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boison is poison for boys |
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Nov 10, 2016 08:40
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roison is poison for roys (guys named roy). very specific poison. |
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Nov 10, 2016 08:53
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if you're having boys in, serve boison (advertising slogan) |
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Nov 10, 2016 09:22
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joke_explainer posted:roison is poison for roys (guys named roy). very specific poison. if your name is ray, be very very careful when shopping for raisins
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Nov 10, 2016 09:34
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I have long since upgraded to Menom.
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Nov 10, 2016 10:49
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Manifisto posted:if your name is ray, be very very careful when shopping for raisins its very dangerous, they tend to package them right next to each other 
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Nov 10, 2016 11:30
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also be careful picking up syrup... boisonberry vs boysenberry, might end up killing all your boys |
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Nov 10, 2016 11:32
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tis the roisin for the soisin |
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Nov 10, 2016 12:00
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foison, which is poison for foes, is pretty potent stuff, but fauxison is actually completely harmless. moison only kills moi... which is french for me. goddamn poison out there that just kills me. i guess koison kills those fish |
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Nov 10, 2016 12:32
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hoisin sauce jar sits off to the side nervously |
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Nov 10, 2016 12:49
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loison is poison for loys. never seen a loy? it's because of loison |
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Nov 10, 2016 13:03
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Plebian Parasite posted:I have long since upgraded to Menom. |
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Nov 10, 2016 13:38
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boys: mommm can we have some more boison pleeeease mom: ohhh you boys, okay *serves up a dish* boys eat it and begin puking and convulsing thanks mom!! end of commercial |
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Nov 10, 2016 13:41
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Toison is slang for hazardous toys, like ones with lead paint n stuff
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Nov 10, 2016 14:07
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joke_explainer posted:its very dangerous, they tend to package them right next to each other joke_explainer posted:also be careful picking up syrup... boisonberry vs boysenberry, might end up killing all your boys |
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Nov 10, 2016 15:22
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operator: poison control center, how can we help you? caller: yes I've just eaten some poison operator: tell me, are you the primary Polynesian staple food made from the underground plant stem or corm of the taro plant? caller: no I'm a human operator: oh, then you're probably fine |
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Nov 10, 2016 15:27
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shaking my limp, jam-covered son, crying "my boy son! my beautiful boy son"
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Nov 10, 2016 15:32
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joison is instantly lethal to people named joy--but for everyone else, it just makes you feel intensely sad.
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Nov 10, 2016 16:24
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posting smiling posted:boison is poison for boys excuse me, how many of those boys are spicy and how does it affect them?
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Nov 10, 2016 16:26
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Hazmat Boison is another specific poison for boys named Matt
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Nov 10, 2016 16:34
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i thought it was more of a question like "hazmat boison?" "nah man."
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Nov 10, 2016 16:36
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hamjobs posted:i thought it was more of a question like "hazmat boison?" "nah man." "yes we have our Mattson right here" Wait you have a son named Matt "No it's poison for matts" You have something growing on your mat "No... it's a type of Boison" Like... pancake syrup "No..."
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Nov 10, 2016 16:38
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the higgs boison is poison for old models of particle physics theory
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Nov 10, 2016 16:45
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sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town |
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Nov 10, 2016 16:47
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Also Poison is poison for Poison
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Nov 10, 2016 17:19
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bla.. I have not tasted good boison in a thousand years...
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Nov 10, 2016 17:20
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poisson
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Nov 10, 2016 17:23
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Bhauk posted:bla.. I have not tasted good boisson in a thousand years... try un café crème, peut-être? |
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Nov 10, 2016 17:47
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Manifisto posted:operator: poison control center, how can we help you?
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Nov 10, 2016 19:13
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boison ivy has little boison balls growing along the stem. That's how you tell it apart from plain old poison ivy. |
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Nov 10, 2016 20:11
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:boison ivy has little boison balls growing along the stem. That's how you tell it apart from plain old poison ivy. whereas for a boison tree you look for the adam's apple |
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Nov 10, 2016 20:45
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| [monster truck voice] BOISONNNNNN!!! It's not just poison. It's poison TO THE EXTREEEEEME! *giant hands slaps a crystal vial of poison out of an old victorian lady's hands* Forget the arsenic, GRANDMA! *giant hand spins old lady around into a whirlwind until she transforms into a 10 year old boy* It's BOISON *boy turns green and begins puking, his skin falls off revealing bones with cool skateboard graffiti on them* POISON FOR BOYS | |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:07
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misty mountaintop posted:[monster truck voice] BOISONNNNNN!!! It's not just poison. It's poison TO THE EXTREEEEEME! *giant hands slaps a crystal vial of poison out of an old victorian lady's hands* Forget the arsenic, GRANDMA! *giant hand spins old lady around into a whirlwind until she transforms into a 10 year old boy* It's BOISON *boy turns green and begins puking, his skin falls off revealing bones with cool skateboard graffiti on them* POISON FOR BOYS |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:10
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misty mountaintop posted:[monster truck voice] BOISONNNNNN!!! It's not just poison. It's poison TO THE EXTREEEEEME! *giant hands slaps a crystal vial of poison out of an old victorian lady's hands* Forget the arsenic, GRANDMA! *giant hand spins old lady around into a whirlwind until she transforms into a 10 year old boy* It's BOISON *boy turns green and begins puking, his skin falls off revealing bones with cool skateboard graffiti on them* POISON FOR BOYS lmbo |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:14
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| Anyway, cool idea for a thread, OP, but they already made this. It's called Axe. | |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:15
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misty mountaintop posted:Anyway, cool idea for a thread, OP, but they already made this. It's called Axe. sometimes i just wanna laze on the couch w/o women harassing me or asking to lips my cheek and mouth, thanks to axe my personal bubble is maintained and smells like someone grated a fisherman's friend on a pile of hair gel |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:17
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Jump into a new you today with new Boison for men scented body spray, you too can smell like such fragrances as toasty kidnappers cabin, uncles forbidden secret, freshly cut sibling hair, or neglected hamster
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Nov 11, 2016 18:29
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social vegan posted:personal bubble boison: step into the boy zone! |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:48
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dangit now all these boyz wanna lips me |
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Nov 11, 2016 18:48
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alnilam posted:boys: mommm can we have some more boison pleeeease I don't know about you but I am being a frightened of all the news lately boys throwing up on purpose men not wanting to eat some has has got to do something about this manorexia |
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