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tis the roisin for the soisin
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hoisin sauce jar sits off to the side nervously
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sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER
me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap
my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here
Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town
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[monster truck voice] BOISONNNNNN!!! It's not just poison. It's poison TO THE EXTREEEEEME! *giant hands slaps a crystal vial of poison out of an old victorian lady's hands* Forget the arsenic, GRANDMA! *giant hand spins old lady around into a whirlwind until she transforms into a 10 year old boy* It's BOISON *boy turns green and begins puking, his skin falls off revealing bones with cool skateboard graffiti on them* POISON FOR BOYS
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Anyway, cool idea for a thread, OP, but they already made this. It's called Axe.
sometimes i just wanna laze on the couch w/o women harassing me or asking to lips my cheek and mouth, thanks to axe my personal bubble is maintained and smells like someone grated a fisherman's friend on a pile of hair gel
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dangit now all these boyz wanna lips me
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Hoison is a combination of hoisin sauce and poison, used in traditional chinese poisoning.
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