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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > The protest thread for professional protesters incited by the media
 
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Very important: If you ever find yourself in front of a camera make sure that you're utterly unable to communicate your position beyond a few sophomoric slogans. Should you be pressed by a journalist for details say something vague about the patriarchy and power structures.

Some tips:

- The words "um" "like" "kinda" "y'know" are very powerful persuasive words. USE THEM!

- The average American is very well versed in university third wave intersectionalist feminism. Phrases like cisheteronormative are an excellent shortcut to get your point across for a quick sound bite.

- Obscenity on signs. If you want a national audience to see your slogan include gently caress it in it.

- PIERCINGS PIERCINGS PIERCINGS!!!

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