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SCENE: The Gulf Coast. A diver is swimming near a coral bank enjoying the aquatic wildlife. Glancing down he see a small shrimp swim quickly towards his "Hey little guy (he;s underwater so this is inner dialogue) what;s goi-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The diver is thrown 30 feet through the water as the little shrimp blasts him with a shot from his claw. Amazed the diver, introduced as Lars Del Villstein, makes plans to capture the powerful shrimp to win the upcoming Sydney Rifle Competition Escaping the foul man's machinations which include an inflatable sexy shrimp and a hired thug Joey "Crabhands" Lagoo, the shrimp is rescued by young Sammy Matwee. Sammy takes the shrimp back to his house which is a dump cause his deadbeat dad left and his mom cant find well-paying unskilled labor, Sammy sees a newspaper add for the rifle contest "Jimmy gee willickers, Bandito (the name he gave the shrimp ofc), if we win that prize money (forgot 2 mention but yeah there's prize money, have you seen one of these movies before, how much man I dont know gently caress off) we could move into the dream house mom's always wanted! Let's do it" Will they win? Will Lars capture Bandito? Find out in... MVP 12: Most Valuable Pistolero ---------------- |
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