TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Since I can't edit it into my last post, please change my name to Tim Flopsweat

The Times doesn't use that font for headlines. :spergin:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:03

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:17

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

There was no democratic candidate for the congressional race so I wrote in sonic the hedgehog.

Ed Balls

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:06

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Frabba posted:

Let's all remember to be ~~cool~~excellent to one another

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:08

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jisforjosh posted:

man I wish we had some cool propositions or ballot initiatives here

all we had was a shadily drawn up healthcare district that is going to fail

I think I'm voting no/no/yes/yes.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:09

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Krazyface posted:

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:09

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Abugadu posted:

In Guam, normally it's about 55-45 for the Democratic presidential candidate. We're a day ahead and all that. Out votes don't count but we do a straw poll anyway.

Our current vote tallies are showing 75-25.

Let's hear it for all the Guamaniacs out there! :woop:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:10

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brand name canned soup posted:

is it illegal to write-in a string of obscenities

I'm pretty sure the first amendment says it's okay.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:22

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795728516977397760

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:28

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https://twitter.com/JesseThorn/status/795985646540029952

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:47

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Oil of Paris posted:

i hope she doesnt acknowledge trump at all, even the usual "being gracious to your opponent in victory"

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:49

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babypolis posted:

oh sweet jesus pls let trump get owned so hard today he cries and poops his pants on live tv and then his idiot children murder him

Ed Balls

:30bux:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:02

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GobiasIndustries posted:

He's so generous with his money
https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/796019558104567809

https://twitter.com/n64k/status/796020450639966208

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:16

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redneck nazgul posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pF477abcPE

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:39

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Covok posted:

So, what do you think Putin will do? Will he declare war on the U.S. for "voting wrong," if Trump loses?

Also, one of the best things about this election is how many politcians careers were destroyed. Paul Ryan is now a spineless bitch, Ted cruz is lol, Mike Pence will be forever known to be the gremlin that skulked in Trump's shadow, and Chris "Lock Her Up" Christie is facing jail time.

Putin has gotten what he wanted; he made American democracy look like a bullshit sham that can be taken over by Cheeto Jesus.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:41

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mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/796029413318082560

He looks like he has a potato up his rear end.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:43

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Corek posted:

https://twitter.com/carl_diggler/status/796038246866239489

Oh hell yes. I want Trump under 200.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:18

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TBeats posted:

When do we start getting real actual voting numbers

When the polls start closing, in about seven hours.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:19

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Covok posted:

It's amazing how actively the Republicans are trying to rig the election despite claiming the democrats are.

After this election, if the media was any good, it would report nothing but how republicans tried to rig the election and deserve to all lose their jobs/go to jail. Unfortunately, this is 2016 America.

Donald Trump said Mexicans were rapists: He raped Ivana.

Donald Trump said the Clinton Foundation was illegal: The Trump Foundation was illegal.

et cetera

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:43

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Swedgin posted:

fwiw Brian Fallon seemed pretty authentically upbeat on MSNBC and Kasie Hunt says the Clinton campaign's general mood is as confident as she's ever seen them

Romney thought he was going to win.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:44

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Swedgin posted:

hahahahahaahahaha

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/796044515840839680

I've always heard that once you're in line, you get to vote, no matter how long it takes. Is that one of those laws that is different from state to state?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:51

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Despera posted:

That's a healthy marriage

Hey, she was an illegal immigrant; you can't trust those people.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:59

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mormonpartyboat posted:

were the trumps checking on the trumpwives or were they trying to find the right answers

There are people saying that Donald Trump is illiterate.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:01

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https://twitter.com/Wendy6141217/status/795824228775903232
https://twitter.com/BoyGeorge/status/795825849043849216

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:00

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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/796097643265085440 :siren:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:18

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Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/796053686405517312

Not even pretending.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:22

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uncurable mlady posted:

its a fake account u dweebs

Aw, shoot. :eng99:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:26

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Trump is up 19-3! :derp:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:06

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https://twitter.com/Milbank/status/796110301980663813

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 01:12

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What a thing to wake up to. :smithicide:

My phone was full of messages from the New York Times.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 11:28

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paranoid randroid posted:

there must be a german word for something that is simultaneously hilarious and not funny at all

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 20:19

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Majorian posted:

Oh God, you know it's bad when the Germans are saying this.

That's from the pussy-grabbing stuff months ago. Who knows what they're saying now? :shrug:

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 20:22

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uPen posted:

Hey guys I checked out after the election, needed a break from the unending waves of poo poo. I assume the scandals have died down and we're all set to coast into a smooth transition next week?

I also checked out after the election. Maybe this means I've finally moved from "depression" to "acceptance".

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 20:46

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Somebody has already said "From Russia with Piss", right?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 20:46

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Mirthless posted:

jesus christ baloogan, aren't you on the west coast? It's not even noon yet.

It's after noon for most of the planet.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 20:58

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Yinlock posted:

i guarantee you trump does not know anything

He knows piss.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 11:40

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Princess Di posted:

This sounds a lot like hope, and the belief that things matter. I'm going to need time to get back to that point. I remember sanity; it was nice.

You know what they say: "lol nothing matters"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 12:58

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deathbysnusnu posted:

Watch this all come crashing down when some hero at the IRS leaks Donald Trump's tax returns, where he takes a billion dollar deduction on a charitable gift from V. Putin with the statement MAGA under it.