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the littlest prince

social vegan posted:

sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER

me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap

my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here

Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town

# ? Nov 11, 2016 19:31

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:49

ron color

RUDE BOY: Check This Out *puts boison in a bong* the bong deactivates the boison.
SWEET BOY: No Thanks
RUDE BOY: they both start with a b *totally rips the boing*
SWEET BOY: Actually im a bong cop
RUDE BOY: uh oh
BONGTECTIVE: and this is really a fauxng. you died

# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:00

Im Ready for DEATH

ballsamic vinegar is vinegar made from the balls of boys who died of boison. It's practically saffron in its rarity and price.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:07

City of Glompton

ron color posted:

RUDE BOY: Check This Out *puts boison in a bong* the bong deactivates the boison.
SWEET BOY: No Thanks
RUDE BOY: they both start with a b *totally rips the boing*
SWEET BOY: Actually im a bong cop
RUDE BOY: uh oh
BONGTECTIVE: and this is really a fauxng. you died

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Nov 11, 2016 20:11

Business Gorillas

ron color posted:

RUDE BOY: Check This Out *puts boison in a bong* the bong deactivates the boison.
SWEET BOY: No Thanks
RUDE BOY: they both start with a b *totally rips the boing*
SWEET BOY: Actually im a bong cop
RUDE BOY: uh oh
BONGTECTIVE: and this is really a fauxng. you died

# ? Nov 11, 2016 21:11

Im Ready for DEATH

social vegan posted:

sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER

me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap

my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here

Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town

# ? Nov 11, 2016 21:21

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

joke_explainer posted:

its very dangerous, they tend to package them right next to each other

that's not a roisin, this is a roisin

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# ? Nov 12, 2016 00:29

Twenty Four

social vegan posted:

sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER

me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap

my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here

Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town

misty mountaintop posted:

[monster truck voice] BOISONNNNNN!!! It's not just poison. It's poison TO THE EXTREEEEEME! *giant hands slaps a crystal vial of poison out of an old victorian lady's hands* Forget the arsenic, GRANDMA! *giant hand spins old lady around into a whirlwind until she transforms into a 10 year old boy* It's BOISON *boy turns green and begins puking, his skin falls off revealing bones with cool skateboard graffiti on them* POISON FOR BOYS

lol

Also noison - it's just ear plugs.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 07:30

Plebian Parasite

En Poissont is poison for chess

# ? Nov 12, 2016 07:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

she said that being bi isn't a thing. well, not anymore now that I have bison

# ? Nov 12, 2016 09:05

Shame Wagon

Hoison is a combination of hoisin sauce and poison, used in traditional chinese poisoning.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 12:20

social vegan

Shame Wagon posted:

Hoison is a combination of hoisin sauce and poison, used in traditional chinese poisoning.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 14:47

Ultra Spoot

Luckily i keep a few vials of femlock on me at all times to fend off the lady assassins that assail me on a near constant basis

# ? Nov 12, 2016 15:23

Manifisto

Ultra Spoot posted:

femlock

socrates drinks deeply from the cup. moments pass. slowly a smile spreads across his lips. "haha, you fools!"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 12, 2016 15:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

jemlock only kills members of the holograms and can stun members of the jem and the holograms fanclub, but is completely ineffective on people born after 1988.