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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Art Modell made the right decision

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

Today we added a new voice component to a facial recognition system that we are testing in house. The camera locates faces and then matches against a database of enrolled pictures. The idea is that it matches a face and says the name of the person who was matched, or alerts law enforcement that a person has a warrant, or something like that .

We enrolled Pats fan coworker and programmed the system to say, "Tom Brady is a criminal" every time he walks by it.

Ehud that is terrifying also hilarious

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

This legitimately might beat Buttfumble for funniest football thing I've ever seen

He celebrates by spiking a ball that rebounds directly into his dick, gets immediately shoved to the ground by the guy he's taunting, and falls back into an opposing player who accidentally legdrops him when he himself falls

Thanks for breaking down the gif

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
N: 47 points

V: packers lmao

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