NFL Draft Thread 2017 - Oil up my Head Edition

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

korrandark posted:

Lamar Jackson will also probably be up there.

These 2 plus, probably Browning and Darnold are the likely top 4 for next year

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 02:32

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 18:08

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

R.D. Mangles posted:

the awesome thing about the Bears is that they are so bereft of talent at literally every position, every pick fills a need

e: also the bears don't need alshon they have kevin whiahahahahahahaha

Never have I been so sad to be completely right about a pick

loving Kevin White

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 17:47

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

corn on the cop posted:

Half the guys pegged for round 1 right now end up being Day 2 or worse picks come April.

Still waiting for Marqise Lee to become a superstar.

Same

God dammit, you were the supposed to be the chosen one :negative:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 03:55

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I assume Peppers is gonna be better than Taylor Mays, another one of the those LB/S tweeners

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 19:47

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So what bust are the Bears gonna draft this year?

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 07:12

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Sataere posted:

Winner winner. Didn't even go to the link, because I know who you root for

2000 was an awesome Bears draft. Too bad Brown could never stay healthy

If he runs well, I think he locks down the top ten.

Have you really hated the last two Bears drafts?

I hated drafting White, and was mildly pessimistic about Floyd, though that was mainly because Fangio is one of the only DCs who could develop him and I figured this coaching staff would be gone in a year or 2

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Wiccan Wasteland posted:

What's a gimmick offense?

Everything that isn't the WCO

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 18:26

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

One thing to mention about JuJu Smith-Schuster is that he was playing through recurring back spasms for a large chunk of last season. It affected him a lot out there, as well as Max Browne not being able to ever get him the ball

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 00:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Alaois posted:

funslinging IS an asset, to totally rad and fun to watch games

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Jimmy Haslam and analytics. I hope he dies soon and the wife sells the team already.

9 out of 10 homeless vagrants agree

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:53

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

She is also the #1 pick in the WNBA draft

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So, I've done barely any of the normal prep for the draft, I don't even know who i want the Bears to take, other than not a QB

Anyone want to give me a run down on who the best defensive players after Garrett are?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 18:34

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 18:08

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/LanceZierlein/status/857647095565516800

I often come very close to thinking the Titans are going places, but then I remember Mike Mularkey.

What, you don't believe in Erotic Smash Mouth Football?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 19:05

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