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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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According to some outlets she has been confirmed

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

anyone who says it is confirmed is full of poo poo. most likely? sure. confirmed? no.

Confirmed as in she is the pick not as in she is confirmed by the Senate. Don't be all fash


https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/donald-trump-taps-betsy-devos-for-education-secretary/

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Avshalom posted:

i was born with the gift of a golden voice

Tbqh I don't think this will be useful when human language is going to be replaced with guttural grunts and gestures in the coming years

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Avshalom posted:

luckily i was also born with the gift of a golden rear end

this will be useful in our barter and gold based world economy

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I have a good background in emergency medical care so I feel like I will have some skills that may elevate my position in post apocalyptic america

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kustomkarkommando posted:

when I spoke against the Dutch menace people mocked me

Pretty sure that was the Danish and not the Dutch



Racist

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I am gonna crush this Thanksgiving Dinner cooking

Green Bean Casserole

Brown Sugar / Mustard Glazed Ham

Blue Berry Yum Yum

Dressing

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I am also writing a novel

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Been prep cooking. Gonna start a novel on this thread.


Hollismason closed his laptop screen. The cities scheduled brown out for non citizen use of electronic devices was a few minutes away and he still wanted to microwave some noodles.

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Jun 30, 2007
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Opinions on this cat who helped me cook

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Yea he is kind of mouthy and I'm just like no pie is not good for you

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I am defeated by prep cooking for Thanksgiving

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

you should have started yesterday

also spent four years as a line cook

Weirdly I did actually spend 2 years as a line cook.

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exmarx posted:

this owns:

Uber came to Parliament today hoping to win over MPs deciding what the future of the taxi industry will look like.

But the company's Australasian executives ran into some resistance from MPs who appeared to be struggling with the very concept of a disruptive ride-sharing business.

Appearing before Parliament's Transport Committee, Uber New Zealand general manager Richard Menzies tried to argue that the company should not have to adopt outdated taxi requirements like logbooks, signage and stringent driver and vehicle checks.

But first he was forced to explain to the committee, over and over again, that Uber was not a "rank and hail" taxi company.

National MP Alastair Scott was the first to bite.

"We're concerned that you could get some gypsy operators who are not licensed by anyone appearing on a taxi rank."

Labour MP Sue Moroney interjected, offering a more politically-correct term: "Cowboys".

"Cowboys, gypsies, whatever," Scott said.

Menzies politely explained that an Uber vehicle could only be ordered through its app.

"People can't simply spot at Uber and jump into random car," he said.

Labour MP Sue Moroney wasn't convinced.

"How do you know that? How do you know that people who are your drivers are not sitting at taxi stands or being hailed?"

Menzies, looking slightly bemused, said: "We don't use taxi ranks."

Green MP Jan Logie noted that the law change would allow Uber to use taxi ranks - how did Uber feel about that?

Menzies, again: "The way our system is currently set up, we don't need taxi ranks."

At that point National backbencher Paul Foster-Bell appeared to sum up the situation: "Do you think Parliament should be grasping that this is a different paradigm we are talking about?"

Menzies began spelling out the benefits of the company. By putting more people in fewer cars, he said, the company had reduced carbon emissions in New Zealand by 55 metric tonnes.

Moroney had more pressing concerns. Under the law changes, Uber cars would be able to use transit lanes on New Zealand motorways.

Wouldn't it be worth signing up as an Uber driver just to use transit lanes? she asked. And how could you tell whether it was an Uber car using a transit lane if it was unmarked?

For once, Menzies appeared to be caught off-guard. "I'm not 100 per cent familiar with all the details," he said.

As it was becoming apparent that no MP on the committee had ever used the Uber service, National MP and technophile Maurice Williamson piped up that he was a "massive fan".

But he did not favour the ordinary Uber, he said. He wanted to know when Uber New Zealand would roll out Uber Black - the company's VIP service.

By now, Uber's committee appearance had gone well overtime. But Moroney wanted one last shot, asking Uber whether it would actually follow any rules set by Parliament.

"All I want to hear is that you won't be breaking the law," she said.

Menzies raised his hands in front of his face, wordlessly, as the committee chairman brought the session to a close.

How the hell is cowboy a better word than gypsy instead of I dunno Romani

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Maybe I am paranoid but there is no way Hillary Clinton didn't by proxy through Jill Stein do this whole recount thing

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I am sorry I have been cooking all night. Soon I will post picture of my HAM

Hollismason fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Nov 24, 2016

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It's wasn't done yet . Apple Cider Vinegar , Light Brown Sugar, Mustard Glaze. Then cooked on the grill with applewood smoked chips.

This is it finished

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Jun 30, 2007
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None of you can compete with my families ability to concern troll over food

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Because it is delicious

cinci zoo sniper posted:

but is it organic anyways

THE TURKEY WILL NOT BE TOO DRY

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Jun 30, 2007
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From scratch that sounds good

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Gonna miss Obama so bad

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All my dinner fixings came out well but I bought those self rise yeast rolls


You are brave for attempting fresh rolls though

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I ate dinner with my liberal family in Chicago

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

how was the deep dish pizza this year?

We didn't cook it and it's a casserole

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Jun 30, 2007
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Why do you take offense at people who worship black



I've decided the best course of action is to just eat left overs all day long ,read comics, and never leave the house

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Southern Fried Oysters are in every way superior to Clams.

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Jun 30, 2007
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the hell is a aggie

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BUT THEY PROVIDED HEALTHCARE ( to fix their broken bones from all the torture parties Castro threw), THEY CAN READ (papers informing them that their family members have been detained indefinitely ) THEY WERE SOCIALIST ( defined as a authoritarian government who sentenced thousands of people to death some for being homosexual agitators)

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Maybe Castro was killed by the CIA through a very slow acting poison?

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LOL at the poster in USPOL who's arguing with someone who's grandfather was tortured by Castro insisting maybe he was kind of nice

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Welp, just had to call the cops because some guy is screaming at the top of his lungs for help and saying someone is hitting them with a baseball bat

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Jun 30, 2007
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Oh noe

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It's still my favorite thing that Tony the Tiger's twitter has to make statements about not tweeting Furry Porn at him

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...k&ICID=ref_fark


It's the best


THE




BEST

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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No I mean it's the best

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Just ate half a bag of Chips Ahoy


Don't know how to feel about that emotionally

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Gin and Juche posted:

You probably ate half a bag of cookies so that you don't know what you're feeling emotionally in the first place

ororboros of cookie eating

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Butt blasted, rectum ragnaroked, anal jihaded

1 of these three is going to be my new band name

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Jun 30, 2007
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Just loving leave

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

to the dessert!

Fixed

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Berke Negri posted:

whats everyone saying my name for

AVSHALOM has had a divine vision of your death.

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