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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Hollismason posted:

I am eating fig newtons and drinking tea


What is the opinion of fig newtons around here

they're good OP

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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i'm famously angry about politics so no one in my family said poo poo about it. we talked about my parent's wishes in the event of their deaths instead. then we had cake and had a belated birthday celebration for myself.

it was nice!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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dad managed to cook a turkey in a fashion that didn't leave it dry as a bone for the first time in my 26 years on this planet. that was a nice surprise.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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See, this is what happens when you don't fund art programs.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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lol at the idea of a factory worker being normal in america anymore.

it's all about the service industry now.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Lol, of course Greenville makes the "most like America in the 1950's" list

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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trump is deffo a Mussolini type of fascist.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Wishbone holding up surprisingly well imo.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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stone cold posted:

also han and lando

and chewbacca

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Shbobdb posted:

He's not gay, he transcends sexuality because Lucas is a loving child who hates his ex wife (who he fears is better than him,) so his idealized man rejects women entirely as opposed to getting the girl.

Lucas has bad ideas on gender.

the girl is his sister

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Shbobdb posted:

Not in the first movie she wasn't. Then his wife showed him up, made him feel inadequate and he made the universe cockblock Luke so he'd become a sexless monk.

It made for a great reveal and a fun movie but it came from a very bad place.

Ah yes. The immense and obvious romantic chemistry between luke and leia in the first star wars. :geno:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Disinterested posted:

look this may seem like an off the wall question but




















have you ever hosed a watermelon

i would also like an answer to this question

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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*stands bravely* No, I'm Effectronica!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I'm also Small Frozen Thing, Chelb, and Absurd Alhazred. Dance puppets!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

What did people actually use those for? Trapper Keepers I mean.

They kept their traps in 'em.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

So why aren't they called Trap Keepers?

I did a bit of Bing Image Searching or BISing for short and it appears to just be a sort of binder. I guess it's a cool-looking binder nothing wrong with that.

You had to intentionally misspell things to be cool and sell stuff to kids in the late '90s.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Neurolimal posted:

I would say that being a confidant to multiple sobbing victims since before I even left goddamn puberty has had more of an effect than "manpain" whatever the gently caress that is.

This could just be me testostertyping my malemotions and assaulting you with my mascomputer though.

Yes, and you care so much about that pain that you've tried to use them to justify being a poo poo on the internet. Well done there, councilor.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Like Itunes.

Replacing s with z was also acceptable.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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city of doves posted:

i recognise your innocence. you may dine at my table



a single tear rolls down kalstrams eye, and he doesn't know why

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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See, there you go you just moved 150,000 units.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Volkerball posted:

Lol what are they gonna go, go on strike

Who are you going to pay to bust up that strike? The police?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Sounds treasonous.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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paranoid randroid posted:

thats a lie, dadchat was never good

i remember when it split off of what would eventually become USPol, like some sort of wretched amoeba.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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R. Mute posted:

didn't uspol exist before dadchat?

It was the republican rebuilding thread back then.


We used to do two thousand posts a day around here.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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WrenP-Complete posted:

I'll get posting lung if we need to increase production that much!

well yeah why do you think rotd is so small?

It's not because he's an elf, we just say that to make the company not look quite as evil.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Martha Stewart Undying posted:

mostly fuckbarrels actually

Goddamn shame about the fuckbarrel economy collapsing. we lost a lot of good posting jobs to that one. young folk don't got a reason to stay no more

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Majorian posted:

People overvalued the fuckbarrel. It just wasn't sustainable. We need a Consumer Fuckbarrel Protection Bureau imo.

You can't just replace an industry whole communities have been built around, you poltroon. You can't just go to a bunch of posters who have been making fuckbarrels for 20, even 30 weeks and tell them that they're all going to have to learn to make memes now. People don't work that way.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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belgians aren't even real

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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an utter fiction

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Exactly

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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All of my friends are big into music, but none of it is the same music. So we don't talk about it much.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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You talk about country by declaring that it has produced nothing of worth for the past X number of years, and by nodding your head when someone else complains about the Nashville style artistically strangling the entire genre to death.

That's it. That's all the convos about country.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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mandatory lesbian posted:

is ragtime country???

I... don't think so?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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vyelkin posted:

what is the difference between country and western

Where it's made and number of pick up truck mentions per minute.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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We should just give Maine to the Canadians. We're barely even using it.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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What's the thread feeling on tech n9ne?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Martha Stewart Undying posted:


in other news i bought a sequin inlaid suit

Why?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Martha Stewart Undying posted:

to go w/ my sequin inlaid shoes duh

Okay.

Why do you have sequin inlaid shoes?


What do sequins bring to the wardrobe, I guess is what I really want to know.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Note to self: Never wear sequins.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Martha Stewart Undying posted:

ive started considering closing my back accounts and start buying/burying ammo+food+stylish survivalist clothes supply caches

You probably want to include some TP in there too.

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