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Kangra
May 7, 2012

These tips always come in handy for me when trying to avoid death squads:

Walk right on by like you haven't done anything.
Act confused, like you didn't notice the automatic rifles in their hands and the fortified checkpoint.
Don't flirt with the cute one. She might like it but it makes the guys around her nervous.
If you're in a foreign country, be light-skinned (preferably of European descent). <-- Also works in domestic countries.

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