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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

im glad ann coulter hates that i vote

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Alter Ego posted:

If nothing else, I hope this election makes Ohio irrelevant. If Trump wins it he'll probably still lose the election, meaning that it's "picking the winner" streak is over.

And can we have a "No Arzying" rule about Virginia tonight? Chances are Trump starts the night leading or tied there until NoVA comes in, after which he gets buried in a tidal wave of panicked and pissed-off government employees.

ya i distinctly remember 2012, nova always chimes in late because they have a huge number of ballots to count. va will lean red as all the rural counties report in then nova will drop its cartoon anvil of a vote onto the ballot and wile e. coyote will plummet deep into the blue canyon

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Joementum posted:

Electioneering laws applied to apparel are also dumb.

https://twitter.com/federman_adam/status/796041222141906945

man if your 93 you should know how this poo poo works

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

prefect posted:

Romney thought he was going to win.

lemon. wet. good.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

whend do i get to vote for legal weed!!!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

euphronius posted:

Everyone is arzying

Admit it

i'm playing overwatch

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

S

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

alex jones puts two drops of bull semen from an eyedropper directly into his urethra and has the strength of 10 cuckslayers

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i love drinking denatured animal protein straight out of the bear's stomach - alex jones

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


bill is sitting motionless but clutching his desk like hes on a roller coaster

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

looking like a star trek extra jostling himself on set

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i'm gonna look at the exit polls

*eyes glisten oddly*

i'm looking at the exit polls

*eyes begin to lose shape, pool at bottom of sockets*

i'm still looking

*what first looks like tears is revealed to be the whites of my eyeballs, running down my cheeks in chunky rivulets*

i'm looking

*teeth begin to drop out of my gums, glasses fall off as my ears collapse into my softening skull*

mm innggg

*tongue flops through unhinged jawbone*

khhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

2am, the election has been called. trump storms into his tower, screams his servants out and kicks an ottoman for a minute straight. wheezing and sweating, he looks up, his body hunched like an animal anticipating an attack when he notices a human silhouette to his side. whipping around to roar at the intruder, he stops. and he sees.

the trump cake.

its eyes light up. its mouth opens

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

poo poo

now i wanna eat cake

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Night10194 posted:

So, uh, we getting Florida, then?

that would be bad for trump

which means that this is good...

for trump!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Montasque posted:

Don Jr. is calling into Hannity in an attempt to drive Florida voting up.

Florida looking real bad for the Trumpster.

i like that even their gotv relies on free media

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

manhandle that panhandle!~

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Philthy posted:

First polls just closed.

Lets call this!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


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May 20, 2001


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May 20, 2001


Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

team overhead smash posted:

Also the cycling guy. 30 miles a day.

My rear end. Goddamn.

sir bicycles are not allowed in the drive thru

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

703 posted:

Maybe I missed this but please god tell me that's the escalator that trump announced on?

all things are transient, all glory fades



every escalator must lie fallow

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


guys i think kentucky might not vote democrat

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

do you see it donald



it's the end

the longest escalator ride of your life

and you're

just

a few

steps

from the bottom

what awaits you there

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Potato Salad posted:

I'm still driving. What's the outlook, succinctly if you would oblige me?

please don't drive and look at your phone!!!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

Gray sleeper.

ACTIVATED. :getin:

jesus christ i knew it, he's a russian plant and the kremlin just spoke his trigger phrase

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


yup

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Brother Entropy posted:

ana navarro literally wants to feast on trump's flesh

yuck. bet he's got lovely meat. all gross from kfc dinners on his airplane, diet pills and soda

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


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May 20, 2001


if there was any time in my life where i would be for massively invasive surveillance of american citizens, it's right now. i want to see these private dramas play out

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

jesus christ my mom just called me on the phone complaining about trump winning indiana and kentucky

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

well this is a real hosed up thing to wake up to

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

im gonna be all hosed up

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i will remember that brief period where i had healthcare with fondness

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

everyone take a moment to bid a fond farewell to the alternate timeline where trump lost. those fuckers are prob laughing about us

those lucky, lucky fuckers

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

the only sound in my house is my alarm clock, a single distressing cry in the darkness

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my cousin got her green card two weeks ago. just real poo poo timing i guess, or real lucky tomimmn oh gently caress this

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Shear Modulus posted:

hope you like ground wars in syria/iran/libya

im sectetly glad im too old to be drafted

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

its raining outside, i hear the distant thrum of cars the world is a gently caress

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