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meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
If you can drive a VW, use it to go to the forest and haul the engine block with you. It's made of magnesium and burns very hot, though you'll need a torch and file to start it going.

Some Canon cameras and IBM/Lenovo computers are magnesium too.

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meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
But you wanted nondescript options, I forgot. Nevermind the magnesium, it burns too bright.

Heating is scarce in the woods, so all your heat has to come from you. Warm clothes help you retain heat, but you must be heat's creator. So! Move to Candia, catch Candian geese, and wear them. Catching them will be exhausting, giving you heat, and the geese's feathers are the world's best insulators, keeping that heat in. If you can wear the geese and also keep them alive, they will oil themselves so getting wet (common problem with goosefeather clothing) won't be an issue.

Alternative: Trump will likely axe volcano observatories. With the volcanoes unmonitored against pesky heat-stealers, you should have no problem sitting in a crater and letting the earth warm you.

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