An orgasm is the most alright a person can feel

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FactsAreUseless

Having sex and doing an orgasm is the most okay you can be. It is impossible to feel fine in a more correct way than by shooting orgasms on or in a person(s). Sex orgasming is the peak of the human feeling of being not too bad today.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:45

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FactsAreUseless

"I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost -- ooooh goooood can't complain, things are pretty okay I guess."

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:49

death sext

"hey wow, thanks for this nice orgasm, susan. that was really thoughtful."

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:54

FactsAreUseless

Having a talk with the HR department because Bernice's "hang in there, baby" poster is much too suggestive.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:56

FactsAreUseless

Trying to explain to her that she can't get pregnant, because my spicy boys are all dead, but she doesn't get the ref.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:58

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it seems like cows get to orgasm everyday and i think thats makes them really lucky

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:23

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

after orgasm I laugh a lot because I'm feeling pretty great and dicks are hilarious

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I bet orgasms will be a pretty big thing on the internet someday but don't quote me on that.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:50

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

"Orgasm futures are way up!" - a savvy business man

# ? Nov 16, 2016 22:51

Manifisto

Bo-Pepper posted:

I bet orgasms will be a pretty big thing on the internet someday but don't quote me on that.

one day the internet will learn to give itself an orgasm without human input

that's the skynet origin story, I assume

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:11

Plebian Parasite

Hmm. Yup, that's my orgasm. Very cool beans.

# ? Nov 16, 2016 23:14

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

You can be a doctor who has saved over a million babies from cancer but it don't mean jack if you can't get laid

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:30

Business Gorillas

FactsAreUseless posted:

Trying to explain to her that she can't get pregnant, because my spicy boys are all dead, but she doesn't get the ref.

The next time around consider diversifying your portfolio and maybe investing in hissing cockroaches or weevils

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:31

MrWillsauce

then why does she always cry?

# ? Nov 17, 2016 00:41

the littlest prince

it has been a while since doing a big orgasm but iirc it feels about the same as when I wake up and the sun is peeking through the blinds but I know that I must go to work, or when I get home and can relax but I cannot think of anything that would help me do that, or when I want to eat a big ice cream but there are no clean spoons and I have to either clean a spoon or use a different utensil but it doesn't really matter because by now I don't want to eat the big ice cream any more so I don't

so, really ok, maybe... I dunno

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:37

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MrWillsauce posted:

then why does she always cry?

Try sexy talk like, "I'm gonna respect the heck outta you" and "you're totally acceptible, babe"

# ? Nov 17, 2016 03:37

MrWillsauce

it's hard to talk because of how hard I'm crying

# ? Nov 17, 2016 04:17

A Spider Covets

FactsAreUseless posted:

"I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm almost -- ooooh goooood can't complain, things are pretty okay I guess."

# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:24

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so that's what keeps the north koreans happy? countrywide government sanctioned orgies!

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# ? Nov 17, 2016 06:53

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

build a better orgasm, and the world will beat off at your door.

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# ? Nov 17, 2016 07:50

bean mom

waht if your orgasms produce deep existential thoughts??

thats not alright to me

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# ? Nov 17, 2016 08:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

organism

# ? Nov 17, 2016 09:32

Senior Management

Do I have to go to the weird organic food section of the grocery store to buy them?

:jerry:

# ? Nov 17, 2016 10:46

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

organic orgasms locally raised thoughtfully harvested

# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:04

Manifisto

in the future, orgasms will be a controlled substance

there will be dwo checkpoints

drivers will be offered a cigarette, given a fluffy pillow and comfy blanket, asked whether they prefer to be the big spoon or the little spoon

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:31

FactsAreUseless

Vynar posted:

Do I have to go to the weird organic food section of the grocery store to buy them?

I get mine at Hole Foods.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:50

Manifisto

FactsAreUseless posted:

I get mine at Hole Foods.

I know it's killing brick and mortar, but it's just so much more convenient to shop at Amazon.cum

# ? Nov 17, 2016 15:53

FactsAreUseless

There's nothing like curling up in an armchair with a good book, a cup of cocoa, and just shooting orgasm goo all over the walls and floor like a loving sprinkler system.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:00

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

you know no matter how famous a person is they still get through the day one splooge at a time makes you think

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:04

FactsAreUseless

Fingerblasting my v-hole and b-hole at the dentist to stay zen through the root canal is leaving me with some real pavlovian feelings w/r/t Novocaine.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:07

FactsAreUseless

FDR kept America chillaxed through Pearl Harbor and the subsequent common area freakouts via a powerful system of wheelchair hydraulics just going hecka wrecka on his turbo tunnel, now that's a day that'll live in infamy.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:11

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Researchers are unsure how to share their recent findings that most adults diagnosed with ADHD are actually more likely to be suffering from another lesser known malady - NCES (Not Cumming Enough Syndrome).

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:20

Manifisto

Bo-Pepper posted:

you know no matter how famous a person is they still get through the day one splooge at a time makes you think

well sure, if you limit your horizons to the orgasm

me, I'm chasing the ANDgasm

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:27

FactsAreUseless

Many narcoleptics are actually sex addicts. It's a tragedy, really.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:28

FactsAreUseless

Sex is one of the most universal experiences, insofar as everyone in the universe has boned your mom.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:32

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hahahha ... hey

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:33

Bhauk

sex orgasm

# ? Nov 17, 2016 16:49

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I'm surprised you people can type with all the hair growing from your palms not to mention I'd assume you've all gone blind by this point in your extravagant lust filled lives. I can only assume you're all using some kind of speech to text software.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 17:32

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I do all my posting using an infinite amount of sex monkeys typing on an infinite amount of keyboards and also they jerk me off.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 17:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:17

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

At the peak of ecstasy my ears are filled with the sounds of screeching primates hacking at keys to randomly generate reams of Donkey Kong slash fiction.

# ? Nov 17, 2016 18:05

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