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vanisher posted:Little Billy Johnson is off to his first day at camp, but there's been a mix-up and he's been sent to...Prison??? (zooming in and out onto picture of cell bars) (camera then snaps to grubby man in black and white striped uniform with eyepatch and beard speaking between the bars of his cell) "Whad'rya in fa kiddo" (zoom in on Home Alone eske face slapping child with trombone background). With his parents unaware and off on a year long cruise *ship horn blow sound effect. segwaying into pirate arr sound effect* no hope is in sight for Billy. (large question mark appears on screen) But a mysterious benefactor sends a letter home just in time and everyone's favorite dog Air Bud is off to the rescue (cue scene of dog paw opening mailbox, fishing out letters, then dog paw inexplicably holding a letter opener breaking a red wax seal on old parchment paper). Get prepared for hijinks (cue scene of prisoner getting kicked in the balls by airbud, then going cross eyed) "Arr my jimmies!" And lots of fun (cue scene of air bud and billy giving back to back thumbs up) as they make their way out of this predicament (cue scene of child running in the dark with his dog as sirens and rifle shots ring in the distance). Coming this summer, JailBud 2.0! (cue face of man being kicked in nuts "my jimmies!") |
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joke_explainer posted:Predators scrambling over surprising upset, "klllicklkikackikiktktkacktk!" Subtitle: There's no fundamental law that says a dog can't participate in the Hunt!" aahahahagahahahah ---------------- |
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(Intro to Prison Airbud) (Airbud being subdued by the police at a bar when he's avoiding his warrant) Police Officer: We're gonna need you to come with us Mr. Bud. Airbud: Why? Why would I go with you? Police Officer: Mr. Bud please, just step outside and have a word with us. Airbud: Why? I know my rights, I don't have to go anywhere with you, read the constitution bro. Police Officer: Mr. Bud you urinated on the jukebox and ripped apart several leather barstools. Airbud: gently caress youuuu man, I'm not going anywhere, you can suck my dick pigs!!! (Airbud gets tased) ---------------- |
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