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caboodle posted:The clues in the name. Women dont have a penis. Well this was a fun thread.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The best one was when they served professional wine tasters the cheapest white wine they could fin with red food coloring in it put in a really fancy bottle with an intricate label and the wine tasters were like "mmmm really really good red wine. The best stuff!" That might be a bit of exaggeration but I remember reading about that too. Wine tasters had absolutely no god damned clue what they were talking about. There were incidences where they would say that a white wine with food coloring added was totally a red wine, we can tell by how it tastes! I think Sommeliers could probably tell the difference. But here, have a clickbate video showing whiskey reviewers trying different whiskeys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhdlSpfzPvo
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Jan 4, 2017 04:37
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Jerry Cotton posted:I think Fireball used to be classified as a liqueur here but then they stopped selling it because it has too much propylene glycol. Is "propylene glycol" fancy scientist talk for "bottled bad decisions"?
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Jan 4, 2017 05:00
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Das Boo posted:Give me your goddamn vodka. Good, bad, I don't give a gently caress. I will drink the poo poo out of it. Vodka is awesome because the better it is the less it tastes like anything. If you can find Wheatley's Vodka drop the ~$20 on it and never look back. Tito's is also an acceptable cheap amazing vodka.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:22
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Sic Semper Goon posted:I'm personally indifferent, but I have noticed whenever the subject comes up, the reaction to even the mildest criticism of the practise is comparable to the reaction of someone openly swearing allegiance to the Third Reich. I'm covered in tattoos and I still tell people they are a form of self mutilation. Because they are. I like the way they look, sometimes, but you're still cutting your skin open and pouring goop into it to make yourself look different.
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Jan 5, 2017 00:09
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steinrokkan posted:People have always been poo poo. Cannibalism isn't illegal as long as you don't murder the person or steal a body or anything right? Or is it only if its a survival situation?I have no idea how it works if you have to draw lots while adrift at sea or anything though. DOubt anyone would be prosecuted for that, but you never know.
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Jan 5, 2017 00:33
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So you can't buy medical cadavers and open up the newest restaurant sensation? Lame.
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Jan 5, 2017 01:15
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Do we need headstones for the dead? People just do things to feel good about them.
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Jan 5, 2017 02:27
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Choco1980 posted:If Alton Brown is to be believed that's due to the higher priced stuff being purified more. So what you do is get one of those brita pitchers you pour the water into and it purifies it on your countertop. Only instead you buy cheap vodka and send it through the pitcher 5 or 6 times, and have absolutely top shelf quality stuff for bottom shelf prices. Or just spend $20 on either of the bottles I just told you about and call it a day.
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Jan 5, 2017 05:14
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Pastry of the Year posted:Well, you do eat rear end. Start here if you want to tempt fate with room temperature swill against all advice: I one time fell asleep on a park bench at like 4am in Chicago in December with nothing but a coat on and two bottles of Night Train in me and I've never slept more soundly or warm in my life. That poo poo is like a liquid Hilton to the homeless.
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Jan 5, 2017 21:57
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Me too! edit: Though I wasn't homeless. Just didn't make it home.
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Jan 5, 2017 22:00
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You Are A Elf posted:Did you get me my Cheese Whiz, Boy? *nonchalantly tosses you your can of Cheez Wiz *drives through Daley Plaza
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Jan 6, 2017 14:40
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Jastiger posted:Biscuits and gravy are disgusting and it is shameful its so popular in the midwest Thought that was a southern thing. Unless you mean you're upset that people eat it in the midwest, which doesn't make a lot of sense since you can walk into pretty much any diner in the US and get them. So maybe what you're trying to say is you don't like it?
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Jan 6, 2017 15:28
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I have never heard of this style of pizza. Are you thinking of a juicy Lucy?
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Jan 7, 2017 04:13
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I like The Big Bang Theory. It's just stupid jokes wrapped in nerd references. Add in them saying "gently caress" a whole bunch and it's Silicon Valley.
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Jan 7, 2017 14:22
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I don't pretend it's a good show, I just like it because it's a show obviously written by people that teased nerdy kids in high school and nerds still like it.
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Jan 7, 2017 15:04
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Has anyone seen that Outdoors show? It may be the worst thing I've ever seen. And Stephen Fry is horrible in it.
