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Luvcow posted:

Air Bud: Golden Believer

Joey just joined ISIS but finds that his new friends don't respect dogs, which is bad news for his plucky golden retriever Bud. Through wacky hijinks and the fall of Mosul, Bud must prove his worth and show why he is a valuable asset and worthy of respect and why he is... the Golden Believer.

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Air Bud digs with his paws and pulls a huge fossilized bone out of the ground, carries it to Dr. Ellie Sadler wagging his tail

John Hammond steps out of a helicopter: " that's the famous paleontologist Dr. Bud?"

Lawyer, flipping thru pages on a clipboard: "well sir, there's no stipulation that says a dog can't sign off on the park."

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Plebian Parasite posted:

The powerful Air Bud lobby keeping dog regulating legislation out of the House.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"I left that life behind me years ago," air bud barked, "find somebody else to save your precious city."

Airbud hears a little boy screaming his name in his head. He shudders at this painful memory and laps up some whiskey from his bowl.

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burly lumberjack: "hey can someone bring me a chainsaw?"

a jack russel terrier, wearing a cute flannel dog sweater: *barks, runs over wagging tail carrying a chainsaw in his mouth*

foreman 1 (the mean one): grrr that dog!! *scowls*

foreman 2 (the nice one): hey now there's no rule says a dog can't fell trees

burly lumberback: Tiimmbeeerrrr!

jack russel terrier: bark bark bark! *wags tail*

Tree falls, and as it hits the ground the title appears carved beautifully into its bark: Most Valuable Lumber-Jack (Summer 2017, straight to dvd)



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