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*air bud humping things in a diner* Middle aged lady: "I'll have what he's having." |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*air bud humping things in a diner*
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YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS YAMS There is a line and you managed to find it. Gross; dude. -Love the management. Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Nov 21, 2016
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Well, it turns out that there is no law saying that a dog can't foreclose on your house. I'm sorry mam. The Woof of Wallstreet
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Kelly Slater laughing as all the stingy old angry judges rip their hair out and snap their old specs in half: Chill loose bros, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't hang ten |
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Nov 21, 2016 22:32
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There's no rule says a dog can't breathe oxygen This summer AIR |
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Nov 22, 2016 01:14
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The powerful Air Bud lobby keeping dog regulating legislation out of the House.
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Plebian Parasite posted:The powerful Air Bud lobby keeping dog regulating legislation out of the House. |
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Plebian Parasite posted:The powerful Air Bud lobby keeping dog regulating legislation out of the House. |
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Air Bud, in high-power business suit: "Arf! Arf!" Frank Underwood, rubbing temples "But the people are calling for common sense legislation, Bud. We can't keep all these loopholes, especially when you're putting so many hard-working Americans out of a job." Air Bud: "Grrr....grrr...." *bares teeth* |
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turns out there is a law against dogs assaulting people... but a loophole leads to Air Bud being sentenced to life in a federal supermax. Air Bud rules the gang once again at ADX Florence |
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vanisher posted:Little Billy Johnson is off to his first day at camp, but there's been a mix-up and he's been sent to...Prison??? (zooming in and out onto picture of cell bars) (camera then snaps to grubby man in black and white striped uniform with eyepatch and beard speaking between the bars of his cell) "Whad'rya in fa kiddo" (zoom in on Home Alone eske face slapping child with trombone background). With his parents unaware and off on a year long cruise *ship horn blow sound effect. segwaying into pirate arr sound effect* no hope is in sight for Billy. (large question mark appears on screen) But a mysterious benefactor sends a letter home just in time and everyone's favorite dog Air Bud is off to the rescue (cue scene of dog paw opening mailbox, fishing out letters, then dog paw inexplicably holding a letter opener breaking a red wax seal on old parchment paper). Get prepared for hijinks (cue scene of prisoner getting kicked in the balls by airbud, then going cross eyed) "Arr my jimmies!" And lots of fun (cue scene of air bud and billy giving back to back thumbs up) as they make their way out of this predicament (cue scene of child running in the dark with his dog as sirens and rifle shots ring in the distance). Coming this summer, JailBud 2.0! (cue face of man being kicked in nuts "my jimmies!") |
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Nov 26, 2016 03:11
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joke_explainer posted:Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" aahahahagahahahah ---------------- |
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i'm sorry I missed that we already had one prison air bud post |
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(Intro to Prison Airbud) (Airbud being subdued by the police at a bar when he's avoiding his warrant) Police Officer: We're gonna need you to come with us Mr. Bud. Airbud: Why? Why would I go with you? Police Officer: Mr. Bud please, just step outside and have a word with us. Airbud: Why? I know my rights, I don't have to go anywhere with you, read the constitution bro. Police Officer: Mr. Bud you urinated on the jukebox and ripped apart several leather barstools. Airbud: gently caress youuuu man, I'm not going anywhere, you can suck my dick pigs!!! (Airbud gets tased) ---------------- |
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Ace of Baes posted:(Intro to Prison Airbud) |
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i'd be totally okay with a shot for shot remake with air bud as nicolas cage's char in con air |
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Nov 26, 2016 08:31
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"I left that life behind me years ago," air bud barked, "find somebody else to save your precious city." |
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Nov 28, 2016 05:08
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"I left that life behind me years ago," air bud barked, "find somebody else to save your precious city." Airbud hears a little boy screaming his name in his head. He shudders at this painful memory and laps up some whiskey from his bowl. |
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Nov 28, 2016 13:35
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There's no rule that says a dog can't walk around without a leash. "air bud unleashed" coming 2017 |
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in his twilight years, his athletic days long behind him, air bud decides to use his intellect to help his own species. air bud: senior vet. there's no rule that says a dog can't put himself down. |
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burly lumberjack: "hey can someone bring me a chainsaw?" a jack russel terrier, wearing a cute flannel dog sweater: *barks, runs over wagging tail carrying a chainsaw in his mouth* foreman 1 (the mean one): grrr that dog!! *scowls* foreman 2 (the nice one): hey now there's no rule says a dog can't fell trees burly lumberback: Tiimmbeeerrrr! jack russel terrier: bark bark bark! *wags tail* Tree falls, and as it hits the ground the title appears carved beautifully into its bark: Most Valuable Lumber-Jack (Summer 2017, straight to dvd)
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