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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"What those black people are doing looks like fun, we should join them and then kick them out." - A History of White Culture

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gringostar posted:

I haven't watched wrestling since I was like 12, no.

Well you see, his name is ENZO AMORE, AND HE'S A CERTIFIED G AND A BONIFIED STUD AND YOU CAN'T

TEACH

THAT

AND THIS HERE, THIS IS BIIIIIIIG CASS. AND HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL. AND YOU CAN'T

TEACH

THAT





BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM

HOW YOU DOIN?!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

negromancer posted:

You know, I think about things like since there's Twitter and then there's Black Twitter, do white people know there's a whole bunch of hilarious as gently caress YouTube videos that they have no clue about.

Considering Black Twitter became a bunch of white dudes posting what they think black people sound like don't let us find out. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.


MariusLecter posted:

Everyone here is familiar with Jeff Sessions I presume...

Have you seen who are going to be questioning him?

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/818628335546798080

At least I'll get some joy from this election seeing a panel of black people with power grilling a known racist.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I never understood burning crosses, like, dude, your Jesus was hanging there. Pretty disrespectful to God, racists.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Koalas March posted:

I loved the Wiz references and the fact they actually showed Black!Charlie get shot because he was holding a toy train.

In the end, they learned nothing from the experience. It was truly Always Sunny at its best.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
She posts real good gifs from tv shows I like to watch.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pastrymancy posted:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259988-Scott-King-1986-Letter-and-Testimony-Signed.html#document/p1

Coretta Scott King personally wrote to bar Sessions from a federal judgeship in 1986. Wesley Lowery of the Washington Post dug it up today.

The writing on the wall for this guy has been true for ages.

He also lied when asked if he had ever been considered for an appointment. He doesn't remember appointments or if he got awards from the KKK.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Am... I the heart and soul of SA?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If Ted Danson and his amazing hair couldn't wear black face neither can you.


I'm a saltine.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fluffdaddy posted:

I will keep you all updated on this weird rear end sport that like 10 goons watch.

Meanwhile the wrestling I watch has a guy named Cheeseburger.



That's Cheeseburger.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Wiccan Wasteland posted:

Liger loves Cheeseburger. I hope he's able to work more dates in NJPW.

So does Super Liger!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat


Admiral Keith David in Mass Effect and Vice President Keith David in Saints Row too.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jan 13, 2017

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I've heard he sometimes rents out his mustache as a sleeping bag.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Maluco Marinero posted:

Well, it's really freaking odd, like they're keeping up appearances 'for the kids', by asserting that he is factually really white. Like it is truly essential that this fiction is maintained, and that the fiction is maintained to be white.

To be fair they couldn't imagine happily inviting a black man into their home once a year.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

biracial bear for uncut posted:

What about not having the day off because your vacation day request wasn't approved and your employer doesn't recognize it as a holiday?

The MLK parade luckily goes right outside of the building I work in which is nice. Our town is about 18% black so we usually get a good turn out. At least they don't push the "Robert E Lee Day" poo poo here.

Of course our mayor is insane and literally quoted Hitler in response to a Saint Patrick's Day Parade so...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daaaaaaamn, Coretta!

Majorian posted:

He's part of Adam Sandler's clique. They're all ridiculously racist and awful.

I remember hearing that he was on the outs because he's super conservative.

And a white dude lecturing John Lewis on MLK of all things.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

My favorite thing to do to NPR-style white people is remind them that "jazz" means "jizz" and it was originally blatantly sexual, on the level of bounce music today. White people recoil in horror at everything black people do until they've had a few decades to get used to it, then they act like they invented it.

So when SNL does a skit does that really mean skeet?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"But they did it too!" is the #1 excuse my kindergarten teaching friend hears.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
White tears truly are powerful.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We can see a mean picture from our safe space and we demand punishment!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Is an Activist Mod like an Activist Judge?

Also unban Negromancer and make him admin.

