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Spicy Billy has a bad track record in the Beyblade circuit of 2017. He can barely tell the difference between a defensive ring and a PHONE RING *sproing oing oing oing*. But this summer, he's gonna take the fart of love, life, and fun, and Let it Rrrrrip!!! *Spicy Billy rips his sick blade into a plastic bowl in Handsy Tommy's driveway while his brother and stepdad Daniel overlook. The blades clash and Spicy Billy's beyblade shatters in half. Spicy Billy picks up the remnants in his cupped hands camera cuts* *It is the evening at the beach and Billy is still walking and crying but it's raining and dark a sombre scene to be sure, he collapses in the sand in the wake of realization that his beyblade championship dreams will never be realized. His hand twitches and he looks down, a small hermit crab is perched on his finger* Billy: H-hey there little buddy, thanks for the hello but I don't think you can help me... *the hermit crab tumbles off of billy's hand, landing upside in the sand, the peak of its shell stuck in the sand. Billy laughs before freezing, he reaches out and slowly spins the upside down crab. He gasps. He unlaces one of his shoes, wrapping the lace around the hermit crab's shell and well, I think the rest is gonna be history* MVP Most Valuable Paguroidea 23: Every Now and then I Get a Little Bit Shellfish social vegan fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Nov 11, 2016 |
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Little Billy Johnson is off to his first day at camp, but there's been a mix-up and he's been sent to...Prison??? (zooming in and out onto picture of cell bars) (camera then snaps to grubby man in black and white striped uniform with eyepatch and beard speaking between the bars of his cell) "Whad'rya in fa kiddo" (zoom in on Home Alone eske face slapping child with trombone background). With his parents unaware and off on a year long cruise *ship horn blow sound effect. segwaying into pirate arr sound effect* no hope is in sight for Billy. (large question mark appears on screen) But a mysterious benefactor sends a letter home just in time and everyone's favorite dog Air Bud is off to the rescue (cue scene of dog paw opening mailbox, fishing out letters, then dog paw inexplicably holding a letter opener breaking a red wax seal on old parchment paper). Get prepared for hijinks (cue scene of prisoner getting kicked in the balls by airbud, then going cross eyed) "Arr my jimmies!" And lots of fun (cue scene of air bud and billy giving back to back thumbs up) as they make their way out of this predicament (cue scene of child running in the dark with his dog as sirens and rifle shots ring in the distance). Coming this summer, JailBud 2.0! (cue face of man being kicked in nuts "my jimmies!")
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vanisher posted:Little Billy Johnson is off to his first day at camp, but there's been a mix-up and he's been sent to...Prison??? (zooming in and out onto picture of cell bars) (camera then snaps to grubby man in black and white striped uniform with eyepatch and beard speaking between the bars of his cell) "Whad'rya in fa kiddo" (zoom in on Home Alone eske face slapping child with trombone background). With his parents unaware and off on a year long cruise *ship horn blow sound effect. segwaying into pirate arr sound effect* no hope is in sight for Billy. (large question mark appears on screen) But a mysterious benefactor sends a letter home just in time and everyone's favorite dog Air Bud is off to the rescue (cue scene of dog paw opening mailbox, fishing out letters, then dog paw inexplicably holding a letter opener breaking a red wax seal on old parchment paper). Get prepared for hijinks (cue scene of prisoner getting kicked in the balls by airbud, then going cross eyed) "Arr my jimmies!" And lots of fun (cue scene of air bud and billy giving back to back thumbs up) as they make their way out of this predicament (cue scene of child running in the dark with his dog as sirens and rifle shots ring in the distance). Coming this summer, JailBud 2.0! (cue face of man being kicked in nuts "my jimmies!") lmbo arr my jimmies! |
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Nov 11, 2016 03:48
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SCENE: The Gulf Coast. A diver is swimming near a coral bank enjoying the aquatic wildlife. Glancing down he see a small shrimp swim quickly towards his "Hey little guy (he;s underwater so this is inner dialogue) what;s goi-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The diver is thrown 30 feet through the water as the little shrimp blasts him with a shot from his claw. Amazed the diver, introduced as Lars Del Villstein, makes plans to capture the powerful shrimp to win the upcoming Sydney Rifle Competition Escaping the foul man's machinations which include an inflatable sexy shrimp and a hired thug Joey "Crabhands" Lagoo, the shrimp is rescued by young Sammy Matwee. Sammy takes the shrimp back to his house which is a dump cause his deadbeat dad left and his mom cant find well-paying unskilled labor, Sammy sees a newspaper add for the rifle contest "Jimmy gee willickers, Bandito (the name he gave the shrimp ofc), if we win that prize money (forgot 2 mention but yeah there's prize money, have you seen one of these movies before, how much man I dont know gently caress off) we could move into the dream house mom's always wanted! Let's do it" Will they win? Will Lars capture Bandito? Find out in... MVP 12: Most Valuable Pistolero ---------------- |
