Yinlock posted:if obama's turkey pardons are reversed do we have to hunt down turkey fugitives every year on Thanxgiving, President Trump will buck tradition by going on television and strangling by hand one of the turkey's Obama pardoned during his term
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Nov 23, 2016 21:24
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https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/801520559016263681
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Nov 23, 2016 21:27
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Obama won't pardon anybody because he still wants Republicans to like him. Dunno about that, he's been commuting sentences like a motherfucker lately.
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Nov 23, 2016 23:29
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Obama need to Free Weezy
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Nov 25, 2016 16:58
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Obama should pardon everyone before trump takes over the federal prison system, just give everyone a second chance
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Nov 26, 2016 05:52
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FactsAreUseless posted:I think Obama should pardon a turkey... but John Boehner's already home free! Ha! Ha! Ha! *in game of thrones voice* think I'll pardon two turkeys
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Nov 26, 2016 18:32
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https://twitter.com/ABC/status/810937754339213317
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Dec 19, 2016 21:52
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pardon chelsea manning, coward
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Dec 19, 2016 21:53
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waiting for this page to update https://www.justice.gov/pardon/obama-pardons
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Dec 19, 2016 21:54
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What I really want out of this is Trump to sign a pardon for Hillary. Which then causes her to snap, burn it on the steps of the capitol building and start daring Republican lawmakers to prosecute her as they enter. "Come at me McConnel, you fat gently caress! You pussy-tortoise! Pusssssy! McConnel's a pussy! How 'bout you, Puss Ryan, huh?! Pusspusspusspusspusspuss..."
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Dec 19, 2016 22:02
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She'll send a surrogate to burn it for her as she flees the country by plane.
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Dec 19, 2016 22:07
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look so long as someone calls McConnel a pussy-tortoise I'll make my peace with it you troll with the candidate you have, not the candidate you want bernie would do it in person
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Dec 19, 2016 22:11
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lemme guess it's just a bunch of rich finance white collar crime people sprinkled with the occasional outrageously convicted minority for the sake of appearance
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Dec 19, 2016 22:31
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Alter Ego posted:He should pardon Bill Stickers. Everywhere I go I see signs that say Bill Stickers will be prosecuted. Didn't you read the ones saying you're not supposed to post about him?
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Dec 20, 2016 06:27
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George W. Bush for doing 9/11
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Dec 20, 2016 06:54
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anime was right posted:obama pardons every stand-alone drug possession charge Anime Was Right was right
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Dec 20, 2016 16:00
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i hope obama pardons me what for? oh, for nothing specific. just, you know, in general.
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Dec 20, 2016 16:05
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Moridin920 posted:lemme guess it's just a bunch of rich finance white collar crime people sprinkled with the occasional outrageously convicted minority for the sake of appearance looking at the list this seems to be the case 
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Dec 20, 2016 16:05
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Thanks for reminding me to post the list also it is too long to psot https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/12/19/president-obama-grants-commutations-and-pardons
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Dec 20, 2016 16:27
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just loving lmao that you guys give life sentences for distributing like 20 grams of coke
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Dec 20, 2016 16:46
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Sai posted:just loving lmao that you guys give life sentences for distributing like 20 grams of coke We balance it out by giving 6 months for raping passed out girls at frat parties if the judge went to the same school as the guy who did the raping
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Dec 20, 2016 16:48
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Lord of Pie posted:We balance it out by giving 6 months for raping passed out girls at frat parties if the judge went to the same school as the guy who did the raping or letting poor kids afflicted with affluenza off the hook for killing people while drunk driving
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Dec 20, 2016 16:54
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Sai posted:just loving lmao that you guys give life sentences for distributing like 20 grams of coke only if its the kind of cocaine that poor black people use the rich white people cocaine has significantly lower sentences this is not a matter of judicial discretion, it is literally written into the law that the rich white person varieties get shorter sentences than the poor black person varieties
