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Im Ready for DEATH

ballsamic vinegar is vinegar made from the balls of boys who died of boison. It's practically saffron in its rarity and price.

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Im Ready for DEATH

social vegan posted:

sheriff runs into the local saloon, everyone freezes and turns, record scratch sound: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER

me: why Sheriff, why would we ever not drink the water, it's delicious and cold and straight from the tap

my crew: *lifts their mugs of cold water* Here Here

Sheriff: y-you don't understand *he shakes as he walks across the saloon to me, leaning in closely and whispering into my ear* ....t-the boison's back in town

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