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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/KaelaCarpenter/status/795853311526240256

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Every prime time game this season has had worse ratings then last year's numbers except for Texans - Patriots game in week 3.

Maybe we're just not putting bad enough games into prime time.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DVOA is up and the Texans currently have the worst DVOA by a winning team this late in a season since ever. 6 of the other bottom 10 made the playoffs, so congrats Houston, two missed the playoffs and the 10th is the 2016 Lions

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/dvoa-ratings/2016/week-9-dvoa-ratings

Oh and the Eagles are still the best team in the league because nobody is good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



You'd think out of anyone NFL fans would be used to a belligerent rich rear end in a top hat ruining everything.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

Give 10 bucks to RAINN and you don't need to be perma'd. Unless you want to be. There's a thread somewhere or other.

Here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797259

lmao, 84 pages of people toxxed?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I wish I was shooting stuff with James Harrison right now.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey, a distraction. here's the top/bottom 5 from PFF of every position:

Quarterback

Top 5:
1. Tom Brady 96.4
2. Matt Ryan 90.8
3. Andrew Luck 88.9
4. Russell Wilson 87.9
5. Drew Brees 87.8

Bottom 5:
1. Blaine Gabbert 39.1
2. Brock Osweiler 40.1
3. Ryan Fitzpatrick 41.4
4. Colin Kaepernick 42.1
5. Case Keenum 59.9

Runningback

Top 5:
1. Ezekiel Elliot 82.8
2. Jay Ajayi 81.3
3. David Johnson 80.4
4. Melvin Gordon 80.1
5. DeMarco Murray 79.1

Bottom 5:
1. Chris Ivory 47.4
2. Rashad Jennings 50.5
3. Justin Forsett 51.5
4. Jerick McKinnon 52.0
5. Charles Sims 53.8

Fullback

Top 5:
1. Aaron Ripkowski 84.5
2. Kyle Juszczyk 84.0
3. Andy Janovich 83.4
4. Michael Burton 82.9
5. Kevin Smith 79.4

Bottom 5:
1. Derek Watt 35.8
2. Malcolm Johnson 40.9
3. Jalston Fowler 42.3
4. Anthony Sherman 42.6
5. Zach Line 49.8

Wide receiver

Top 5:
1. Julio Jones 91.0
2. A.J. Green 90.3
3. Mike Evans 88.6
4. Doug Baldwin 86.4
5. Cole Beasley 85.4

Bottom 5:
1. Ricardo Louis 47.6
2. Torrey Smith 48.9
3. Andre Johnson 49.3
4. Darrius Heyward-Bey 50.0
5. Jeff Janis 50.1

Tight end

Top 5:
1. Greg Olsen 91.5
2. Rob Gronkowski 91.2
3. Jimmy Graham 86.9
4. Travis Kelce 85.1
5. Martellus Bennett 84.2

Bottom 5:
1. Larry Donnell 40.1
2. Jermaine Gresham 42.0
3. Luke STocker 42.9
4. Jesse James 44.7
5. Kellen Davis 45.0

Offensive tackle

Top 5:
1. Trent Williams 91.5
2. Andrew Whitworth 89.9
3. Tyron Smith 89.5
4. Taylor Lewan 88.3
5. Joe Thomas 88.2

Bottom 5:
1. T.J. Clemmings 26.6
2. Donald Stephenson 30.8
3. Garry Gilliam 37.5
4. Ty Sambrailo 37.7
5. Bradley Sowell 38.6

Offensive guard

Top 5:
1. Justin Pugh 87.8
2. Marshal Yanda 87.6
3. Brandon Brooks 86.2
4a. Kelechi Osemele 85.7
4b. Zack Martin 85.7

Bottom 5:
1. J'Marcus Webb 38.9
2. Germain Ifedi 40.2
3. La'el Collins 42.1
4. Earl Watford 43.2
5. Jermon Bushrod 43.3

Center

Top 5:
1. Matt Paradis 88.0
2. Travis Frederick 87.0
3. Alex Mack 86.2
4. Brandon Linder 84.9
5. Rodney Hudson 84.8

Bottom 5:
1. Cameron Erving 38.7
2. Jason Kelce 47.4
3. Wesley Johnson 51.8
4. Mike Pouncey 58.5
5. David Andrews 66.0

Cornerback

Top 5:
1. A.J. Bouye 91.3
2. Aqib Talib 90.8
3. Terence Newman 86.8
4. Malcolm Butler 86.7
5. Chris Harris Jr. 85.4

