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Nov 20, 2016 05:50
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Badger of Basra posted:it sucks when a wikipedia article on something you're interested in is hard to read because of terrible writing
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Nov 20, 2016 06:08
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i am struggling with a profound feeling that i should be doing more to help the advancement of our species instead of helping a coal mine wrestle an endless ouroboros of paperwork into an unuseable system that gets demolished every second day anyway when someone is getting audited and in a panic takes all the files out of the boxes i painstakingly sorted them into and flings them all over the desk out of order
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Nov 20, 2016 23:54
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i could be spending nine hours a day writing a novel if i was at all capable or disciplined, instead i'm frittering my life away in a completely pointless job that isn't even stem, it's stem-adjacent, sub-stem. meanwhile leonard cohen is dead, the environment is hosed, and we are on the brink of a new dark age of mankind.
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Nov 20, 2016 23:56
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Swan Oat posted:suicide squad wasnt nearly as bad as people made it otu to be.
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Nov 20, 2016 23:57
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Rodatose posted:i'll bet most people working in the private sector feel something like that
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Nov 20, 2016 23:59
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trash
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Nov 21, 2016 00:00
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i feel more like everybody else is an alien probe, the only being who makes any philosophical sense to me in this world is vanya
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Nov 21, 2016 00:02
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there are bright points in my job though, like hearing my boss tell a telemarketer he has to go because he just shat his pants, and the lunatic next door who periodically comes in to tell me he's a spy even though he's obviously not a spy
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Nov 21, 2016 00:03
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oh lord dishwashing is the worst. i was so, so happy to get out of the hospitality industry (into the retail industry, which i was so, so happy to get out of into the admin industry, and now i'm in the admin industry and not sure where to go from here but it's better than where i was back then)
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Nov 21, 2016 00:06
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and yeah the food waste was so depressing. at least feed it to some chickens or something, come on
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Nov 21, 2016 00:07
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and whatever i do doesn't even matter in the end because trump is president and if we don't all die in a nuclear war tomorrow we'll be wiped out by destruction of the biosphere within a few decades
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Nov 21, 2016 00:09
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argh
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Nov 21, 2016 00:11
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Rodatose posted:how could a manager expect a person getting paid the minimum wage of $7.80 to both do their job quickly in front of a hot grill and show genuine smiles to uncaring customers
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Nov 21, 2016 00:14
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byob is a horrible place, it's filled with the same sort of nasty malicious hateful individuals that populate gbs but while gbs posters claim to be joking when they act like psychopaths, byob posters deny they ever act like psychopaths at all and insist everything is happy and friendly and not just a desperate, vicious struggle to feel a bit of personal fulfilment by clawing their way to the top of an internet community at the expense of everybody around them
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Nov 21, 2016 00:17
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sorry i'm missing the city and it's making me angry
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Nov 21, 2016 00:18
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Rodatose posted:I ended up using a fake accent that was difficult to understand and when questioned about it I would say I was from lithuania
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Nov 21, 2016 00:19
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at the moment i'm mostly sad about leonard but most of the time i think 90% of my sorrow is the fact that i live and work in the middle of nowhere and am no longer able to enjoy going to a nearby food court for my lunch break and ordering a taco from a surly lithuanian
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Nov 21, 2016 00:29
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the moment climate change starts seriously affecting food production in the superpower countries and one invades another for resources, then we'll see a nuclear exchange and the resulting environmental chaos will bring our species to the brink of extinction. i am a prophet and i have seen this to be true, amen
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Nov 21, 2016 00:34
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obviously i expect america to be the one to gently caress everything up but tbh it's just as likely that china will try to annex a big chunk of russia or something totally unexpected
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Nov 21, 2016 00:37
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when the air has turned to poison and the sun refuses to shine and all infrastructure has crumbled and the whole human race is weak from hunger and grief, there will come a great plague upon the earth
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Nov 21, 2016 00:38
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the captains of industry will go down with their ship
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Nov 21, 2016 00:41
