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Rhesus Pieces posted:How many dadchatters died in the post-election toxx massacre anyway i've been dead going on 11 years now. i was an iraqi teenager killed by a white phosphorus bomb.
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my soul fused with the bombed out rubble of a concrete apartment complex. sensing that america must be crushed, I began a long journey across deserts and meadows and ocean floors. I am: the rebar horror
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Nov 20, 2016 03:40
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sometimes i lean against buildings where children gather and whisper things like "the quran" or "marlyn manson"
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Nov 20, 2016 03:43
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exmarx posted:i'm trying to decide between watching david ayer's suicide squad and the chomsky/foucault debate watch suicide squad on mute, overdubbed by chomsky/foucalt
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Nov 20, 2016 03:44
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tentative8e8op posted:chatthread, again but I just had chatthread for lunch.
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Nov 20, 2016 04:22
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the dad in charge of this chat takes immoral indulgences. i declare myself antidad
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Nov 20, 2016 04:35
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exmarx posted:don't ! the haramble meme
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Nov 20, 2016 05:28
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love trumps hate was such a bad slogan not only does it put name recognition for your campaign on the opponent, but spoken aloud it can be taken the wrong way: "me? I looooove trump's hate"
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Nov 20, 2016 05:40
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okay my paid consultants, let's get this brainstorm sesh going. how do you like the sound of... "Gotta Have That Vote!"
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Nov 20, 2016 07:18
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"America... it's!" "Work Do Big Go Fast Strong Nicely" "That's my pres!" "Fulfilling our obligation" "Never give up. Trust your instincts." "He Drew First Blood" "Yeah!!!!!"
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Nov 20, 2016 07:28
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e: huh that's weird the super/sub formatting shows up in previews but not in posts.
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Nov 20, 2016 07:34
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our basic bargain: lower prices. every day. wal mart. my favorite is "secure the future" though
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Nov 20, 2016 09:04
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PupsOfWar posted:"I'm just an average-looking nice guy!" screamed elliott rodger, decapitating his roommate with a machete. "why won't girls look at meeeEeeEe?" more like idiot rodger, amiright? heh he...
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Nov 20, 2016 19:59
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i mean elliot rodger??? didn't even both to buy more than one rodger & become elliot rodgers. dumass
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Nov 20, 2016 20:00
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*et voice* Elliot.... phone home.... (elliot rodger, picking up phone, dialing number, and waiting 2 seconds before hanging up bc of rear end-devastating phone anxiety) world is against me
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Nov 20, 2016 20:04
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i'll bet most people working in the private sector feel something like that
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Nov 20, 2016 23:56
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sometimes i transport things no one would ever need, or for a company like dow
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Nov 20, 2016 23:58
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I think the philosopher/comedy show host Karl Marx called it something like "alien nation" when you feel that way. workers all across the land feel like their bodies are controlled by alien probes.
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Nov 21, 2016 00:01
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Avshalom posted:all my life i've wondered if cleaning motel rooms is the most depressing job imaginable because you work so hard to get everything so clean for the sole purpose of people coming in and making it disgusting again. and now that i'm doing a completely pointless job just so that other people can come in and undo it in an endlessly recursive cycle, i think the answer is yes dishwashing for 8 hrs straight in a restaurant is kinda like that. lots of bad smells, lots of crusted-on spots, lots of wasted food. if you get too close to the machine, your hand gets burned. get out at 1am. still that job was less bad than working in a mall food court because at least I didn't have to deal with customers or managers constantly
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Nov 21, 2016 00:04
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how could a manager expect a person getting paid the minimum wage of $7.80 to both do their job quickly in front of a hot grill and show genuine smiles to uncaring customers
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Nov 21, 2016 00:13
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Avshalom posted:confront them with the rictus of the grave I ended up using a fake accent that was difficult to understand and when questioned about it I would say I was from lithuania
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Nov 21, 2016 00:16
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driving truck is okay and has its perks compared to everything else i've done (except working in the stands at a baseball stadium, that was fun) still i feel like i should probably start doing something full time to help friends in the face of the coming Global Suckening
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Nov 21, 2016 00:24
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Matoi Ryuko posted:By pushing themselves to build up compassion for all living beings by remembering that our paths through the universe may only cross for this one tiny moment in time where this person is ordering a taco from me. but what if you don't like crossing paths with people because you're conditioned to shrink away from anything loud or potentially threatening
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Nov 21, 2016 00:27
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I give you your taco from behind this bulletproof, soundproof window
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Nov 21, 2016 00:28
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and this plague will be called H a m i l t o n
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Nov 21, 2016 00:39
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the great memening spreads across the land. It spares no man or child. It takes the pious and the sinner, the lamb and the lion.
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Nov 21, 2016 00:42
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feral children of the suburbs all gather in the town square, piling their pokemon cards and parents' remains onto a great sacrificial pyre in hopes of fresh rains. the old god is dead! now the dark ones is best friend
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Nov 21, 2016 00:47
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posses of irony boys scour the plains for male victims. at some point their divine mantra lost a word, thus they became a death cult. now they roam with machetes, collecting members in fleshy necklaces that serve witness to their demented ape god, forever shouting "dicks for harmabe! dicks for harambe!"
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Nov 21, 2016 00:55
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sleeps with a stuffed-with-c4 animal
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Nov 21, 2016 01:04
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:if you're working the grill why do you have to interact with customers at all. that's the boh privilege it's a food court, the grill was right by the counter and you were expected to perform for customers
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Nov 21, 2016 01:30
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a cut of the training video that played on a continuous loop in the back room to instill adherence to company policies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSd33vxhVpc
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Nov 21, 2016 01:41
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Gin and Juche posted:Is this the start of that Jesus miracle? no, no babies are being born there (good memebaking)
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Nov 21, 2016 03:29
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snl should have been canceled long ago
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Nov 21, 2016 06:19
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obnoxious democrat tv show: "okay, here's the reason democrats lost,"
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Nov 21, 2016 06:22
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I will watch snl if it becomes a contest of axe battling to the death between everyone on its staff
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Nov 21, 2016 06:23
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hornets and sidewinders are released into the fray
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Nov 21, 2016 06:24
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Avshalom posted:having read the best survivalist manual written in our time, mccarthy's the road, i understand that in months to come no matter what i do only divine grace will stand between me and death, and also that hope is a cruel lie and the best thing to do is just shoot myself at the first sign of societal deterioration i know it's a different book but have you considered joining the glanton gang
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Nov 21, 2016 22:49
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are you ready for one hundred years of radditude?? *does skateboard trick so insane that the skateboard goes straight through my chest in the one place it wouldn't kill me*
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Chelb posted:in my opinion, love trumps hate hove lumps tater
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