are not inspiring.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Nonsense posted:

The slate of senate races look bad. House seems to be in play only by some extreme change.

Yeah the Senate isn't happening in 2018 period. House might depending on how much of a poo poo show this is and how well the Dems manage to campaign in off the wall places. And how broken the gerrymanders are by then, being 8 years old.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Bethamphetamine posted:

Let's see:

Line of succession

1 Vice President Mike Pence
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives Paul Ryan
3 President pro tempore of the US Senate Orrin Hatch
4 Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
5 Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin
6 Secretary of Defense James "mad dog" Mattis
7 Attorney General Jefferson Sessions III
8 Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
9 Secretary of Agriculture TBD

So the answer is Mattis. Having a general with the nickname "mad dog" as Prez is bad but the man is explicitly anti-apocalypse.

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Sep 24, 2014

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logikv9 posted:

booker is gay so he will probably finally admit it and run on being the first gay black pres

This is what it would take for me to get more excited for Booker than "not Trump yay." This and nothing less.

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Sep 24, 2014

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I can live with my presidential candidates Twitter account being merely twee.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Majorian posted:

Seriously, South Park called this years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M_PRotKQBM

South Park is a lovely show made by people with lovely opinions

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Sep 24, 2014

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mastershakeman posted:

the best part about all this is that trump's going to lash out and try to prosecute people up to and including hillary and since republicans control everything they'll get to execute her

I mean this would be bad but on the other hand the single most effective thing she can do in politics right now is be as big a martyr as possible

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Sep 24, 2014

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Like all those guys in the Roman empire who probably were assholes but they got stoned to death for Jesus so now they're the patron saint of knitting.

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Sep 24, 2014

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It's loving Cosmo you idiots what did you expect, a thoughtful treatise on the socioeconomic impact of a Trump Presidency? It's garbage for people exactly like us but not shut ins or political wonks and they eat it up right alongside the terrible sex tips

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Sep 24, 2014

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Google for president IMO

Not the Google CEO, the actual network of servers, algorithms, and black magic which knows everything about every American.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Homeless Friend posted:

lmao this is the camera angle from the movies before the nuke goes off

Also the camera angle from real life before the nuke goes off

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Sep 24, 2014

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Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/notrivia/status/822529066922377221

"alright boys we got them right where we want them"

If this were a better run country, this wouldn't be a bad community-policing way to keep an eye on a protest without coming off as threatening.

It is not.

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Sep 24, 2014

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You'd be bitching about Hillary no matter what she did, if she marches it'd be all about how she's hijacking the movement for her own self-aggrandizement. Making her support clear but staying away and in the background is the best option right now. They don't need her presence as it would cause more problems than it would solve

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Sep 24, 2014

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mcbexx posted:

Jared had outgrown his Bar Mitzvah suit a bit, but man, Ivanka looked a-maaa-zing.
:drat:



Ivanka for shadow president IMO

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Sep 24, 2014

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:3: Puppies make protest marches like a thousand percent better and they should all have dogs. No cats though, everyone knows they're natural Republicans.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Johnny Joestar posted:

alternatively, i would rather she just entirely went away altogether

Right, but my point is people would bitch about that too. "how dare she stay silent when so much is at stake, the power hungry bitch doesn't care if she doesn't stand to gain personally" see?

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Sep 24, 2014

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Lmao I was just going to post "it's a phallic thing" but I got beat to it with documentation

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Sep 24, 2014

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Schnorkles posted:

hmm. Neil Gorsuch for supreme court.

Not as bad as it could be.

The pattern continues: interview Double Satan for cabinet position, then everyone is relieved when you merely nominate Regular Satan.

E: but we shouldn't have been worried, everyone knows Double Satan is getting appointed to Ginsberg's seat, not Scalia's

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Sep 24, 2014

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Red bandanas while guillotining the rich are the appropriate neckwear imo

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Sep 24, 2014

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The Unnamed One posted:

The face of a man who was just walking his dog and accidentally got caught up in the middle of things.

He was just walking his dog but the dog was really intent on going downtown for some reason and now he's here and he realizes his dog just wanted to march against Trump all along :kimchi:

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Sep 24, 2014

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SpaceGoku posted:

actually things are starting to matter now but not in the way we may think

because now the trump admin is in charge of the executive branch, and every little slight is gonna piss him off and drive him crazier and crazier until he has to act

things matter now

but we'll all wish they didn't

Basically, this.

I have now been put in the position of praying that the accelerationists were right, and I hate it with every fiber of my being.

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Sep 24, 2014

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Lord of Pie posted:

Trump been president for 24 hours and the tornadoes are already starting.

Thanks Obama

I think you will find that the tornadoes are caused by God's wrath at the sinful harlots currently marching in the streets in a state of sin, and not in their husbands' homes where they belong, and certainly they have nothing whatsoever to do with the embodiment of Mammon which we just elected President --evangelicals, probably

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Sep 24, 2014

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a reminder that wikileaks has never been good, and Chelsea Manning's sole sin in life was allowing them to be the ones to release her unedited leaks, thus giving them a thin veneer of respectability which they wielded to absolutely staggering effect

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Sep 24, 2014

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triple sulk posted:

i still don't know a lot about her but holy moley she's done some really suspect poo poo lately that makes me wonder why she's a registered dem

Because she couldn't get elected in Hawaii as a Republican, and the Republicans think she's a little suspicious, what with all that dark skin, even if she does have good views on the Muslims.

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Sep 24, 2014

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HorseRenoir posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > C-SPAM: Goblin Piss > TRUMP: Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future

well duh, irradiated ash-snow is the ice cream of the future

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Sep 24, 2014

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Agrajag posted:

pizzagate!

not sure where the missing trillions is coming from

missing trillions... of child pizza sex slaves???

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Sep 24, 2014

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mastershakeman posted:

i walked into a church parenting group today and was looking forward to bitching about babies and instead it was all anti trump talk and i was just like come the gently caress on

anti trump talking is good parenting, these church parents are doing it right

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Sep 24, 2014

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Jose posted:

lol reading about this guy all of america is going to have a single internet provider and a 10gb monthly cap

it has been a pleasure shitposting with you all but I don't know if I want to muster up the extra :20bux::20bux: for the Fake News Package Plus so I can keep accessing these dead gay comedy forums, I'll have to content myself with the Patriot ValuePak Sponsored by Verizon

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