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Jan 7, 2017 15:13
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Frozen was the first Disney animated movie that I've seen since I was a kid and I had to shut it off by the second song. I can't say the same about even the worst pixar movie. Frozen was terrible because there was no bad guy song. It didn't even have a real antagonist until the last 5 minutes and even then it was garbage. Tangled was good.
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Jan 7, 2017 15:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm an astronomer and everyone I've heard talk about it at work hate it. I think the people who honestly use the term "nerd blackface" are even worse than the fans of the show though. Hating it because it's not funny and the references are uninteresting is fine, hating it because you are offended by the portrayal of nerds is weird. I think anyone would be offended by being compared to Sheldon. Edit: It would be like comparing someone to the mom from Malcolm in the Middle.
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Jan 7, 2017 16:28
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Tangled was good because it had that song in the bad guys bar.  Also terrible people are usually the people that get their way in real life so it's a terrific lesson to teach kids.
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Jan 7, 2017 17:28
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Das Boo posted:I honestly think it'd be a good idea to make a children's film about coping with the idea that bad people sometimes go unpunished. Duh, that's what Beauty and the Beast is for.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:01
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It had two Disney Princesses in one movie.
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Das Boo posted:The... fairy? I take it? The kidnapping Beast of course. The Peter Theil of Disney princes.
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Jan 7, 2017 18:24
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How dare you speak ill of my pet hermit crabs.
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Jan 7, 2017 20:23
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You don't walk your coral or take it to coral parks to socialize it with other coral? You're a bad coral parent.
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Jan 7, 2017 20:31
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Fry has an awesome voice for a host.
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Jan 7, 2017 20:33
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steinrokkan posted:Check out The Unbelievable Truth with David Mitchell for how to host this sort of show properly. Fry was too much of a smug blowhard, and it wore on me fast. Fry really is very clever and knowledgeable when people are whispering clever and knowledgeable things into his headset.
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Jan 7, 2017 21:17
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Tiggum posted:A life-support system is an artificial life extending device. Those mean the same thing. And it really doesn't matter if someone's 60 or 600, if they've got something they need to live and you just take it away, you're a murderer. I'd love to do shrooms with you.
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Jan 8, 2017 04:41
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Das Boo posted:I like the stereotype of Americans being overly friendly and boisterous with strangers. It pisses the hell outta my BIL's German relatives and it's great. I wanna go to Germany sometime this year. Are you saying that I shouldn't do the typical American greeting of a firm open hand slap to the rear end of same sex introductions? How the hell am I supposed to greet people then?
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Jan 8, 2017 12:15
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I wonder why Americans are more boisterous and outgoing than Europeans. My guess would be that our country is bigger than their continent so we're only used to dealing with ourselves instead of traveling 80 miles and being in a totally different culture.
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I've only been to Mexico and Canada outside of the US and everyone I met in those countries seemed like neighborhood friends. Outgoing, super nice, and loved drinking with the American.
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Instead of eugenics I think fixing potential problems genetically while in the womb would be a better thing to focus on. Imagine a world where you can just pop that extra chromosome out of the embryo and eliminate down syndrome.
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Jan 10, 2017 02:41
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I think we've all seen Jurassic Park, so we know that women will start turning into frogs and then mate. Or something.
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Jan 10, 2017 02:50
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The only reason I like the original trilogy of Star Wars was because I saw them when I was a kid. I don't know why new generations clomp onto them besides "its nerdy and I want to associate with nerd culture."
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Jan 11, 2017 16:00
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Impossible! I'm an idiot
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Jan 11, 2017 16:39
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Jastiger posted:Why would the latter be bad? Now we're cooking! 
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I'm a rich business mogul who needs a male heir to pass my company down to. Gotta make sure he's straight too, can't have my name go to some gay guy who won't have a real family. Don't Japanese business men adopt adult male heirs for exactly this reason already?
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Jan 11, 2017 19:52
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WampaLord posted:Do you think anyone is doing this because "gently caress yes, now I get a defective baby!" because that's the impression you're giving off here. I'm sure there are some of those people out there.
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Grandmother of Five posted:for some reason an image springs to my mind of being seated at a SS dinner party, desperately wanting to change the current topic of conversation, leaning in to Dr. Mengele and Himmler, saying that i like to put ketchup on hot dogs. They'd be in the moral right looking at you with disgust.
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