Jerry Cotton posted:

this is Jerry Cotton from rear end Fart Inc.

Pick posted:

America already has a strong undercurrent of "soft eugenics" and it's never come close to solving poo poo.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Nice, I think I saw that shirt at Hot Topic

spit on my clit posted:

anchovy pizza is the best for me. hell, i love anchovies in general

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

In America if you are not extremely vocal and extreme in your opinions, you are nothing

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't agree with the first part but the "Swearnet" seasons are definitely the worst of the main show.

WampaLord posted:

They know their audience, though. There's a whole science behind thumbnail selection and title creation and I bet most of them are really good at analyzing viewer data.

Das Boo posted:

hanging out in a wedding dress, vengefully

Tiggum posted:

Drink this, I dare you.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The fact that they need to specify to drink it chilled makes me want to try it warm just to see why.

Jerry Cotton posted:

You Are A Elf posted:

I think as long as you sing this while consuming the bottle, it's perfectly fine and legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZynyHW2hfw

Blue Star posted:

Picking your nose and getting a really satisfying booger that's been clogging your upper nostril is good.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Blood clot.

Collateral Damage posted:

There's a short movie/documentary on youtube about a family that went absolutely mental over beanie babies and put all their savings and every spare penny they had into buying them as an investment. Buying out all the local toy stores' stock as soon as they opened after getting a delivery, going on cross country trips just to find rare ones, that sort of thing. They still had thousands of worthless beanie babies all neatly sorted sitting in their basement. It seemed like they had come to their senses and accepted that they had been stupid though.

At work at the moment so I can't look it up, but it shouldn't be too hard to find.

Aramek posted:

It feels like "It's okay to be different" is a central theme, and that ain't my bag, but I can see why internet people like it.

Aesop Poprock posted:

This is one of the weirder examples of kid logic I've heard in a while. What was your reasoning behind somehow getting a second pizza?

Mu Zeta posted:

One of my favorite scenes in the movie is the unisex shower scene. Fascism sucks but in this future they finally reached gender and racial equality and they only sexualized it a little bit. If you watch the scene again nobody is ogling at each other whatsoever.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I thought for whatever reason that the coupons had value to the company and they wanted them, which is why they will trade you free stuff to get them. I figured once the supply ran out I could use their rarity as leverage to get more out of them.

It was stupid but in my defense I was like 5 years old.

You Are A Elf posted:

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a "man" Q-Tip? I've never heard this before and it sounds dumb as hell.

Das Boo posted:

That is really cute and I'm glad for him. I saw Umberto D for the first time tonight and I'm on a pet salvation high.

Das Boo posted:

Speaking of film, I really wish the States would put less stock in how hot their actors are. I can't tell a lot of the fuckers apart, or at least am really bad at confusing [x] for [y] since they're all set to such a narrow standard of "acceptable." Foreign actors are always very memorable for how different they look or, hey, maybe because they're better actors than they are models. More Peter Lorres, fewer... whoever those kids in Cloverfield were. All of them.

sassassin posted:

That's underthinking. If people are genuinely missing an obvious point, accuse them of thinking badly, not of thinking too much.

The only reason to fear "overthinking" is if you are worried that your opinions might change if you pay too close attention. In a society where huge numbers of people forge identities based on the media they consume, this is understandable.

No one wants to believe their favourite TV doctor engages is a "secret" misogynist, as what does that say about them?

"Switch your brain off and enjoy it" is an mantra of an egotistical coward.

quote:

Caetlin Benson-Allott’s claim in her book Killer Tapes and Shattered Screens [...] draws a link between VHS and the opening credits of the 1980 film Friday the 13th, where the title card appears to crash through a glass plane, the shards spinning out menacingly towards the viewer. Although it is hardly the first time a title sequence has broken the fourth wall, this act explicitly positions the film as a televisual work, designed to threaten the hermetic nature of the home viewer’s TV-set. This moment, she writes, is emblematic of the massive shift in film spectatorship towards VHS and the home-video viewer. The broken glass is a historical marker of puncture, of a new dynamic between film and viewer that hits you where you live.

Tony Bologna posted:

Sci-fi is all authoritarian garbage.

Grandmother of Five posted:

Anti-establishment sentiments that takes the form of any kind of authoritarianism is frighteningly short-sighted.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Thai food in general isn't very good. It's my least favorite of all the Asian countries cuisines. Laotian is a close second. But nothing will ever be as bad as Ethiopian food. It is hot garbage served on disgusting bread that tastes like a sponge and paper towel had sex with sourdough. Its just disgusting globs of over spiced stew thrown onto a trencher. No idea how anyone can like it.