Bottom 5:
1. Jalen Mills 34.7
2. Vernon Hargreaves III 38.4
3. Bashaud Breeland 38.7
4. Damarious Randall 38.8
5. Davon House 40.1

Safety

Top 5:
1. Eric Weddle 92.4
2. Tony Jefferson 89.9
3. Reshad Jones 88.5
4. Harrison Smith 87.6
5. Landon Collins 87.4

Bottom 5:
1. Chris Conte 37.3
2. Sean Davis 42.9
3. T.J. Green 43.7
4. David Bruton 45.2
5. Kelcie McCray 46.5

Linebacker

Top 5:
1. Jerrell Freeman 92.1
2. Luke Kuechly 90.8
3. K.J. Wright 90.2
4. Bobby Wagner 89.5
5. Jordan Hicks 89.4

Bottom 5:
1. James Laurinaitis 31.5
2. Michael Wilhoite 32.6
3. Julian Stanford 34.0
4. Rey Maualuga 34.7
5. Tahir Whitehead 36.4

"Interior defenders"

Top 5:
1. Aaron Donald 95.6
2. Calais Campbell 88.3
3. Fletcher Cox 86.2
4. Ndamukong Suh 85.7
5. Mike Daniels 85.5

Bottom 5:
1. Akeem Spence 35.7
2. Maliek Collins 37.5
3. Jihad Ward 38.0
4a. Ziggy Hood 38.8
4b. Kendall Langford 38.8

"Edge defenders"

Top 5:
1. Brandon Graham 90.5
2. Khalil Mack 90.3
3. Von Miller 90.1
4. Joey Bosa 87.8
5. Chandler Jones 87.3

Bottom 5:
1. DeVonte Lambert 37.0
2. Devin Taylor 37.5
3a. Michael Johnson 40.1
3b. Ahmad Brooks 40.1
5. Sam Acho 40.8

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gynecolojustice posted:

Probably because Sherman barely plays these days so if he whiffs a block here and there that's all they have to grade him on

Yeah, I checked his snap count at FO. He's played.. 73 offensive snaps this year and 175 ST snaps. He has 0 ST tackles, and 3 receptions on 4 targets for 9 yards, 0 rushing attempts.

What is there to even grade here?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



CharlestheHammer posted:

Koreas president is getting straight up Rasputin'd but Philippine president is murdering poor people

A mayor was murdered in a prison cell for being on Philippine guy's death list.

Like imagine if Trump actively called for people to murder anyone walking out of a Planned Parenthood / Pot dispensary and you're in the right ballpark.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/KingCash_7191/status/796540705720004608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Yeah, that's a pretty expensive haul. Legacy Elves can be north of $2k to build.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyW20sHmxo&t=87s


What's surprising about that? The NFL came out like immediately afterwards and said it should've been flagged.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



weird Asian candy posted:

Nothing surprising, unfortunately. The :raise: was for the fact that Sherman got fined less for diving at a dude's knees while the likes of Josh Norman, Vernon Davis, etc. get fined more for shooting fake arrows and pretending a football is a basketball.

To be fair, it was only a kicker.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Joey Freshwater posted:

I'd love to know how they come up with such a random number to fine him. Why not make it an even 10k (or 9k, whatever)

It's part of the CBA. Fines started in 2012 at like 7500 and went up 5% per year

so

2012 $7500
2013 $7875
2014 $8269
2015 $8682
2016 $9115

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Funnier in concept then execution but we all need Gronk right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiszQmn951w

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lmao

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/796828481476853760

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Randy Gregory smoked weed again and is now Josh Gordoned forever.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Maybe they should just run commercials in an overlay between the goalposts during kicks and have sponsored touchdown reviews.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

you post all these and not the two man rush sack?

:mad:

Honestly the two man sack play wasn't a bad play by him.

There's 9 guys in coverage, his line lets both of the rushers through immediately. There's nothing you can do in that situation.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



nerve posted:

i thought long was horrendous anyway

He is now, but at a certain point there's just not enough guys with the physical requirements to play left tackle and the pickings are so slim that he was already starting for a team.

The replacement is going to be bad

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wandler20 posted:

Miko back at it.



Miko Grimes for First Take.

Let's make ESPN great again.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ehud posted:

She has moments of clarity like this and other times she's a homophobic, anti Semitic horrible human being

So... secretary of.... labor?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



nerve posted:

Bill Simmons has always been bad imo

He seems to be a good manager and producer.

His audio output has always been bad and his written stuff went stale about... yeah, you know what, 2004 is about right Fiz.

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