TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baloogan posted:

i guess i got the last thread title, small consolation!!! that thread was the best thing ~~in 2016~~

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:08

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Dogstoyevsky posted:

https://twitter.com/lellygal/status/795975931659571204

I have not heard that news, no.

snap deleted heh

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:10

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Krazyface posted:

I've never watched one of these rallies before, is he normally this unhinged???

lol

primary rallies were even more insane, recent ones have been trump on a teleprompter instead of just winging it and reading notes he wrote in sharpie

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:11

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795978123737268224

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:16

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https://twitter.com/nicolecobler/status/795978808344121344

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:22

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:24

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Paul Zuvella posted:

Who the gently caress is Bill Mitchell anyway.

trump's top twitter surrogate, loyalist and poll unskewer

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:26

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https://twitter.com/bkesling/status/795976844281577473
https://twitter.com/bkesling/status/795976308081696768

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:29

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Josef K. Sourdust posted:

So if there is violence/intimidation incidents, is this the thread where they will ~~happen~~ be posted?

ill be pulling things off twitter all day

twitter is going to be a shitshow

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:33

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https://twitter.com/AlexDiPrato/status/795981908014465024

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:34

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TBeats posted:

People said Trump won't get voted for since last summer before he got voted for.

he is getting at a minimum 40% of the national electorate

lol

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:44

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https://twitter.com/nmeyersohn/status/795986342949818368

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:52

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DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/795983272979419136

Mark Halperin still thinks Drudge rules the political world lol

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/795986547841626113
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/795985732435222529

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:56

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Guy DeBorgore posted:

am i missing something, or is this the first time Roger Stone's publicly dissed Trump?

stone through innuendo criticized him for keeping lewandowski, but nothing this overt

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 14:58

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in very unsurprising news

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/795989042743668736

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:00

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Joementum posted:

good morning! happy election day, a day on which i will not vote!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:03

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Joementum posted:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:18

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https://twitter.com/MBrindley_NHPR/status/795985732997435392

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:19

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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795996200147226625

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:28

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:30

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euphronius posted:

The best lf material I saw was groverhaus

load bearing drywall

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:30

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Bunleigh posted:

my god this thread feels so agile and responsive

and its only morning

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:36

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:40

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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:43

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796000742066753537

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:46

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https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/795999529862565888

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:48

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triple sulk posted:

"The Trump campaign is still asking people for money."

lol trump is never giving up the rnc donor/mailer list

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:49

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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Quick, someone find out where manafort is today

https://twitter.com/PaulManafort/status/795844412907683840

he for some reason came out of the shadows last night to tweet about trump, which hasn't happened since he left as campaign ceo

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:55

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Covok posted:

Here's the thing: we could joke about this and make jabs about how "this is the guy who handled the Trump insurgency after Putin lost faith," but all of that would be kind of making light of the fact an actual man died. Just saying.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:02

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babypolis posted:

hahaha he looks so miserable and beaten down. gently caress you christie you stupid gently caress i bet you regret suicide bombing marco rubio now hahahaha

his approval rating is at 20%

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:04

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1stGear posted:

The absolute annihilation of Christopher James Christie has been my favorite subplot this election.

him being trump's burger bitch is the funniest god drat thing

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:07

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Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/796004532870348801
GRAB

YOUR

ED

BALLS

of course its femen

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:08

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Shab posted:

I can't WAIT to see Bill Mitchell go through the 5 stages of grief in real time

he has been at stage 1 for months now

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:10

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https://twitter.com/nmeyersohn/status/796003198398038017

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:12

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zen death robot posted:

Reminder to reboot the Cold War 2 thread later on this week and keep the idiots out and post cool military poo poo

i would read and post in that thread

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:13

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https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/796010754503798784

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:27

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mandatory lesbian posted:

i went to college, but i have not heard of them

guess you didn't have a stafford loan

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:46

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https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/796017086422286340

what a thing to tweet

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:51

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GobiasIndustries posted:

The ballots haven't resulted in an election yet, expect white smoke later tonight

lol

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:54

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