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Dec 20, 2016 16:58
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CTRL F Distribu and ignore each one. These are what you got left over. quote:Roy Darrell Benson Albuquerque, NM quote:Theresa Marie Bishop, aka Teresa Clark Pittsburgh, PA quote:Caryn Lynn Camp, fka Caryn Lynn Camp-Kenworthy Taichung, Taiwan R.O.C. quote:Randy Dale Cantu Niwot, CO quote:Dolly Ann Chamberlain, fka Dolly Ann Taylor Herald, CA quote:Tietti Onette Chandler, fka Tietti Chandler-Shelton Columbus, MS quote:Kristi Lynn Coe, aka Kristi Lynn Coe-Hagan, fka Kristi Hinshaw Haw River, NC quote:Christopher John Darville Missouri City, TX quote:Lehi Victoria Dickey, aka Lahi Dickey, fka Lehi Dickey Bryant Oakland, CA quote:Michael Anthony Facchiano, Jr. Venetia, PA quote:Theresa Renee Gardley, fka Theresa Renee Naper, fka Theresa Renee Thornton Hillside, IL quote:Donald Lee Gilbert Phoenix, AZ quote:Richard Allen Graham Callahan, FL quote:Edward John Hartman Westampton Township, NJ quote:William Bernie Heckle, Jr., aka Billy Heckle Orangeburg, SC quote:Ralph Allen Hoekstra, aka Ralph Alan Hoekstra Huntington Beach, CA quote:Samuel Wesley Howze, aka Sala Udin Pittsburgh, PA quote:Cathy Mae Jones, fka Cathy Mae Bennett Alamogordo, NM quote:Fabius Romero Jones Oakland, CA quote:James Harold Keaton Bassett, VA quote:Dean Robert Kondo Daly City, CA quote:Mary Ann Krauser, fka Mary Ann Iron Shield Fort Yates, ND quote:Keith Alan Little Odessa, TX quote:Dawn Mascari, fka Dawn Steponavich North Branford, CT quote:John Frederick McNeely, Jr. Santa Ana, CA quote:Roger Delos Melius Faulkton, SD quote:Samuel Nyamongo Mongare Arlington, TX quote:Christopher Muratore Tampa, FL quote:Francis Joseph O'Hara, Sr. Camden, ME quote:Allen Wayne Parker Fort Smith, AR quote:Benjamin Ramos Jamaica, NY quote:Doretha Doreen Rhone Philadelphia, PA quote:Bryan Scot Sandquist Gig Harbor, WA quote:Allen Thompson Sherwood Ooltewah, TN quote:Brenda Lorene Sinclair, fka Brenda Lorene Pontius Boise, ID quote:Michael Slavinsky Irvine, CA quote:Richard Earl Smout Blackfoot, ID quote:Robin Shelley Soodeen Upper Marlboro, MD quote:Pamela Joy Stokes Southfield, MI quote:Joseph Eugene Swies Frederic, WI quote:Jessica Ann Tyson, fka Jessica Ann Martin Grand Rapids, MI quote:Vera Mae Yurisich Cashmere, WA
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Dec 20, 2016 17:03
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Third World Reggin posted:CTRL F Distribu and ignore each one. These are what you got left over. see? i was right. whole buncha bankers.
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Dec 20, 2016 17:41
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Thanks, Obama.
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Dec 20, 2016 17:44
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Pollyanna posted:see? i was right. whole buncha bankers. You were both wrong because you suggested it would have minorities 'sprinkled' in when it's the bankers who are that.
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Dec 20, 2016 17:45
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Pollyanna posted:see? i was right. whole buncha bankers. Also a lot of government employees involved in various corruption schemes or official misconduct, plus what looks like a few cases of some kind of welfare fraud
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Dec 20, 2016 22:42
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quote:Randy Dale Cantu Niwot, CO A lot of these seem like really low-level crimes, based on the restitution amounts. I like this one in particular, because it seems like this guy got five years on probation over $170. But then poor people can be jailed for months for writing a few consecutive bad checks, too. Justice is random and capricious.
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Dec 21, 2016 00:33
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It's not random once you realize it's just all about loving poor people over.
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Dec 21, 2016 00:47
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Sai posted:just loving lmao that you guys give life sentences for distributing like 20 grams of coke I think the thing you're missing is that most of the people who receive such a sentence are black and therefore deserve it somehow.
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Dec 21, 2016 06:13
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ScrubLeague posted:I think the thing you're missing is that most of the people who receive such a sentence are black and therefore deserve it somehow. There's actually a case pending in regard to Atlanta Hawks forward Mike Scott where he had a ton of E and weed in the car his brother was driving and took the blame for it. They are probably going to plea that his civil rights were violated because they were pulled over for following too closely aka driving while black in rural Georgia. So a rich person could actually do a good thing for a lot of people if he gets off.
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Dec 21, 2016 14:46
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where's harambe's posthumous pardon you son of a bitch?
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Dec 21, 2016 14:51
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Darkman Fanpage posted:where's harambe's posthumous pardon you son of a bitch? are you insinuating that harambe did a crime you're the son of a bitch
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Dec 22, 2016 20:56
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Main Paineframe posted:only if its the kind of cocaine that poor black people use Are you telling me that being white means I can't smoke my white as hard, you snob? It's the only way I do it.
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Dec 23, 2016 10:37
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rudatron posted:i hope obama pardons me Is there a list of names? If so they better be prepared to get stalked by internet patriots until theyre found dead in an alley.
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