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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Make a coolie hat from peat and move from man-depth hole to man-depth hole, steadily crossing the countryside like a disenfranchised trapdoor spider :spiderguy:

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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Often, pencil sharpeners are made of magnesium.

Better take an engine block to be safe though.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Use a laser pointer to call aircraft/hellfire missles to your location.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Lower your bodytemp to that of the surrounding environment by transfusing your hot mammal blood with that of the noble reptile.

Anoles seem to be best bang for the buck. Get juicing.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Fly casual.

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