Baronjutter posted:

Here's an unpopular opinion:
Spending more than like a grand or so on vet costs is an extravagant and selfish waste of money, specially with a really old suffering animal. Put the poor animal down and get another one. I love animals and pets and if you're well off I get wanting to spend a couple grand on an operation to save your 2 year old dog who is great and the operation will make him fine. That's understandable and almost reasonable. But people who create gofundme's or cry on facebook that they just HAD to spend $2000 on surgery to prolong the life of their 10 year old blind incontinent cat and now can't pay rent or their student loans are idiotic. Fantastic, you just wasted all your money so this poor animal can suffer on another few months maybe, all because you're too big of a blubbery baby to do the right thing and put them down.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I forgot about this shirt

Aesop Poprock posted:

Stuart Little was the only book I remember really hating as a kid and it was because of its bullshit ending.

Aramek posted:

I want the opposite of that, I want everyone to be a citizen and have all the rights thereof. Through the total unified rule of the one world government that had eliminated country borders and annexed all cultures by its velvet fist.

Mmmm, soft velvet fist.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Do you also get angry when people are described as 'entrepreneurs'?

Mr.Tophat posted:

Or maybe they're about to sell you a juicer!

lemon-lyme disease posted:

Like, if the parent were to calmly confiscate and sell the device is that pretty much just as bad in your mind, or?

quote:

Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment!

Parents please let your children read this auction.

It was a glory day when my son received his Play Station 2. This beloved machine was his prize possession. He played, if not for hours at a time. When he would not take care of anything else, but he took care of this little treasure of his. Ground him, take away phone privileges………….anything but this PS2.

UP FOR AUCTION OR

FOR SALE DUE TO PUNISHMENT

PLAY STATION 2

PS2

USED

PLAYS GREAT! ASK MY SON

CHICKNWING@SBCGLOBAL.NET

COMES WITH TWO CONTROLERS

SOME TYPE OF MEMORY CARD

NO GAMES

NO RESERVE

Here is the story: This weekend my 13 year old son decided to be destructive, deceptive and disobedient. I had a bugle I was selling on Ebay and while I was out he decided to “play” with it. Sunday morning when the auction was to end, He picked up the bugle and asked me if I knew it was broken. He handed me the bugle which he had “played” with and both solder joints were broken and since it was out of alignment the slide is now stiff.

Lets back up one night. That was the tip of the iceberg. Saturday night I send my son & his friend to the skating rink like the rest of the parents. I was to pick him up from the skating rink after it ended. Well he went home, while I was not there with his friend and they invited someone I do not know to the house while WE were not there. I get home about 11:30 PM and find the house is wrecked. Beer was missing. Confronted son and friends about beer…Yes they had drank the beer. -$6.00 Strike one!

Get up the next morning only the find the mysteriously broken bugle! -$51.00 Strike Two!

Here is the kicker…………..Husband finds the corkscrew in the floor and part of a cork in the floor. Ask son who is play his beloved Play Station 2 if he has any thing he would like to tell us?

Son- “No”

Dad- “Really?

Son- “No”

Dad- “what did you use this corkscrew for?”

Son- “To open the beer.”

Dad- “What about this cork?”

Son- “What cork?”

Dad- “This cork.”

Son “Oh, THAT cork. I drank some wine too.”

Dad- “Well I hope you enjoyed that because it cost $120.00 a bottle!”

LET THE YELLING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right my 13 year old son drank a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne- 1995. PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE WITH PART OF A CORK AND THE LITTLE METAL THING BACK ON TOP! -$120.00.

THAT BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE WAS A GIFT THAT WE HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR OVER A YEAR FOR THAT “SPECIAL” OCCASION.

SO I AM MINUS ABOUT $177 FOR THIS WEEKEND LITTLE ANTICS. NOT TO MENTION THE AGGRAVATION OF THE ARUGING, LYING AND DECEPTION. I AM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD. EVEN A 6’3” 13 YEAR OR ANY ONE WHO DISRESPECTS ME & MY STUFF.

SO CHILDREN LISTEN UP DO NOT DISRESPECT YPUR PARENTS YOUR FRIENDS OR YOURSELF BECAUSE US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND WE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT ANY AND ALL THINGS YOU TRY TO HIDE.

I AM SELLING THOS PRIZE possession TO RECOOP WHAT I LOST.

THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL PICTURE BUT I WILL ADD ONE OF THE ACTUAL SYSTEM WHEN I GET A CHANCE TO TAKE A PICTURE.

HAPPY BIDDING!

Guy Goodbody posted:

How do you divide up three shifts to cover a ten hour day?

Think before you post next time.