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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Sid Meier's Pirates!
my crew are babies


Just Cause 2
parachutes are for babies


Galactic Civilizations 2
i met obama in space (its a custom civ)


Crusader Kings 2 / Geheimnisnacht mod
my arch rival is a gay hobbit (she tried to kill me three times like a big jerk, too)


Saints Row 4
context is meaningless in saints row games


Board Game Simulator / Bang!
deputy Tiler Kiwi was murdered by the sheriff summoning Indians, because the sheriff was a fuckin dickhead


Medieval 2: Total War / Call of Warhammer mod
ratling guns are a bit busted


Divinity: Original Sin
my unorthodox solution to this problem was not anticipated by the game script


Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence
there is a game option that says something like "use cat officer portraits" and boy howdy it was not full of poo poo

Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Dec 1, 2016

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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
the horny dude is Aleister Crowley, if youre curious

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Conflict: Middle East Political Simulator



its no shadow president, thats for sure

e: looking at wikipedia, it actually has a bit of depth to it, but its obsfuctuated and dependent on a silly AI, so for much of the game you kind of feel like poo poo just sort of happens while you twiddle with the two or three knobs the game hands you until someone nukes you

Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Feb 19, 2017

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i really enjoyed wandering around and just enjoying the serene forest landscape and the music

did have mods installed to make it look better tho

the one game that I still think to this day is obscenely gorgeous is Trine 2. "this game was created by a team of painters trapped in a game studio"



Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
The only rule of Gauntlet is that Questor the Elf is total bullshit


Blood Bowl 2 has some bad elf AI


Vermintide's elf character, in her natural state


Witcher 1 has elves. none of these people are elves. i just had a theme going but i kind of lost it




Ambushes in Total War: Warhammer are incredibly rude


in conclusion, dialectical analysis is kind of bullshit but maybe its because i dont get it. also this screenshot is from Metal Gear Solid 5

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
zelda more like celda

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
no child should have been subjected to myst, wtf

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i want to like the billboard house, but theres no depth to it

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Medieval 2 Total War, playing the mod Call of Warhammer: Beginning of the End Times 1.5







aftermath of shooting down onto a raging battle from a mountainside




this is probably not lore friendly


shoutout to the Vermintide thread

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Tiler Kiwi posted:

Medieval 2 Total War, playing the mod Call of Warhammer: Beginning of the End Times 1.5



i blew up half an army with a single shot

it was fun

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
presumably, it's hitler's lovingly rendered ball

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
now if you wanna bitch about anatomy, i think its bad that the femur looks to be pushed right through a whole mess of leg muscles

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Foxhound posted:

loving xcom



The original XCOM was more fun, where you'd miss and then the bullet would fly off and hit your highest ranked dude in his back and kill him

the newer games, for all the improvements, really lost that sense of comical expendability of your guile haired soldiers

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
if i was a chicken id probably drink too

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
dont gently caress with the payday gang

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Yeah its a very cute, charming game.

Ghost of a Tale again

the sun rays here aren't pre baked or anything, the light rays gradually move as the sun rises




dialogue has its moments, particularly the footnotes

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
not quite a screenshot but its about the purest example of why Mario Party 2 is a human misery engine (that doesnt involve hidden blocks / chance time)
https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappySassyRhinocerosPastaThat

another human misery simulator is Vermintide 2

Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Apr 27, 2018

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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Divinity 2 is a game about being very smart and tactical, while defending your fortress from a sea of clay assholes.


Enter The Gungeon is a game about being very smart and tactical, while filling up a screen with infinitely expanding cheese projectiles.


Total War: Warhammer 2 is a game.

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