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joke_explainer posted:

roison is poison for roys (guys named roy). very specific poison.

if your name is ray, be very very careful when shopping for raisins


ty nesamdoom!

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joke_explainer posted:

its very dangerous, they tend to package them right next to each other



joke_explainer posted:

also be careful picking up syrup... boisonberry vs boysenberry, might end up killing all your boys

Manifisto


operator: poison control center, how can we help you?

caller: yes I've just eaten some poison

operator: tell me, are you the primary Polynesian staple food made from the underground plant stem or corm of the taro plant?

caller: no I'm a human

operator: oh, then you're probably fine

Manifisto


Bhauk posted:

bla.. I have not tasted good boisson in a thousand years...

try un café crème, peut-être?

Manifisto


Admiral_eX_laX posted:

boison ivy has little boison balls growing along the stem. That's how you tell it apart from plain old poison ivy.

whereas for a boison tree you look for the adam's apple

Manifisto


social vegan posted:

personal bubble

boison: step into the boy zone!

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socrates drinks deeply from the cup. moments pass. slowly a smile spreads across his lips. "haha, you fools!"


ty nesamdoom!

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