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Autopsy: The victim died when they cut their own throat with a chainsaw.
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A political party doesn't realize that the people between the Rocky Mountains and Hudson River can, in fact, vote.
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Nov 10, 2016 02:51
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[The whole really long winded Aristocrats joke but it ends with "THE D E M O C R A T S!" instead.]
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Nov 10, 2016 02:54
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If we had Compulsory Voting then Harambe would be president right now.
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Nov 10, 2016 13:15
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Wyld Thang posted:neither of those won. how exactly was bernie going to help family farming? they're both terrible celebrity ads that don't say anything relatable. That Bernie one is from '06 when he won his senate seat.
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big juicy nectarine posted:Has Evan Bayh been locked in a safe and thrown to the bottom of the ocean yet? He lost a senate race to some chucklefuck suburbanite, ironically enough. So it's back to lobbying for him.
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edit: quoted a post from 9 pages ago whoops
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Dec 18, 2016 18:16
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"we don't want rednecks in our party"--the party that just lost the election handily
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Dec 19, 2016 12:24
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As we all know southerners would never vote for a left candidate
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Dec 19, 2016 12:25
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Ace of Baes posted:Here's some good ways to appeal to the working class; you know what people who ain't working and are living out of their cars really care about? high speed rail
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Dec 19, 2016 12:27
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Ace of Baes posted:If it provides them a job, yeah. Don't say "Infrastructure is crumbling across the nation while 99% of all new income goes to the top 1%, it's time for wallstreet to pay their fair share and employ skilled labor to repair or replace the nation's bridges, roads, pipes, and other projects. Improving mass transit and building high speed rail would be a huge boost to the economy both from workers building/maintaining/working, by people utilizing it, and by reductions in congestion and traffic for people who drive themselves." say "We're going to get you your loving jobs back at double the pay"
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Dec 19, 2016 14:33
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Ace of Baes posted:the rooster will crow in 2020 Fun fact: the symbol for the democrats in Indiana is a cock instead of a jackass so the dems need to look to Indiana for their salvation (actually don't)
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Dante80 posted:And that is what makes me feel sad about him. Democratic voters at large rejected both him and his proposals as crazy talk coming from a senile grandpa ghost of an independent socialist gimmick. They did it for many reasons, and the most ironic of them was that they really thought he was unelectable. He did mistakes, and his campaign was not the best it could be. But he also ran virtually against the whole DNC apparatus and their money interests, and lost. Democratic voters didn't reject him. The Party rejected him and called anyone who supported him a sexist and told them to stay home. Idk if it's still against the rules to say that but I will die before I'll let people say "the voters rejected Sanders"
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Feb 10, 2017 14:58
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Dante80 posted:It is an objective fact that 3.5M+ more people from the Democratic base voted for Hillary Clinton than Sanders. I voted for Sanders in my pissant state and also for the socialists in the presidential so how about you gently caress your own face.
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Feb 10, 2017 18:47
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goddamn gently caress the democrats
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"haha you voted wrong get owned" [loses general] "well actually they cheated so therefore" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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