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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punk rebel ecks posted:

Dems lost the House? I recall that Hillary Clinton ground game mastery that would win the Dems the House during the primaries? What happened with that? I thought Hillary was the Queen of downticket races?

Lol nobody expected the dems to flip the house, the contest is for the senate.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

one nation UNDER GOD
quote if u believe the ammmmmmericakkkkan national anthem is good n needs god

heaven is the spiritual capital of America and you can only get there with a us passport

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*screaming at television* you didnt lose because youre a woman you lost because you're a stupid bitch!!!!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Here is my design submission for the inevitable Trump Library:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

Good evening friends. Everyone doing okay?

I spent my morning visiting a mosque and giving all the people there footbaths as penitence for my country's actions, yesterday and for the future. I feel slightly better.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
At some point nukes will be launched at the US and Trump will have to make the important decision he'll ever make as POTUS: tweet some random rear end in a top hat who told him he'd destroy the world or launch the counterstrike.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I wish I'd thought of this before Halloween but maybe next year I'll go as Trump with my fists stuck in a couple fleshlights.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the white house kitchen is going to spend four years dumping frozen fries into grease and grilling fresh, never frozen, mcdonalds burgers for the potus

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im tempted to get a picture posing in front of that thing like im punching the ground and the ground is all exploding before me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
There are 500 anti-Trump protesters in LA blocking a highway.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
In 100 years Donald Trump's star will be a national historical monument and part of our legacy.

I wonder if he's going to demand a security detail for it.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I keep imagining Trump's presidency being like when you were a kid answering the phone.

World leaders are going to call and even though Trump's the man of the house he's going to have to tell them Mike Pence isn't home.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hes gonna use tanks to disperse the protesters at his inauguration. it will be known as tanfatman's square

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

FAUXTON posted:

poo poo Trump is going to just nuke Mexico isn't he?

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/11/he-can-build-a-wall-but-well-just-build-a-tunnel/507368/


I like this guy's glib idgaf optimism.

build a dome send them home

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

if youd like to know more about love trumping hate go to hillaryclinton dot com

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
America loves Trump's hate.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
some dork is going to do that but with LINUX

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i think you mean the first 45th FLOTUS

no way Donald isn't trading up

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Agrajag posted:

he totally trading her in for a younger one, Melania is way past his age of preference

Trump: How do I start this thing?

Putin: Put it in H!

*Trump rolls out on an Eastern European woman*

Putin: She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

i was just talking about politics and stuff with my very cool older cousin and her opinions line up very closely with mine and she was talking about her lesbian friend and how well we would get along and i just came out to her and she hasn’t responded and i know she wouldn’t have a problem with it

hey dont freak out maybe their watching a movie or you know you a significant part of your identity just changed in their eyes and it's fine if they take a couple hours to digest that

like you just said "im gay" give them a few seconds to figure out that the best response is "congatz"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I wanted to say "People really aren't dealing well with Trump, are they?" but instead I asked them if they liked Dave Chappelle and they did so I told them to check out his SNL monologue. They were both black so I would love to know what they think about his bit where he makes fun of "blue lives matter" and says if black was a uniform he would trade it in. I didn't say anything about that part, but just wondered to myself while we rode up to the third floor.

lol

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
greetings fellow wordsayers, i hop eeveryone is having a radically islamic night

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/798721142525665280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

quote:

“There was a fat contestant who was a buffoon and a fuckup,” recalls the midlevel producer. “And he would gently caress up week after week, and the producers would figure that he’d screwed up so badly that Trump would have to fire him. But Trump kept deciding to fire someone else. The producers had to scramble because of course Trump can never be seen to make a bad call on the show, so we had to re-engineer the footage to make a different contestant look bad. Later, I heard a producer talk to him, and Trump said, ‘Everybody loves a fat guy. People will watch if you have a funny fat guy around. Trust me, it’s good for ratings.’ I look at Chris Christie now and I swear that’s what’s happening.”

i think chris christie can survive being knocked out of the transition team

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
not laughing your burqa off anymore now eh said the redshirts as they carried her away

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

dad why do you take us here every year

stop lagging behind or we'll have to wait 15 minutes for the next suicide bombing

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

is the gorilla mindset to literally just rape women

i half read that one article about cernovich and how he sexually assaulted his eventual wife to be and then went yikes and didn't bother digging any deeper

it goes on to reveal that his entire alpha man blogging job is fueled entirely by a seven figure settelment his wife gave him in their divorce

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Oiled and Ready posted:

My 12 year old nerd brother has been singing the soundtrack to his games with "bing bing bongs" all week


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQokpRK3mbg

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress yeah ill smoke a joint with you alex jones

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

How long would cats remember us

theyd be like the horses in planet of the apes

"huh man is gone guess im this sentient cockroaches pet now"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
would not be surprised if pence occassionally shouts "STOP STARING AT MY DICK' at random dudes like he has tourrettes or something

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Phobophilia posted:

advice needed, ive been electrically stimulating my prostate whenever i watch an image of gay pornography, and i seem to have associated pleasure with electrostimulation. help me, how do i reverse this process?

hold a light bulb in one hand if it glows pink next time it means your gay

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

ive developed a newfound respect for aaron burr

no poo poo when they introduce him as the villain in the play the song goes "aaron brrrrrrrr he's cold as ice"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
theyre both drug hating authoritarians. duterte will brag about how he killed a dude to donald and donald will be like haha i made a joke about that once but now....

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


I'm a Cricket-American and I'm turned on as gently caress by this.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
So I'm a boring gently caress who has worked in finance, both high and low, and when I meet people at bars and parties sometimes folks are like "Oh please help me figure out how to invest" or "Hey I have debt collectors calling me can you give me some advice?" And I always give them my number and tell them to just call or text me if they want to run some poo poo past me. Like, I preface this by saying if I can't give them the answer I can point them in the right direction.

To date zero people have followed through, and that's why I put it out there. I get free drinks or puffs on joints or even bumps because I give them some Gorilla Mindset levels of advice and tell them that if they want to sit down and dig into this poo poo deeper over coffee or something I'll gladly share more.

Trump's entire campaign is built on making bullshit, casual promises with strangers that he doesn't plan to follow through on and lol that his base hasn't figured this out.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Krazyface posted:

Wait so did Bannon actually reference satan or something?

Yeah he like cited some movie villains and said darkness is power and power is good and it's up to you to determine whether he's a lucky idiot or some kind of genius manipulating the media.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

radical meme posted:

I'm still not convinced that Trump actually wanted to win. A story today says that Melania never mining into the WH. WTF?

Forget where it came from but the best description of Trump winning I've read is: Max Bialystock realizing he has a hit play on his hands.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Why is a dude named Daniel Kibblesmith blue starred?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
these dinosaur paintings are great loving young earth creationism propaganda. i want to believe semitic tribesmen brought brontosaurs of burden to the marketplace to unload dinosaur eggs and dates and poo poo

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
in 30 years we've had presidents with alzheimers and narcissistic personality disorder. what fun mental illness will we see next? i think it would be fun to see a gop candidate with clinical depression thrust into power against a somehow weaker democrat candidate

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