I've been doing some independent research on Australia and wanted to share some of the more important notes I took:
I hope that you are able to utilize this important information. * - Where is the Capitol? Seriously does anyone know? Maybe it's Perth or Toowoomba?** ** - I think they have a king or something Three-Phase fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Nov 14, 2016 |
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Also if you see any animal it can probably kill you. And you'll be in horrible horrible pain as you die.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 04:05 |
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one time russel crowe went around harrassing minorities |
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kangaroos and the dream time
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-boomerangs flying free in the wild -giant cans of beers and vegemite -friendly platypus's and wombats
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tim tam |
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people making fun of you for pronouncing emu as "eemoo" instead of "eemyou" |
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-Drop Bears -Double Drops Bears
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 04:22 |
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no one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in canberra, capital city of australia
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 01:54 |
Winnie blues and VB
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:04 |
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it's actually current that kills
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:07 |
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myDad posted:it's actually current that kills Riptides and longshore currents ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 02:28 |
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Three-Phase posted:Riptides and longshore currents Current events |
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They really hate it when they can see a lady's bra strap under her tank top (I learned that on America's Next Top Model so it has to be true) |
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In Melbourne they're obsessed with anything vaguely related to what they perceive as American hipster culture but they're like ten years behind so you could make a very successful business there by ripping off 5+ year old American trends and seeming way ahead of the curve |
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the east coast is always a little behind the west coast but at least america is a whole lot ahead on the whole dingo eating your baby thing, loving australians have t breed like rabbits because they keep losing os many kids to dingos. like just close your loving doors
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 03:45 |
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Luvcow posted:the east coast is always a little behind the west coast but at least america is a whole lot ahead on the whole dingo eating your baby thing, loving australians have t breed like rabbits because they keep losing os many kids to dingos. like just close your loving doors
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 04:02 |
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Luvcow posted:the east coast is always a little behind the west coast but at least america is a whole lot ahead on the whole dingo eating your baby thing, loving australians have t breed like rabbits because they keep losing os many kids to dingos. like just close your loving doors lol |
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Luvcow posted:the east coast is always a little behind the west coast but at least america is a whole lot ahead on the whole dingo eating your baby thing, loving australians have t breed like rabbits because they keep losing os many kids to dingos. like just close your loving doors |
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Luvcow posted:the east coast is always a little behind the west coast but at least america is a whole lot ahead on the whole dingo eating your baby thing, loving australians have t breed like rabbits because they keep losing os many kids to dingos. like just close your loving doors |
# ? Nov 15, 2016 05:36 |
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*if you hear "alf oil" they mean aluminum foil. *I hear that Fosters is not Australian for Beer and that they don't like it down there. *Australia has horrible internet. *Australia is near New Zealand.
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Cane toads. http://www.canetoadsinoz.com/ No wuckers, mate. |
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There was a jolly swagman camped at the billabong Under the shade of the coulibar tree BILL BRYSON'S NAUGHTY VERSION: Forgetting that spoons stir hot liquids much better The swagman immersed his tool in his tea And he sighed as he spied his poor willy boiling "I can't bugger you, so will you bugger me?" ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 01:20 |
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Vynar posted:*if you hear "alf oil" they mean aluminum foil. fosters was invented by the british to opress us when they saw us aussies were much better than them at everything. like if you sent your kid to his room for ruinging your work coding software programs and he releases flappy bird on the app store |
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Australia is advanced for an Earth society. Every morning they drink the ceremonial fungus tea and dig deep into the Earth. They have forged a great maw in the middle of the desert. As the pit deepens the maw grows more and more intelligent. It is gifted with life from the deep. The Ocean Below Oceans calls. Great Consciousnesses reach out to the Australians and grant them great boons of change.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 01:24 |
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Vynar posted:Australia is advanced for an Earth society. Every morning they drink the ceremonial fungus tea and dig deep into the Earth. They have forged a great maw in the middle of the desert. As the pit deepens the maw grows more and more intelligent. It is gifted with life from the deep. The Ocean Below Oceans calls. Great Consciousnesses reach out to the Australians and grant them great boons of change.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 21:33 |
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Three-Phase posted:I've been doing some independent research on Australia and wanted to share some of the more important notes I took: We use 220v here! Even 400v! <3 <3 Vanisher |
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I don't know what that is but the vapors alone can kill 500 full grown men, that guy holding it and the camera person are both dead now |
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also there happened to be 500 grown men downwind rip |
# ? Nov 22, 2016 02:05 |
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it's probably called something retarded- and Lewis-Carroll- and Australian-sounding like a bumblywhacker |
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beware the bumblywhack my son, the fronds that glinch, the borbs that pizz, fookin' blimey -- ancient Australian proverb |
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google THIS posted:beware the bumblywhack my son,
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 02:43 |
Fact: Waltzing Matilda was the national anthem until around 2009 when it was officially replaced by A I M Fire by the Australian musical geniuses called Art vs. Science. It's also the BYOBiest music video ever made that really sums up the Australian spirit. ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 04:05 |
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As a genuine real Australian I would like to confirm that all the facts posted itt are true and real. However that only goes for the first ten or so posts in this thread because the rest of the posts were posted after I pushed the submit reply button but before my lovely Australian internet trundled my post up the pipeline. |
# ? Nov 22, 2016 15:16 |
cmndstab posted:As a genuine real Australian I would like to confirm that all the facts posted itt are true and real. I think you can only get 100 characters per second across the Overland Telegraph cable. That's assuming it wasn't shorted out by a naughty kookaburra. ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 22, 2016 23:44 |
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Aussie guy: hold on mate I'm gonna make a post *sticks a yellowed piece of paper with the post written on it to the town posting board using an enormous knife as a tack* |
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Actually in reality i imagine all telecommunications in or out of australia are relayed across the ocean by small animals like the scene in rescuers down under |
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