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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Diva Cupcake posted:

Supposedly a seizure.

If it is I just hope its secondary to metabolic derangement caused by dehydration. He had a tumor as a kid, but it was benign. Still, that and playing football already make him prone to seizures. Hopefully his workup comes back with a comfortable answer.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chichevache posted:

Brevity was more important to me there, but Martellus is extremely my poo poo and I would love to have him as our starting TE (Graham is a God drat wide receiver).

I was phone postin so it should have read HAPPENED dumb phone :argh:

Also :stonk: Gronk don't get a collapsed lung and die for football

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Bad Moon posted:

Also :stonk: Gronk don't get a collapsed lung and die for football

Didn't Witten have something like this that could have killed him a couple of years ago and he refused to sit too?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't Witten have something like this that could have killed him a couple of years ago and he refused to sit too?

Romo had a collapsed lung from a broken rib. If he played and got hit it could have made it worse.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't Witten have something like this that could have killed him a couple of years ago and he refused to sit too?

Witten had a lacerated organ a few seasons ago. Kidney I think, but it could have been the spleen or liver too.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol at the bears

at least y'all have jordan howard

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chichevache posted:

Witten had a lacerated organ a few seasons ago. Kidney I think, but it could have been the spleen or liver too.

Spleen

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Alaois posted:

at least y'all have jordan howard

you monster

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Chris Simms promising career was derailed by a ruptured spleen. Just wanted you guys to not forget about Chris Simms.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


oh no did something happen while i wasn't looking

gently caress

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

N: Calvin Johnson is going to the Dancing With the Stars final.

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol248?pid=19789

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol3k9?pid=19789

V: Miss ya, dude. Good luck!

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

wandler20 posted:

Chris Simms promising career was derailed by a ruptured spleen. Just wanted you guys to not forget about Chris Simms.

Too late, I did. Sorry.

I remembered Bruce Gradkowski to make up for it though.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

Shangri-Law School posted:

N: Calvin Johnson is going to the Dancing With the Stars final.

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol248?pid=19789

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol3k9?pid=19789

V: Miss ya, dude. Good luck!

I miss Calvin desperately but I'm really glad he's found happiness where the Lions can't hurt him anymore.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Shangri-Law School posted:

N: Calvin Johnson is going to the Dancing With the Stars final.

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol248?pid=19789

https://www.whipclip.com/embed/ol3k9?pid=19789

V: Miss ya, dude. Good luck!

How many NFL players have gone on that show at this point?

How many have won?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Chris Simms promising career was derailed by a ruptured spleen. Just wanted you guys to not forget about Chris Simms.

Chris Simms was loving garbage and he played the best game of his life with that ruptured spleen with internal bleeding, then never did poo poo again.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Didn't Phil Simms sperg out about someone criticizing him? And then do the same thing with his other son?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevin Kolb's injury is still one of the worst I've ever heard

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

Kevin Kolb's injury is still one of the worst I've ever heard

I want to make a joke about him slipping on a tarp and ending his career but really, the dude's rib cage was in danger of just peeling away from his sternum and opening up.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So is that Jags fan gif really JT Jag?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Colin Kaepernick is 7 unintercepted passes away from qualifying as the #4 QB all-time in int%.

:catstare:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's...rather surprising.

I also did not realize that Derek Carr has already thrown 1500 passes.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Bad Moon posted:

I was phone postin so it should have read HAPPENED dumb phone :argh:

Also :stonk: Gronk don't get a collapsed lung and die for football

Gronk mutant status confirmed:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/798374962964860928

"Looks like it wasn't that bad in the first place."
*watches as bones rapidly knit, scars mysteriously disappear*
"Yes, he will be ready...he will be ready soon..."

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/798518441036709888

well it was fun to win a few games while it lasted

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/798518441036709888

well it was fun to win a few games while it lasted

What's the record with Albert James and Pouncey? It has to be something like 11 and one now.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Alberts body just isn't right for football.

I can't believe I have to say this but we absolutely need to draft or sign o line next offseason - LG and RG

Duct Tape OL. Dammit. I'd prefer to use all the resources on a safety and linebackers

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
Iran week 11 now, drat the season is flying by

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

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