TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Less than half an hour since polls opened here in St Pete, FL. Parking lot is about 70% full, line to get in is about 40 people and growing. I am ready to pledge my vote to Dread Abuela.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 13:28

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Voted, got breakfast from Wawa, gonna play video games and day drink while I wait for the world to end at the fell hand of Dread Abuela

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I voted super early this morning so I didn't see any Trumpists handing out pamphlets or sample ballots

Would've been to give one a blank stare and mumble "no hablo ingles"

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/796017809096667136

Insightful!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/796022401482051584

Of course.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

In my mind Hillary is spending today blazing up and wrecking fools in Destiny on PS4

Her gamertag is xXDreadAbuelaXx

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:08

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Oh man

What if there's still oppo stuff on Trump like an n-word tape and they just keep leaking it out for a week or two after the election to really piss in his face

Can you imagine

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Giuliani is on MSNBC trying to defend the NV lawsuit and he sounds like he just wants to go home

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bitchell keeps tweeting about Hillsborough County

I kinda want to ask him about Broward but I'd probably get blocked and I don't want to miss The Ultimate Cobbing

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:21

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Mike Pence is back in NY, maybe he'll go eat at Chili's again if it wasn't too exotic for him last time

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Night10194 posted:

Is Hillsborough Dem or Rep as a County?

Is turnout there good or bad.

I do not know Florida.

Hillsborough Co is Tampa, Pinellas Co is St Pete/Clearwater

The area is about 50-50, maybe edges a little bit red

It doesn't matter because Broward Co (Ft Lauderdale) is blue and crushing 2012's turnout

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:52

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/kevantrich/status/796114384099667972

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Nobody "needs" the FL panhandle

Sell it to Alabama

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:27

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

gently caress YEAH

IT'S MADDOW TIME

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:02

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I have a cat

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:21

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Chris Matthews is worth all his other bullshit just for election night stories about Tip O'Neil going to porno theaters

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Imagine an anvil labeled "SMALL SAMPLE SIZE" plummeting toward Bill Mitchell's head

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:33

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Baloogan posted:

also, no matters what happens /pol/ will get pissy, its the nature of the site. i could post on /pol/ saying like "i dont think theres enough homosexuals in trumps transition team!!" and someone would reply in 20 seconds with "YEAH NEED MOAR DICKGIRLS"

keep an eye on trends on /pol/ imo, not individual threads.

I kinda feel like continuing to not give a poo poo what /pol/ thinks about anything would be the best choice for me, personally

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 04:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Trump tweeting out thank-yous like a high-school grad whose mom is making him write thank you notes to all the family members who gave him money at his graduation party (which he immediately spent on weed)

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 17:19

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/801307856742023168

This is okay I guess

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 07:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I dunno about that, but the LtGov in SC was a BIG Trump supporter, so congrats to him on his promotion.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 07:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Haley might be pragmatic enough to realize she'll never get traction as a Presidential candidate in her lifetime so this is a way to boost the resume for those sweet Goldman Sachs speeches. It's not like the UN does anything worth a poo poo anyway.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 07:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

PostNouveau posted:

Maybe those three really close states will all find a bunch of voting irregularities and in six months we'll all look back on this and laugh at the two weeks we thought Trump was going to be president.

Can you even imagine if we found out Putin hacked the election? What would we do about it? Glass the Kremlin?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 08:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lol the internet neo-Nazis get to feel the exact betrayal the "moral majority" felt during the Bush admin

that factory in your shithole town isn't ever opening up again

that wall isn't getting built

Hillary isn't going to jail

What are you assholes gonna do in 2020?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 09:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bolton Hairy-Bore posted:

http://www.lionsroar.com/buddhist-teachers-respond-to-news-of-trumps-presidential-win/

i was surprised to read this compilation of buddhist reactions. turns out many buddhists are just as emotionally nauseous as the rest of us! they just, like, accept the fellings or something

Buddhism is pretty much "poo poo is going to happen, we deserve it, just deal"

# ¿ Nov 23, 2016 09:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Cosby pulling a Paterno and dying just as his legacy is being destroyed in front of him would be cool and good.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 07:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Philip Rivers posted:

If I was a billionaire I'd hire a guy to make me gourmet ultra nuggets

https://youtu.be/mKwL5G5HbGA

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 20:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

It's Sunday afternoon on Thanksgiving weekend, this rear end in a top hat has hundreds of appointments to make, and he's bitching that he didn't win hard enough because of illegals

Gonna be a fun four years

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 21:58

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/802987873687343105

All this does is make me wonder how much money Falwell is pocketing every year from Liberty

(I bet it's a lot)

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 22:44

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The GOP is the dog that caught the car.

They've got the White House, Congress, almost enough state legislatures to call a Constitutional Convention, and they outright stole a SCOTUS seat.

Conveniently, they also happen to be taking office right about when a recession is due to hit.

Time to see if they BUILD THE WALL and re-open factories in less time than it took Obama to take everyone's guns.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 09:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Human Crouton posted:

What was our previous policy if the Taiwan president called ours? Pretend to transfer them and then hang up? Turn off the lights in case they drive by to see if we were actually home?

I would imagine they got directed to the Third Assistant Undersecretary of State, Asian-Pacific division who would then say thank you, report it to their immediate superior, then put it in the memory hole.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 04:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Trump already cold-shouldered Theresa May when she called to congratulate him

I can't wait for their first state visit where he calls her "The President of England" and then everyone just has to stand there and act like nothing's wrong

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 06:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

SpaceGoku posted:

trumps got almost two decades on christie though but at the same time trump has billionaire healthcare and billionaire 70 is like millionaire 50, but at the same time christie probably doesn't go through a half a gram of coke a week like trump seems to do

every day is a new frontier

Trump is straight-edge

I'm sure his drug is amphetamines prescribed by Dr. Sexcake

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 08:20

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

There are millions of people who spend their lives getting educated in rhetoric, tact, diplomacy, economics, and compromise to ensure world peace

In half a year, Nigel Farage convinces chavs to leave the EU and America elects the literal incarnation of Mammon to be President

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE3OuHukrmQ

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 09:05

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Zyla posted:

how pointless must diplomats feel their lives were now? god damit

The "Romney for SecState" meetings were just so Trump could make Romney smell his dick after he hosed America

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 09:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

lol this will be Trump in a few years

What do you think his Miss Teen USA pageant was?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 02:30

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I suspect the real reason Trump pushed for a trillion-dollar infrastructure bill is that he's going to demand all the roads, bridges and airports get named after him

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 07:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

iirc theres a law preventing anything from being named after a sitting president

It's very nice that you think that matters

All this poo poo will take years to finish anyway, he just says it'll be named when it's done and he's out of office

bing bing bong simple

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 08:11

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

too big to be an otter

too small to be a sloppy bear

starfish?

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 09:12

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

Yeah goal #1 is to GTFO of retail when you're in pharm

Hospital jobs pay way better and I never had one, but they can't possibly work you MORE

By the time I left, austerity was so extreme that the busiest store in the 3 state region only had 1 tech on weekends. Norco going CII followed by hours being cut 45% in our store by corporate gives me PTSD to this day

Still better than restaurants

When I washed out of college (yay depression) in 1998, my friend's dad offered me a job as a retail pharmacy tech

Back then this didn't require a certification or any training, they just had me go back there, count pills, and run the register for like $6.15/hour

Eventually I moved to THE BIG CITY and got a job in a retail pharmacy there

It paid the same but on busy days we'd do 700+ Rxs a day and they never locked the safe and just let the techs go in and get what they wanted

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 07:20

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