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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

getting the three part fold is such a pain in the rear end

My dad owns this bizarre folding pan specifically designed to make omelettes with. It works pretty well though so I guess that's cool

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http://i.imgur.com/Aov2eht.gifv

corn in the bible
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turn on your monitor

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corn in the bible
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not to love the donald is a great disgrace, so we heil, heil, right in the donald's face

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Horseshoe theory posted:

*Laura Ingraham saluting Donald at the RNC*

When the Donald says we own the world and space, we heil, heil, right in the Donald's face

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Those same middle-aged white men deny the evolution of the game and still believe in power football as the ideal of football, denying the truth of the spread offense

They're also the ones that like basketball but hate the modern NBA for some reason :iiam:

A lot of people don't like the three point shot

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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imho NBA has too many games and so I don't have the time to follow it

corn in the bible
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im doing a lecture on propaganda for this college class. should i include bugs bunny murdering a BIG TOOTHED JAP or not. which is appropriate????

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Kristov posted:

Is your sister also a Nazi named Fritz?

Fritz the Cat ain't no nazi man

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icantfindaname posted:

i thought it was the millenials fault tho?

No it was millionairials. Common mistake

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

if i ever get fired from this job i want to take the opportunity to force myself to take a risk on a more fulfilling job. i'd like to work at museum or science center running programs for kids.

No museum is gonna hire you cause there's museum management degrees now and they can get volunteers for the fun stuff.

corn in the bible
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQL_bMaA7Aw

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boy are my arms tired posted:

"hey man haven't spoken to you in a couple of years, so anyways yeah i'd really like this job at your game company even though i haven't done programming, modelling, or design work in, wow, just about the same time its been since i talked to you! crazy anyways please give me a job"

not trying to be snarky but they'd be mega dumb to hire me. i gotta build a portfolio again.

you don't want to work in videogames

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

yeah im catching up on two articles and drat, if i were on roof's defense team i'd be drinking with a mirror every night i think
wait, which trial is this then if there's a state trial next year

they just gotta stall until trump is president and can pardon him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1d1S58P0nc

merry christmas

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Hollismason posted:

All cats are female , all dogs are male - my dad

bitch you did not

corn in the bible
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name your cat tom even if its a girl

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name your cat tibert

corn in the bible
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reynard the fox is an rear end in a top hat btw

corn in the bible
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ysengrim totally justified in hatin that dude

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXgVlr3Q3vc

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

darn kkklinton tricked poor le don into corroborating wallstreet amirite

im glad we elected the guy whos gonna stop corruption and stick it to the banks, says a loving retarded person who should die

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no i was agreeing with him. i know people who said that poo poo after the election and i wonder what they think now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyAiwI42Rc0

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Avshalom posted:

a 21st century robin hood converting the rich into affordable artisan patisserie goods for the poor

good old Sweeney Todd

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GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i hope all the poor whites that voted for trump are happy with the social security changes just introduced in the house

those fuckers

Don't worry, trump is a principled man and will protect us hahahahhhah

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Jun 5, 2004

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Randler posted:

Are calamari squid or octopuses?

Calamari is squid

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merry exmarx posted:

it shows a giant swing towards the republicans, which the dems ignored

But but but Hillary had a magic computer to tell her where to campaign how can computer be wrong

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cult member at airport posted:

So if there's strong evidence to suggest Russia hacked the RNC emails and have been sitting on them, what do you guys think the end goal is here? Just start leaking them after Trump's inauguration to cause more destabilization or will they try blackmailing GOP officials?

If any of those emails contained info from Trump's tax returns then I have no doubt he'd rather bend the knee to Putin than let those get leaked.

Proposal: Liberals should start yelling "You're a puppet!" or "Cyka Blyat!" at Trump at every opportunity possible.

blackmail

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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Wait! Secretary of Defense


the literal war criminal has more experience than trump's picks

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secretary linda mcmahon. its like a nightmare

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john cena will be given a real medal to commemorate how much he loves the troops

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https://www.kinderguides.com/collections/all

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Hollismason posted:

By counter do they mean create our own propaganda?

Isn't that illegal in the US.

i assume it'll be as unbiased and nonpartisan as the fbi and cia

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Rodatose posted:

the mainstream press, after decades of making GBS threads around and being bad at reporting, giving credence to iraq war wmd reports, embedding only reporters friendly to the military, and giving thousands of hours of free press time to the orange white supremacist because it's "bad for our country but good for ratings" decides to get serious about the sanctity of journalism

Who's gonna pay Wolf Blitzer to mislead the public when some rear end in a top hat on the internet does it for free?

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

"I hope there is an actual shadow conspiracy in the government and it knows what its doing"

The last part being why I'm confident that there is never a conspiracy manipulating events

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI6Qdoq679I

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double down, huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbYexc00n-g

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