TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Polls just opened here. Time to go vote :abuela:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:15

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

So this is a totally useless anecdote, but I have never seen so many people at that polling place.

2008 wasn't even close :stare:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

brocretin posted:

where are you again???

Idaho, land of potatoes and meth

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:46

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

turnout's down in Philly tho

i've been reading about high turnout in basically all cities, but that's normal. specific link?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

brocretin posted:

ah that's the bigly white supremacist vote then

not at that polling spot.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

prepare to arzy

back under your bridge you jerk :mad:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/tbonier/status/796011323293310976

:stare:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

brocretin posted:

yeah i sorta guessed as much

your state's main export is still neo-nazis and their potatoes though that's the joke!!!

actually the states main export is sugar beats and monsanto stuff.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

holy poo poo they're voting faster than we can post

*rolls up sleeves*

not if I can help it

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:53

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/EvanMcS/status/796018682401001472

:getin:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Slate Action posted:

https://twitter.com/EvanMcS/status/796018682401001472

I will defeat you one day

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Just a sidenote I agree with Drew Linzer that if the election gets weird Jim Gray in Kentucky is my deep sleeper for a weird upset.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:08

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Abuela going to smash her enemies and drive the republicans before her. :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

So

Wheres the Donald Trump Official Election Monitors........ I was promised they would be out in FULL FORCE today

they've shown up at a couple places without credentials and been told quite pointedly to leave or have the police called on them

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:13

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

it's surprisingly close in Nevada, dems cannibalized the vote

they're literally eating people its hosed up

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

don't troll

gently caress u

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

posts for the post god

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm firmly on board the hail satan platform espoused in recent days

hail satan

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I really doubt Colorado is even close.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

the truth is in the middle

CENTRIST TRAITOR :byodood:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

RocktheCaulk posted:

I don't know man I'm drinking the milk and Arzying hard on the data and bad polls.

PANIC

R's are tied in the EV there. They need a lot more than that.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:27

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Swedgin posted:

anyone hearing anything anecdotal about turnout in Trump-heavy counties?

you're honestly not going to hear them because of how rural voting tends to work in these states. The visibility of high turnout is difficult to see.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

RocktheCaulk posted:

It might be the milk but I'm scared of the monster vote.

all polling indicates that there is no hidden trump vote and there was no hidden trump surge in registration.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

feelin good about today :abuela:

The most important part of Ohio for Trump is the Butler/Warren/Clermont area, less what happens everywhere else. If he underperforms there he's in trouble.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Paul Zuvella posted:

I find that incredibly unlikely to be the case, given the transit strike.

lmao

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Beef-Stew posted:

Anybody else reading the tea leaves over at http://www.slate.com/votecastr. I know that it is totally useless this early in the day, but I need my fix of election results.

Hillary is losing PA oh no!!!!!!!
(and winning all the other swings handily)

votecastr has already spectacularly hosed up in NV, I wouldn't pay much attention to it.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the gop were oddly bullish on Michigan and "rumors" that turnout was way up in rural areas for the entirety of 2012.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

like ffs. anyone who believes the GOP line about being strong in Michigan at this point needs to go lay down for awhile.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the GOP says "oh hey, Michigan looks strong for us" every year once they get shut out of states that tally 270. It happens every. loving. time.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:23

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

theflyingexecutive posted:

lol if u believe the gop has any knowledge of who's voting in their state. Trump does not even have internal polling, much less the gotv infrastructure to do anything about it. Even abuela's sky is falling ads are saying he doesn't have a path to 270

Corollary:

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/796000515519746049

If you get "smart R's are saying this!!" stuff in your feed and arzy, realize the R's have poo poo for analytics and don't actually know~

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:38

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DutchDupe posted:

Frank Luntz says working class whites are up huge in michigan tho

lmao Frank Luntz has no loving idea what's going on

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

Frank "my undecided focus group says Trump won the debates 2-1!" Luntz.

"oh no Frank Luntz is saying the GOP has a chance in Michigan we're in big trouble guys :ohdear:

"

I mean really ffs

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

reminder that romney's campaign literally believed in unskewing and :abuela:

has the best analytics team ever put together in an election.

the more you know~

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Dems are now 130k ahead in Broward, Unaffiliated [strongly hispanic in this area] are still running ahead of Reps.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Swedgin posted:

this on pace for the numbers abuela needs out of Broward?

turnout in south florida is insane through early voting and it's going to carry the state for her.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Swedgin posted:

nice

I've been following Steve Schale like he's 2008 Unshook Nate but wasn't sure if the numbers being reported today are changing the outlook at all

stronger turnout for the GOP, but probably not enough because dem turnout is good too.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

There's something in the air.

It smells like..

VICTORY

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

RocktheCaulk posted:

Schnorkles im scared is everything looking OK

this would be the perfect time for me to rip off the mask and reveal that i'm boosted and I've spent the last month lulling all of you into a false sense of security.

just sayin

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

in answer to your question, it's all anecdotes and hearsay, but i'd say things are looking fine friend

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:00

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

donald tromp is going to lose the election bigly

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:05

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