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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I hope he pardons all the criminals so we can get on with the revolution already

:synpa:

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
he's gonna pardon the op for this thread

ha ha j/k you're going to jail

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


https://twitter.com/umbyrella/status/796506881003028480

Deimus
Aug 17, 2012
What if he jails everyone instead.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Deimus posted:

What if he jails everyone instead.

Ah yes of course. Only the anti-christ can anti-pardon.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Peanut President posted:

Obama just pardons literally everyone no matter their crime on January 19th.

i thought you can only pardon federal crimes

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

whydirt posted:

Is Mumia still alive? I haven't seen a good Free Mumia sign in ages.

Pardon Assata Shakur too. gently caress it why not.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Deimus posted:

What if he jails everyone instead.

What if everyone in the jails are really free and its the rest of us who are trapped in a prison of our own making?

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

I wonder if he'll pardon Trump.

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

2) It allowed Snowden to be installed as a deep cover agent within the Russian Empire. Putin thinks he's embarrassing America by harboring Snowden, when, really, the joke is on him.

I know you werent being 100% serious, but this is not really plausible because I highly doubt Russia is letting him get involved with their poo poo.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Pardon Steven Avery and shut everyone up that watched "Making of a Murderer".

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

pardon gwb for his war crimes imo about the best we can do at this point

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
are there any fun serial killers he can pardon?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

are there any fun serial killers he can pardon?

didn't manson claim that he found jesus awhile ago

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Jose posted:

are there any fun serial killers he can pardon?

fishmech

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Watch him issue a blanket pardon for Wall Street execs from 2008 and anyone involved in mass surveillance

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
On his last day of office Obama should say that he has secret intel on Trump but he's pardoning him, then sit back and laugh at the chaos that ensues.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

LegoPirateNinja posted:

One signature per dude. There was a lawsuit recently with a governor trying to pardon nonviolent felons en amasse so they can vote. Judge was like hope your jerk off hand is strong cuz that's a lot of signatures.
It was in Virginia so McAuliffe spent the next few days writing a poo poo ton of individual pardons.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

all this post-election misery and i fail to check terry mcauliffe's reaction. did he nurse his woes with an extra large bottle of rum or what

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Free Joseph Remiro (crossposting from change.org)

get the old band back together because what this country needs right now is a coast to coast SLA reunion tour in 2k17...



Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 02:06 on Nov 19, 2016

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Jonathan Pollard lol.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Jonathan Pollard lol.

released one year tomorrow

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

released one year tomorrow

Still on probation though.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
owned

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
also death 2 spies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
obama pardons osama bin laden, simultaneously somewhere deep under water near pakistan, a nuclear blast is detected

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
In the dying days of his presidency, Obama will release his Kenyan birth certificate.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol o bomb diggity is literally a lame duck
the lamest lame duck that ever quacked

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Apathetic towards that duck

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Darkman Fanpage posted:

also death 2 spies

SPAHS

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Jose posted:

are there any fun serial killers he can pardon?

Yes. The Jose Strangler.

The Human Crouton has issued a correction as of 03:21 on Nov 23, 2016

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

if obama's turkey pardons are reversed do we have to hunt down turkey fugitives

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

dog the bounty hunter chasing a turkey wearing a poorly made fake mustache, welcome to the usa

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Yinlock posted:

dog the bounty hunter chasing a turkey wearing a poorly made fake mustache, welcome to the usa

"Bienvenido a Mexico Dog the Bounty Hunter" the Turkey Gobbled, You won't be able to catch me here.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
kaczynski

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Obama won't pardon anybody because he still wants Republicans to like him.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Terror Sweat posted:

obama is gonna pardon some rich people who will in turn give him money

rich people don't go to jail

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Baloogan posted:

lol o bomb diggity is literally a lame duck
the lamest lame duck that ever quacked

he's been a lame duck since 2010 lol

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
He should pardon D.B. Cooper.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
He should pardon Bill Stickers. Everywhere I go I see signs that say Bill Stickers will be prosecuted.

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