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vanisher posted:Little Billy Johnson is off to his first day at camp, but there's been a mix-up and he's been sent to...Prison??? (zooming in and out onto picture of cell bars) (camera then snaps to grubby man in black and white striped uniform with eyepatch and beard speaking between the bars of his cell) "Whad'rya in fa kiddo" (zoom in on Home Alone eske face slapping child with trombone background). With his parents unaware and off on a year long cruise *ship horn blow sound effect. segwaying into pirate arr sound effect* no hope is in sight for Billy. (large question mark appears on screen) But a mysterious benefactor sends a letter home just in time and everyone's favorite dog Air Bud is off to the rescue (cue scene of dog paw opening mailbox, fishing out letters, then dog paw inexplicably holding a letter opener breaking a red wax seal on old parchment paper). Get prepared for hijinks (cue scene of prisoner getting kicked in the balls by airbud, then going cross eyed) "Arr my jimmies!" And lots of fun (cue scene of air bud and billy giving back to back thumbs up) as they make their way out of this predicament (cue scene of child running in the dark with his dog as sirens and rifle shots ring in the distance). Coming this summer, JailBud 2.0! (cue face of man being kicked in nuts "my jimmies!")
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Nov 11, 2016 03:59
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Baller Ina posted:SCENE: The Gulf Coast. A diver is swimming near a coral bank enjoying the aquatic wildlife. Glancing down he see a small shrimp swim quickly towards his |
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Nov 11, 2016 04:01
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Who's ready for more Billy Johnson and his best friend in his latest adventures? (cue scene of clouds then quick pan down into residential neighborhood) Billy's friendly next door neighbors are moving away and you're never going to believe who's taking their place *cue record screech* (camera pans to highly digitally edited CG cat in old mobster uniform) "Mama mia don't tell me ima livin next to some stinky dog" (ripped cat in muscle shirt enters frame) "eh boss claws, you see this?" (pointing thumb out window) (camera snaps to airbud lifting paw over eyes making dog "awroo" noise). On the run from the claw these Sicilian kitties are holding out in the last place anyone would expect them, a cookie cutter suburban neighborhood in anywhere usa! When inevitable meowschif results (cue scene of CG cat taking a dump on grass where 'no dumps allowed' sign is clearly posted) it's up to Air Bud and Billy to clean up the mess (cue closeup scene of Airbud wearing black bandana, a glock slowly rising and a dog paw ratcheting back the slide noisily). Hijinks ensue... (snap to CG cat getting kicked in the balls by Airbud) "Oh my jimmies!" and enemies become friends (cat with arm in sling throws his good arm around airbud) "As far as we're concerned, you're the boss claws now" (cue exact same scene of airbud lifting paw covering eyes again). This summer catch AirBud Claws to Paws 3.5!
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Alien vs Predator vs Air Bud |
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Nov 11, 2016 07:02
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Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" |
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Nov 11, 2016 07:04
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Destroyed Bishop Android bubbling up milk blood: You're the one that's more human than human, Air Bud. |
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Nov 11, 2016 07:06
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joke_explainer posted:Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" lol |
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Nov 11, 2016 07:10
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joke_explainer posted:Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" lmao |
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Nov 11, 2016 14:13
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announcer on the frolf course: oh, it looks like a wicked hook from Billy Bungaboo, that's gonna do it folks other announcer on the frolf course: wait a gat dang minute Ted, the golf disc seems to be correcting itself, could it be, it's going right for the chainlink thing hole do we call it a hole in frolf ya we probably do it's going for the hole! *camera following the frisbee golf disc slowly lowers, a sugar glider clinging upside down beneath the disc lip snickers and winks at the camera* |
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Nov 11, 2016 14:30
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laura dreamed of success and stardom in the competitive field of synchronized swimming, but somehow she always seemed to have four left appendages in the water . . . until that fateful day she fell off the family's sailboat and into the surprised flippers of Grace the Sea Cow! they were told they could never compete as a team, but nobody counted on their secret weapon: friendship mvp (most valuable piscine) MCMLXXXIV: oh, the huge manatee!
