Evil Eagle posted:

Bloodborne I'm guessing because they probably keep dying.

mysterious loyall X posted:

it look like mario in the future. and its mario in a business suit and his hair dye orange and a tie on. and he just walk around jumpin and poo poo. but the funny part about it here is watch this poo poo you can do this whoooooop.

In Training posted:

In Training posted:

In Training posted:

Let me just say that this is one of the worst games i have ever played.
All the reviews about this game say how wonderful it is "Oh it is a
classic even now!" well i got it for [...] and it was a total waste!
All the people who played this hunk of junk waaay back in 1998 were
just so distracted with the miracle of the joystick and the new 3D
look that they did not notice the slippy controls, the poor game play,
and the bad story line. I am very disaponted in this game.
My sugestion to YOU the reader is to avoid this game entierly.
get the legend of zelda ocarina of time insted.
PS. the worst game i have ever played is sonic heros.

Pablo Gigante posted:

MGS?

Evil Eagle posted:

The PS1 controller only had a dpad.

In Training posted:

Let me just say that this is one of the worst games i have ever played.
All the reviews about this game say how wonderful it is "Oh it is a
classic even now!" well i got it for [...] and it was a total waste!
All the people who played this hunk of junk waaay back in 1998 were
just so distracted with the miracle of the joystick and the new 3D
look that they did not notice the slippy controls, the poor game play,
and the bad story line. I am very disaponted in this game.
My sugestion to YOU the reader is to avoid this game entierly.
get the legend of zelda ocarina of time insted.
PS. the worst game i have ever played is sonic heros.

devtesla posted:

dk64

mysterious loyall X posted:

rare games are garbage

In Training posted:

It's tricky because they had the year wrong

In Training posted:

The story in this Mario game loving sucks!

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

not a hard one but made me lol

no they will not posted:

P4G but I nearly posted that one myself lol

fozzy fosbourne posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Worst strategy game I ever played
ByMaster Giffon March 28, 2009
Verified Purchase
While this is the first turn based strategy game I have played on computer, I have enjoyed games such as warcraft, starcraft, empire earth, warlords battlecry series and others. I was etremely disappointed when I started playing this game just to find out that on the easiest lvl I can't figure out how to win with any strategy. I dont care for wasting turns to build or research and it seems like half the game is just clicking the end turn button. Maybe I was not doing something right or maybe i'm just not good at turn based style games. but the bottom line is I would not recommend it for fans of real time stratedy. It's extremly restricting and I don't see how you can gain an advantage over your enemy if everyone has the same amount of turns. I also don't understand the fighting aspect of the game, it's takes alot of gold and time to build your army just to get it wiped out in the first scurmish and then you have absolutely no defences. I found the different characters on the playing board hard to find as they would stack and you had to mouse over and find the one you wanted from a small icon. When I bought this game I was assuming it would be more realistic and I had no idea that it is basically no more than a board game with A.I. If you are looking to play Risk buy this game but if you want Warcraft find something else.
I will continue to try and play it until I figure out how but it will prolly be the last turn based game I buy.

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

not a hard one but made me lol

trying to jack off posted:

people who get rpgs and then complain about the level of reading required is one of my favourite forms of game review

GorfZaplen posted:

Bolverkur posted:

trying to jack off posted:

changing my answer to deus ex

Bolverkur posted:

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Worst strategy game I ever played
ByMaster Giffon March 28, 2009
Verified Purchase
While this is the first turn based strategy game I have played on computer, I have enjoyed games such as warcraft, starcraft, empire earth, warlords battlecry series and others. I was etremely disappointed when I started playing this game just to find out that on the easiest lvl I can't figure out how to win with any strategy. I dont care for wasting turns to build or research and it seems like half the game is just clicking the end turn button. Maybe I was not doing something right or maybe i'm just not good at turn based style games. but the bottom line is I would not recommend it for fans of real time stratedy. It's extremly restricting and I don't see how you can gain an advantage over your enemy if everyone has the same amount of turns. I also don't understand the fighting aspect of the game, it's takes alot of gold and time to build your army just to get it wiped out in the first scurmish and then you have absolutely no defences. I found the different characters on the playing board hard to find as they would stack and you had to mouse over and find the one you wanted from a small icon. When I bought this game I was assuming it would be more realistic and I had no idea that it is basically no more than a board game with A.I. If you are looking to play Risk buy this game but if you want Warcraft find something else.
I will continue to try and play it until I figure out how but it will prolly be the last turn based game I buy.

Bolverkur posted:

Wormskull posted:

WORST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED
ByMy Nameon January 31, 2013
Verified Purchase
This is an FPS with some of the worst programming I have ever seen. The controls are similar to most FPS games but have slight difference, which is extremely awkward for the hand, and you cannot reprogram the keys. A HUGE problem is that if you are too far from the enemies (like 20+ ft away), your bullets do not harm the enemies. Your crosshair still flashes red when over an enemy, but your weapons remain useless. Another flaw is that in some instances, the text stretches outside the dialogue box. It's pathetic. Horrible game. I quit playing less than 2 hours into it.

Wormskull posted:

WORST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED
ByMy Nameon January 31, 2013
Verified Purchase
This is an FPS with some of the worst programming I have ever seen. The controls are similar to most FPS games but have slight difference, which is extremely awkward for the hand, and you cannot reprogram the keys. A HUGE problem is that if you are too far from the enemies (like 20+ ft away), your bullets do not harm the enemies. Your crosshair still flashes red when over an enemy, but your weapons remain useless. Another flaw is that in some instances, the text stretches outside the dialogue box. It's pathetic. Horrible game. I quit playing less than 2 hours into it.