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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.
Today
The minutes seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!

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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


it is not only a crime that sjy got the last post, but that he didn't even post the correct dates at the end:


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

rest in peace republican primary/trump 2016 thread NOV 9th 2016 - NOV 8th 2016

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
The more you change the less you feel
Believe, believe in me, believe
That life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
We're not the same, we're different tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
And you know you're never sure
But you're sure you could be right
If you held yourself up to the light
And the embers never fade in your city by the lake
The place where you were born
Believe, believe in me, believe
In the resolute urgency of now
And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
We'll crucify the insincere tonight
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
We'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


FabioClone posted:

Hey, did anyone ever check to make sure he couldn't insult his way to the presidency?

yea Ms. Clinton took him to the principal's office

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Curious about the crowds in places with high EV turnout. Did the usual day-of voters turn out early, or are we seeing something different? *gazes longingly at navel*

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


posting some images in this thread

















Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl6k_h2drK8

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


As everyone schnorks by now, there was never actually any real Trump voters: any appearance of Trump support in the polls was actually Differential Nonresponse. Combine that with an ungodly GOTV modeling every single voter (by which I mean we're all really simulations in a private e-mail server). And there's a literal army of registered Hispanic voters using the Democrat's patented LV Camo™ to stealthily swing states without the GOP knowing they're even battlegrounds!

So yes, Blue Texas.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Apparently CSPAM is getting closed today, according to mods

wait really? zdr you promised :smith:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

cspam is officially closing at noon.

o lol.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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bump_fn posted:

This thread doesn't even have 14000 pages


Sad

:justpost: not yet it doesn't :getin:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



didn't they already announce Trump TV as a repeated facebook stream? I don't think this is necessarily new information.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Welp. I mentioned in the primaries that my wife wasn't in the book. They marked her as inactive despite us having voted in every general and local election over the past 6 years. After she filled out an affidavit ballot and called the state, it turns out a clerical error marked her to an address we never lived at. They were extremely apologetic and quickly fixed things.

Today, I'm not in the book. Motherfuckers. They say most people in my development were effected by a building number change that happened two years back. Signed an affidavit ballot, from what I understand the problem should correct itself due to my ballot being submitted.

NY get your poo poo together.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Night10194 posted:

Isn't it completely normal policy for a polling place to let people in line before close vote.

yes but the law of trump says whatever he accuses other people of doing, he is guilty of.

so if he claims the polls are rigged he actually needs to attempt to rig the vote.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Schnorkles posted:

Trump is going to get laughed out of court on that by my reading.

This hearing is hilarious. The justice is offended.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


The Trump guy in the hearing for Clark County just stated they would have to count the votes and sequester them afterwards. And the judge isn't happy at the complaint.

Hilarious.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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Judge telling Trump's lawyer to sit down was very nice.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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Trump's about to get hosed so hard in Clark.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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This judge certainly knows her poo poo. This is quite entertaining.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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:siren::siren:TRUMP DENIED. GO CLARK!:siren::siren:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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oh my god the internal numbers must be devastating

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Remember when Obama threatened to contest the election after a video came out showing voters actually pressing a button for Obama but instead voting for Romney?

http://www.msnbc.com/politicsnation/machine-turns-vote-obama-one-rom

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Atoramos posted:

Remember when Obama threatened to contest the election after a video came out showing voters actually pressing a button for Obama but instead voting for Romney?

http://www.msnbc.com/politicsnation/machine-turns-vote-obama-one-rom

oh wait a video did come out showing literally that and Obama didn't give a single gently caress?

oh.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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?

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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!

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


lol that colorado gets taken down 3 hours before the victor is announced

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Zikan posted:

landslide inc

u kno it

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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Philthy posted:

So Nates model is looking to be 100% again.

no, gently caress nate.

seriously find me one goddamn map outside of joe scarsboro that doesn't match that map.

fhq? upshot? pec? fox news?

it's the same goddamn map except most places had it up a week ago and nate had to do a 5 point swing yesterday to make the map match up.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


clinton good

so what

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


HOT! New Memes posted:

So in about ten minutes the narrative on the news is about to change from horse race

Yea for the next few hours 100% of states reported are gonna be red.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Red Minjo posted:

As someone who really likes the taste of milk and doesn't like the taste of alcohol I find these caricatures of milk drinkers as Arzyers to be offensive.

who's this enthusiastic about the taste of milk

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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there are no booths in NY

proof: two Trumps looking at their wive's ballots.

lol NY

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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:siren::siren:MASSIVE SHAKEUP, THROWING EXPECTATIONS TO CHAOS:siren::siren:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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please please please please when abuela is called change the C-SPAM background to this image tia

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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I really wanted the next Game Change to be a comedy.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Guiness13 posted:

November 8, 2016. The man turned into the elementary school parking lot and pulled into an empty spot. He wore rumpled clothes and reeked of stale bourbon. Flecks of cigarette ash clung to his stained shirt. His hair stuck out at odd angles and dark bags hung under his eyes like full trash-bags left dangling from the side of a dumpster. Any other day, a swarm of concerned adults would descend upon this man the moment he set foot on school property, but today was election day.

"Over," he muttered to himself. "Finally over."

Inside, he presented his ID to the poll watcher and received a ballot. A faint smile crept over his face as he approached the curtained voting booth. He threw back the curtain and the smile dropped.

Instead of a table and pen, there was a door. It swung open as he stepped closer. He saw his coffee table, with a fresh glass of bourbon sitting on a coaster. Otherwise the table was empty. He frowned. When was the last time he'd used a coaster? For that matter, the last time he'd cleaned that table? CNN played on the television. His eyes wandered to the date.

June 16, 2015.

A scream lodged in his throat. He tried to turn, to back away, but unseen hands pushed him forward towards the door.

"No!" His voice was raw. A tear ran down his cheek. "No, not again!"

On the television, Donald Trump descended his escalator.

Replace the words in Lady Liberty's book with this post from Nov 1st 2016

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



McCain killing the noise that this is a 4chan joke pretty nicely right there :golfclap:

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


fart blood posted:

I'm a little upset that my fellow liberals that I speak to regularly are taking an intelligence report that doesn't have a single verified claim in it as true, after deriding how conservatives fell for "fake news" throughout the election.

I mean, McCain basically tweeted admitting he gave this report to the FBI. And apparently the BBC has claimed multiple sources and video to substantiate the claims, and holy poo poo.

It seems a lot more 'news' than 'fake news', and pisssssss.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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Boosted_C5 posted:

Alt-right trolls - "Let's fool Rick Wilson with some hilariously over-the-top and transparently fake fan fiction. How about this. Trump pays hookers to go pee-pee on a bed Obama slept in in Moscow, then dresses up in pajamas for Putin and watches Animes with the Hookers in a movie theater Putin rents out for him."

https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain/status/819185048918327297


:eyepop:

peepee doodoo donald trump is a piss president

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Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

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mannerup posted:

lol feels like the election again where people think this will be the thing that finally takes trump down forever

even if the video is released this won't take down trump

but his fondness for gold will be immortalized in the most ironic of fashions passions.

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