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TEASER Pan over a forest and there's smoke! Oh no, the forest is on fire! Not to worry, it's just a magazine cover and the smoke is coming from a bong sitting next to the magazine. Whew! VO: Do dogs like to smoke dope?  We'll find out when Little Billy Johnson's family moves to Colorado to start a pot farm! Air Bud: Buds coming Summer 2017!
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Xpiacoc, Uniter of the Ziggurauts: Welp, there's nothing in the Popol Vuh that says a dog can't play Ōllamaliztli. Air Bud, the Rite of First Bloodlet belongs to you. Air Bud: Bark! Bark! (The moon will dance in the river of blood! Let us begin!) [an exerpt from Air Bud LXIX: Teotihua-canine]
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Nov 13, 2016 07:00
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"There's no law that says a dog can't sign the constitution!" -Benjamin Franklin |
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Nov 13, 2016 08:45
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joke_explainer posted:"There's no law that says a dog can't sign the constitution!" -Benjamin Franklin lmbo |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:29
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There's no law that says a dog can't pimp my ride -Xzibit, in a conference call, 2 years after pimp my ride has stopped filming |
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King Ralph 2: Ralph Is A Dog This Time |
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Nov 13, 2016 16:39
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doesnt say anywhere in the rulebook you cant five star this thread |
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Nov 13, 2016 17:38
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im not gonna five star the thread though sorry op |
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Nov 13, 2016 17:39
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please bring back pimp my ride i honestly dont know why it ended. maybe they ran put of ideas for pimping rides, i dont know |
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Nov 13, 2016 17:40
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Air Bud: Golden Believer Joey just joined ISIS but finds that his new friends don't respect dogs, which is bad news for his plucky golden retriever Bud. Through wacky hijinks and the fall of Mosul, Bud must prove his worth and show why he is a valuable asset and worthy of respect and why he is... the Golden Believer.
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Luvcow posted:Air Bud: Golden Believer lol |
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Nov 13, 2016 19:48
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I saw the first movie in theaters many years ago. Steve is a dog man living in a cat people city. How will his new Golden Retriever shaped dog fit in with all of these wacky cats? Will he prove the whole neighborhood wrong by brining home the biggest mouse for the annual mousing tournament? Or will Steve finally succumb to his horrible gout?
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Nov 14, 2016 00:36
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alnilam posted:lol lmbo |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:please bring back pimp my ride i honestly dont know why it ended. maybe they ran put of ideas for pimping rides, i dont know I heard in the last episode he dropped his chisel to the ground and said "My final masterpiece... complete. I've expressed every part of my soul for the sake of art. I am done... and undone." then left in a daze. He had just installed a disco ball in a 1986 mercury cougar. |
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Nov 14, 2016 04:50
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joke_explainer posted:I heard in the last episode he dropped his chisel to the ground and said "My final masterpiece... complete. I've expressed every part of my soul for the sake of art. I am done... and undone." then left in a daze. He had just installed a disco ball in a 1986 mercury cougar. |
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joke_explainer posted:I heard in the last episode he dropped his chisel to the ground and said "My final masterpiece... complete. I've expressed every part of my soul for the sake of art. I am done... and undone." then left in a daze. He had just installed a disco ball in a 1986 mercury cougar. thats whats up dawg |
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joke_explainer posted:I heard in the last episode he dropped his chisel to the ground and said "My final masterpiece... complete. I've expressed every part of my soul for the sake of art. I am done... and undone." then left in a daze. He had just installed a disco ball in a 1986 mercury cougar.
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joke_explainer posted:Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" lol |
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The Hunger Games 17: Bears Are Pretty Hungry
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Manifisto posted:The Hunger Games 17: Bears Are Pretty Hungry The Hungry Hunger Games |
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Air Bud digs with his paws and pulls a huge fossilized bone out of the ground, carries it to Dr. Ellie Sadler wagging his tail John Hammond steps out of a helicopter: " that's the famous paleontologist Dr. Bud?" Lawyer, flipping thru pages on a clipboard: "well sir, there's no stipulation that says a dog can't sign off on the park." |
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Nov 18, 2016 19:56
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alnilam posted:Air Bud digs with his paws and pulls a huge fossilized bone out of the ground, carries it to Dr. Ellie Sadler wagging his tail
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*Town Mayor glares at the strip mall from his motorcade as his bumbling assistance shifts through a stack of papers* "Well Mr. Mayor there's no law that says a dog can't run a vape shop" |
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(the elves look on in horror as tim allen's mangled corpse vanishes and bud crawls into his suit) bernard: (voice quavering) there's no clause that says a dog can't be santa |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:please bring back pimp my ride i honestly dont know why it ended. maybe they ran put of ideas for pimping rides, i dont know
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