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trump will be dismembered by the starving hordes and his remains strewn between the power lines of new york city and strung with festive christmas lights to bring joy to all the orphans of war
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Nov 21, 2016 00:42
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i really need to do a poo but i like apocalyptic shitposting
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Nov 21, 2016 00:44
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haha sorry everyone, i just dropped a huge deuce and i feel much happier now
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Nov 21, 2016 00:51
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when my old dog died and i got vanya i was plagued by recurring nightmares that i sacrificed him and it brought my old dog back to life as this weird uncanny pet semetary monster, it was quite troubling for a grieving teenager
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Nov 21, 2016 00:53
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what i'm saying is that if we slice trump open, inside his ribcage where his heart should sit we'll find a large diamond that pulses with a sickly light. this we will grind down into a fine dust and release into the ocean, which will part to reveal leonard cohen standing in a clamshell, naked but for the tallit that strategically covers his groin, attended by a host of cherubim and a winged lion with the face of ariel sharon
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Nov 21, 2016 00:55
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cohen's death has this weird feeling of impermanence to me, like any moment now his kids will announce that actually he's fine, he just needed to take a break and now he's ready for another world tour. if he descended from the skies on a beam of light on the day of trump's official usurpation of the white house i would not be surprised in the slightest. I've never felt this way about any celebrity death before and it's weirding me out, but remember i am the last and greatest prophet of the hebrews so i feel confident in saying that i will see leonard again within sixty years and probably much, much sooner depending on who australia allies with in the inevitable world war
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Nov 21, 2016 04:44
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Hollismason posted:I never cared for Cohen and I never will. haha i gave that over to autocorrect halfway through and i like where it took it
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Nov 21, 2016 04:53
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Majorian posted:That's kind of how I still feel about Bernie.
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Nov 21, 2016 05:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BhcryTknQ i have heard that people on the internet assume i'm hot and successful irl but this is the closest example i can provide as to how i look, sound and behave in the real world, it's actually pretty eerie and if it hadn't been made when i was like 8 i would sue now i will deal with hollismason
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Nov 21, 2016 08:57
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i remember first watching that clip as a little kid and i thought it was hilarious but i just watched it again as an adult with my mum and we agreed it's a 100% perfect portrait of how i've turned out
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Nov 21, 2016 08:59
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Hollismason posted:I never cared for Cohen and I never will.
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Nov 21, 2016 09:03
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having read the best survivalist manual written in our time, mccarthy's the road, i understand that in months to come no matter what i do only divine grace will stand between me and death, and also that hope is a cruel lie and the best thing to do is just shoot myself at the first sign of societal deterioration
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Nov 21, 2016 19:34
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timely reminder that sarkozy not only advocated forcible deportation of several thousand romani french citizens from france to romania, a country that didn't want them, where they didn't speak the language and which has one of the worst antiziganist hate crime rates in the eu, he actually went ahead and did it and as far as i know they're all still stranded over there with no prospects and no way out
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Nov 21, 2016 20:24
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it's great to hear about your friend gj! there is so much about how the body works that we don't know, most of the time we find out stuff in bad ways but occasionally there's a happy surprise too. we used to give heaps of poo poo to one of my friends in high school because he was never at class and he claimed it was just because he was a lazy nerd. he was my date for the year 12 formal (this isn't the guy who's doing a life sentence for drug trafficking, that was year 10) and he was so skinny that in the photos i'm literally twice his width. turns out he was in end-stage renal failure that whole time and just chose to not tell anyone. he ended up getting a kidney (from his mum  ) and it took really well and even though he was already like 19 he managed to grow like six inches taller after getting that all sorted out and is now a well-built healthy dude
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Nov 21, 2016 21:28
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my favourite miracle organ is the liver. vanya's liver was reduced to a lump of non-functional scar tissue about the size of a raisin after his impacted gall bladder disaster, but after his gall bladder was fixed his liver had totally regrown and was at close to 100% functioning again within a year
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Nov 21, 2016 21:31
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barbecued chicken hearts are drat good liver has never really appealed to me as a food, it kind of tastes like piss
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Nov 21, 2016 21:46
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i just found a guy on jdate who's 6'9" and based on that criterion alone i think my mother would date him even though he's also 24. should i try it?
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Nov 21, 2016 21:47
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