Edit: resurrect Malcolm X

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Lowtax posted:

Heh, when I called Steadfast they were shocked, let me post the email they sent me about that nut:

Yeah like I'm gonna trust what a Zimmerman has to say about a black person's activities.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

your FACE is a disaster for many reasons <:mad:>

It's these kinds of personal attacks that make you not a right culture fit :colbert:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Whoa what in the hell happened while I was gone? Also this forum would be a cool place for all kinds of minority and feminist issues to congregate (maybe feminism needs its own forum too)?

signalnoise posted:

To be fair, if the cracker barrel thread has any teeth it'll be like the one place on the forums where you can admit you're from the south and people can't just poo poo all over you for it, and you have to play along like hehe, yeah... but not me

I'm from the south and I poo poo all over myself all the time but not on purpose.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Also is the Misogynoir thread going to be moved here?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN-7wCsVEyg

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fados posted:

The premise of this thread is 'black posters' (or whoever claims to be one) feelings are more important than yours. Have fun

The premise is this revolutionary idea that black people have feelings.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rakosi posted:

Teaching is tonally different from debating. Teaching has the premise that you know more than your "student". If you go into every debate (and most people in these forums do) with that same premise then the people you're talking too shut down pretty quick.

A black person in America probably knows more about being black in America than a white person though?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

420 Gank Mid posted:

So now that this is a subforum, is this thread supposed to be the "USA Black people thread" and another the "international black thread"?

That would actually be super interesting.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
All that good will that this forum had when it started.

Edit: Just noticed the new name. It's good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

zxqv8 posted:

So basically, a disturbing number of white people thought voting D in 2008 and 2012 was the magic bullet that would end racism, and bringing up racial issues post-Obama flew in the face of that (childish-as-gently caress) perception.

Ignorance is bliss, and Obama refused to let them wallow in it.

HOW DARE HE?! WORST PRESIDENT!

Cracked of all people did a good article on this.

http://www.cracked.com/article_24477_2017-america-summed-up-in-one-photo-from-50-years-ago.html

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

...and the pitch! posted:

This forum needs some feelgood threads but I don't have any ideas

That black and minority history thread is pretty nice. Also the twitter one.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Trading Places is so good and I always forget about the black face scene.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

zegermans posted:

This may have been discussed already but it turns out "I'm surrounded by angry black people after being racist to them" doesn't count as valid self defense claim

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/minnesota-man-who-shot-5-black-lives-matter-protesters-found-guilty/

The dude that shot those 5 blm folks in Minneapolis got convicted. I eagerly await his 2 year suspended sentence.

quote:

“Cool – the gun I’m getting is proven to kill black guys in a single shot.”

Unlike other guns which only make them angry?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Sorry Negrotown is a no hot take zone. We don't really trust y'all with fire after the first few hundred times you burned down our homes.

Look, our crosses got a little too close to the houses. It was an accident and we see that now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I mean, to be fair, there should be more dead klansmen.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

teen witch posted:

Not disagreeing on the many merits of dead racists; it's more of this odd bitterness I feel when I see white people being psyched about the deaths of "bad" white people and being quiet about, y'know, black history month or any sort of positive POC things.

I can't quite explain it. Weird oppression porn?

I get your point, yeah. Attacking horrible people is good, but you can't just do that. You gotta build up the good people too.

My favorite Black History Month thing is WWE, who like to pay tribute by remembering black wrestlers. Also for some reason they play video packages with random famous black people that has nothing to do with wrestling.

Oh cool here's Ron Simmons the first black world champion for a major company, and of course The Rock, couldn't be bigger than him, and now here's Jackie Robinson and Stevie Wonder and Obama for some reason.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah but

http://i.imgur.com/ioDplZo.webm

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

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Koalas March posted:

I'm all for calling someone out on their coonery but yeah white/non black folks shouldn't do it.

"It's ok for black folks to be racist to black folks but not ok for white folks to be racist to black folks" should be written on the American flag. If I had a time machine I would change it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

cis autodrag posted:

Hhahah, I'm drunk. Tater Salad!

His dog calls him Tater.

I always love when conservative white folks push for "one of the good ones" because as soon as they step out of line and say something like "maybe don't murder me" they instantly turn on them.

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May 9, 2006

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biracial bear for uncut posted:

The racial component is how racists are responding to it in comments on trending articles.

To be fair racists respond to articles about puppies with racism.

Please be fair to racists and realize they make everything worse.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Feb 27, 2017

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